Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bluemoose]

Pats probably win, but don't cover. Field goal game with this defense.

 

[GenIke]

Just cashed out my 401k and laid it down on the BUCS BABY!!!!!

 

[triethylborane]

Just cashed out my 401k and laid it down on the BUCS BABY!!!!!

Be sure to 2nd mortgage the home.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I dunno... I find it hard to believe the D is going to continue being this bad too much longer.

Not remotely saying the D is suddenly going to be good... but they gotta be at least a little better at some point.

I like the Pats to cover.

It’s too perfect of a sucker bet.

The Pats D is playing atrocious, on the road on a short week. That’s too easy to bet... and those easy bets never seem to work out.

I like the Pats to cover in a low scoring game... the exact opposite of what everyone is likely thinking

 

[HoppyDaze]

They've been one of the hardest team for me to bet. A lot of big spreads ... BTW bet the house on the Rams this weekend, I think. Never know what you'll get from the Hawks these days.

 

[motobrewer]

I wonder what the Pats pass defense is rated.....

 

[day_trippr]

Right now they're rated ****

Aaaand we're "Gronkless In Tampa".
Wonderful...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jesus Tommy. Terrible throw for first pick of the year

 

[motobrewer]

Brady. Hilarious.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah... leading the NFL in yards and TDs and then tossing his first pick...

Is... “hilarious”

Is it hard finding work as a clown?

 

[motobrewer]

Ask Brady.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I’ll ask your mom

 

[motobrewer]

She'll tell you to ask Brady.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Actually... she’ll just say, “gghggggggggghhg”.

Like she usually does

 

[WI_Wino]

How was that a td? He never touched the ground in the end zone.

This whole game will have an asterisk around it.

 

[jammin]

How was that a td? He never touched the ground in the end zone.

This whole game will have an asterisk around it.

I think you’ve had too much cheese tonight

 

[Cape Brewing]

How was that a td? He never touched the ground in the end zone.

This whole game will have an asterisk around it.

That’s exactly the level of football knowledge we all come to expect from you

 

[HoppyDaze]

I think you’ve had too much cheese tonight

You serious?

 

[WI_Wino]

For reals, if the defender pushed him out of bounds it would not have been a td. Why is it a td if the defender pushed him out of the end zone back into the field of play AND tackled him before he was able to put the ball across the goal line after he touches the ground?

 

[WI_Wino]

And the back to back roughing the passer call at the end of the half is amazing.

 

[bluemoose]

You are dumb! And in other news, TNF should be outlawed!

 

[motobrewer]

Pats should try winning a game straight up once.

 

[WI_Wino]

Pats should try winning a game straight up once.

Helmet catch.

 

[Cape Brewing]

For reals, if the defender pushed him out of bounds it would not have been a td. Why is it a td if the defender pushed him out of the end zone back into the field of play AND tackled him before he was able to put the ball across the goal line after he touches the ground?

Player just has to break the plane with possession (which he did) and he was then pushed out.

What about Martin’s diving TD on the ground? Pats pushed him back out before he was down. That TD counted.

... cuz he broke the plane.

Pretty easy concept

Even Hoppy gets it.

 

[GenIke]

Illegal block on the pats. Drink two.

 

[GenIke]

offsides on the pats for absolutely no reason. give one.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jesus. Just an ocean of stupid penalties. This season has been the bizarro Patriots.

Well... with the exception of the GOAT. He’s still ridiculous

 

[GenIke]

That guy should have just kept running and caught the snap.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You can’t do that. That would be a penalty.

Damn... you freakin’ Packer fans don’t know a lot of basics.

 

[bluemoose]

Don't remember the last time the pats were so undisciplined.