Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Who cares?

 

[user 574]

You do. Your thread

 

[Kent88]

Winnipeg

 

[motobrewer]

I love how Cooter Carroll is now a caricature of himself

 

[motobrewer]

This is a true story. In the time it took for me to put my dinner plate in the dish washer, the Seahawks went 3-out.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Forward progress what?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hundley?

 

[bob1852]

Bortles!!!

 

[Craigmn]

As a long time Jaguars fan, this feels good. Now onto the Titans

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jags fans

 

[Kent88]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

31-20

 

[Cape Brewing]

(Sigh) It’s not even worth it

 

[HoppyDaze]

cause you got owned?

 

[day_trippr]

"We're on to Detroit"

 

[Cape Brewing]

cause you got owned?

Sure.... I got owned by a week 2 loss compared to the nutsack uppercut the Pats dealt them in the playoffs last year.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Like I said.... LOL!!

 

[Kent88]

LOL!!

31-20

 

[HoppyDaze]

Sure.... I got owned by a week 2 loss compared to the nutsack uppercut the Pats dealt them in the playoffs last year.

Cape, you don't play football. You got owned by a forum interaction, dummy.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pipe down 0-2

 

[Kent88]

Oh, snap!

He's right, you know.

You better hope your seachickens win next week, then they'll be 1-2, which is currently the same record as the patriots have over their last 3 meaningful games.

 

[motobrewer]

Seachickens!!! He said seachickens instead of seahawks!!! Ahahahhaa so clever!!!!!!!!!!

 

[day_trippr]

Oh, great. Moto's back...

 

[Cape Brewing]

He did say “Seachickens” though.... that’s like... a huuuuge burn.

Notice how quiet Hoppy got?

 

[user 574]

Tax season coming up. Q3 estimates

 

[day_trippr]

Those were due a few days ago. So, yeah, he's wicked pissah busy

 

[motobrewer]

Oh, great. Moto's back...

Don’t call it a comeback!!


Old man trippr won’t get that reference.

 

[motobrewer]

Son, we live in a world that has people using stupid nicknames for football teams. And those idiots need to be called out. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Shatberg (day_trippr)?

I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Kent88 and you curse the keyboard warriors. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that Kent88's owning, while tragic, probably saved us all from hearing stupid nicknames for football teams. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves us all from hearing stupid nicknames for football teams!

You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on this thread. You need me on this thread. We use words like "stfu", "newb", "patriots blow". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline.

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very sick ownings that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you", and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!

 

[Kent88]

I thought I put too much thought into it when I said that if the seachickens won their next game, they'd have the same record as the patriots currently have over their past three meaningful games.

Then, 234 words.

 

[day_trippr]

Moto's gone off his meds again...

 

[motobrewer]

I wanna just call you all uncultured swine but does nobody get the Few Good Men reference??