Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Speaking of the Lions, they don't look too bad on paper so far. If they can keep the RB's healthy they might be competing for the division title! When do I start shopping for my NFC North champion T-shirt?

Yeah but.... Lions

 

[HoppyDaze]

NFC West doesn't play high school teams.

 

[Cape Brewing]

NFC West doesn't play high school teams.

LOL!!

"They see me rollin'"


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[Cape Brewing]

"Whatever! We have the Legion of Boom-mobile!!!"

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Sweet rims yo

 

[bob1852]

LOL!!

"They see me rollin'"


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Gloating.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Robert Kraft's total wealth is pocket change to Paul Allen...fyi

 

[Cape Brewing]

Robert Kraft's total wealth is pocket change to Paul Allen...fyi

Then why is he such a cheap fcku with his team?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Maybe the Seahawks would play better if they weren't always mutha fuggin Group 5 for boarding on Southwest

 

[HoppyDaze]

You're so retarded that you think that bus thing is actually a team vehicle? That's amazing...

 

[paulthenurse]

Robert Kraft's total wealth is pocket change to Paul Allen...fyi

Not for nothing Paul Alan's net worth is chump change compared to Cape's.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You're so retarded that you think that bus thing is actually a team vehicle? That's amazing...

How do they even fit everyone?! Freakin amateurs.

 

[bluemoose]

Maybe the Seahawks have been practicing Tom Brady plyometrics?

 

[paulthenurse]

RIP Dick McPherson

 

[Cape Brewing]

RIP Dick McPherson

Pre-GOAT

 

[HoppyDaze]

Wilfork is now going to be focusing on smoking meat. What the hell has he been focusing on this whole time? I assumed it was smoking meat.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Well, to be fair, focusing on eating smoked meat.

 

[WI_Wino]

Pre-GOAT

MacPherson coached the Pats from 1991 to 1992 and received strong consideration for Coach of the Year honors in 1991, turning around a team that went 1–15 in 1990 and leading them to a 6–10 record in his first season. However, in his second season the team started four different quarterbacks and went 2–14. MacPherson was subsequently fired at the end of the season.

Now I understand your obsession with "goat". The bar is set so low anyone would qualify!

source

 

[paulthenurse]

The guy before the guy before the guy before the GCOAT

 

[Cape Brewing]

Who was the freakin coach who got electrocuted by the podium during the post-game media session. That's a great story

Edit: Clive Rush

The way I have read the story, he was at the podium, and stopped and froze mid-sentence. No one had any idea what the eff was going on and then he finally got shot back from the podium. There was some sort of short in the wiring and when he put both his hands on the podium he got electrocute to fcku.

Obviously the fans getting electrocuted carrying the goal post down rt 1 is an absolute classic as well

 

[paulthenurse]

My fav was Howie Long getting into a fist fight with one of the Sullivan's on the sidelines.

Or the stands catching on fire during a game.

 

[Cape Brewing]

There really was a certain charm that came with being the dumpster fire of the league... kinda like the Jets, Seahawks, Lions, Packers.... well.. everyone who isn't the Pats are now.

Obviously I'll take being TMDTIAOSH but... there is 1/2 a % of that old "lovable loser" charm that we can look back on fondly.

(The Most Dominant Team In All Of Sports History... for those ignoramuses out there. Yeah... I'm fckuing lookin at you Hoppy)

 

[bob1852]

There really was a certain charm that came with being the dumpster fire of the league... kinda like the Jets, Seahawks, Lions, Packers.... well.. everyone who isn't the Pats are now.

Obviously I'll take being TMDTIAOSH but... there is 1/2 a % of that old "lovable loser" charm that we can look back on fondly.

(The Most Dominant Team In All Of Sports History... for those ignoramuses out there. Yeah... I'm fckuing lookin at you Hoppy)

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[Cape Brewing]

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Point taken but the GOATs not done

 

[day_trippr]

Forever a Patriot!

 

[paulthenurse]

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Thanks AZ. We have to reel Cape in every once in a while and pour cold water over him to clear his head.


From '57 through '86 (29 years) the Celtics won 16 NBA Championships (.5517) including 1957 through 1969 inclusive, except for '58 and '66. (.8461 in that stretch!!!! ). 1 With a total of 17 championships they have a .2394 winning percentage since the league was founded in 1946.)

The NY Yankees have 27 titles since 1901 (.2327) but they're the Yankees and they suck and always will suck.

The Montreal Canadians, with 24 Stanley Cups since 1910 (.2307) ruled the NHL for decades.


The Pack have 13 championships from 1919 to present. (.0132) 11 of those Championships come from prior to the 1970 merger of the AFL and NFL.

The Patriots, founded in 1960, have won 5 NFL Championships. (.0877)

Hoppy's Hawks have1 NFL championship in 41 years (.0243) and Moto's Lions have won 4 in 87 years (.0459), the most recent being two years before I was born.

Yes, the Pat's are currently the most dominant team in sports but they have a ways to go to be the best of all time. But you're still a good boy Brian, and Daddy loves you.

 

[paulthenurse]

And don't even get me going on John Wooden at UCLA

 

[HoppyDaze]

There really was a certain charm that came with being the dumpster fire of the league... kinda like the Jets, Seahawks, Lions, Packers.... well.. everyone who isn't the Pats are now.

Obviously I'll take being TMDTIAOSH but... there is 1/2 a % of that old "lovable loser" charm that we can look back on fondly.

(The Most Dominant Team In All Of Sports History... for those ignoramuses out there. Yeah... I'm fckuing lookin at you Hoppy)

I sort of pity you, sort of.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Thanks AZ. We have to reel Cape in every once in a while and pour cold water over him to clear his head.


From '57 through '86 (29 years) the Celtics won 16 NBA Championships (.5517) including 1957 through 1969 inclusive, except for '58 and '66. (.8461 in that stretch!!!! ). 1 With a total of 17 championships they have a .2394 winning percentage since the league was founded in 1946.)

The NY Yankees have 27 titles since 1901 (.2327) but they're the Yankees and they suck and always will suck.

The Montreal Canadians, with 24 Stanley Cups since 1910 (.2307) ruled the NHL for decades.


The Pack have 13 championships from 1919 to present. (.0132) 11 of those Championships come from prior to the 1970 merger of the AFL and NFL.

The Patriots, founded in 1960, have won 5 NFL Championships. (.0877)

Hoppy's Hawks have1 NFL championship in 41 years (.0243) and Moto's Lions have won 4 in 87 years (.0459), the most recent being two years before I was born.

Yes, the Pat's are currently the most dominant team in sports but they have a ways to go to be the best of all time. But you're still a good boy Brian, and Daddy loves you.

What website did you find this information? I want to figure out some backwood school's, that's bad sports and academic-wise, that I never attended win percentage?

 

[paulthenurse]

What website did you find this information? I want to figure out some backwood school's, that's bad sports and academic-wise, that I never attended win percentage?

What language is that?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Somewhat english. Long day.