Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Here we go again... now I gotta get a flight... and figure out which parties to go to in Houston.

It's non-stop it feels like. Just connnnnnstantly going to the Super Bowl. It's almost like work for God's sake

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh... I almost forgot... did you guys see that Brady broke the all time wins record last night?

 

[Paps]

I broke wind.
Does that count if i yell "Yay foobawl!" while i do it?

 

[paulthenurse]

There's no W in football, Hillbilly.

 

[bluemoose]

With the Pat's, there is nothing but Ws in football!

 

[soccerdad]

blue - I like the KellyAnne avatar

 

[lschiavo]

Wwwwwww*

 

[paulthenurse]

What Moose ^^^^^^^^^ said.

 

[day_trippr]

News channels are already full of "Tom Brady's Revenge".
This is gonna be a hella long two weeks...

Cheers! ("First Football World Problems" )

 

[Paps]

There's no W in football, Hillbilly.

If you are going to be a grammar nazi, at least be a good one.
I omitted the "T" in it as well.

Oh and.....Pats fans should not call people "Hillbilly" when they are the type of people whom pull fire alarms at 3-AM in the hotels of opposing teams. Absolutely no class or sportsmanship

 

[HoppyDaze]

What's up with Brady's coat?
View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1485220535.807677.jpg

 

[paulthenurse]

He has all his rings under there with him

 

[stratslinger]

That and Giselle

 

[day_trippr]

What kind of idiot would indict a million people with the act of a single soul?

Anyway, not that it matters but I'm feeling wicked pissah good about the Superbowl.
Patriots have the better defense by far, the offense ain't too shabby, Patricia is a God, McDaniels has cut his bad play calls down to a minimum, and of course, there's Belichick.

I think the Patriots win this one going away

Cheers!

 

[jafo28]

What's up with Brady's coat?
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Over inflated? Unlike his balls.

 

[day_trippr]

Real mature.

So, two weeks...

On the up side, NFL Network is/will be replaying a lot of Patriots film.
Watching the Patriots kick the Seahawks to the curb in SB XLIX right now.
That was an excellent game, non-fans (like most of the nitwits here) forget the two come-backs and just focus on Butler's righteous pick...

Cheers!

 

[GenIke]

What come-backs?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

For the fans no longer in the hunt here's an interesting stat to use at the water cooler to impress your fellow co-workers on your knowledge of the New England Patriots:

For the 15 years of Tom Brady being the Patriots starting qb he made it to the Superbowl 7 times.

 

[Paps]

For the 15 years of Tom Brady being the Patriots starting qb he made it to the Superbowl 7 times.

They became a decent team once he took over as QB and have been pretty consistant. When he retires they will fall back into mediocrity unless he is replaced by a top notch QB which are short on in the NFL these days.

 

[fosaisu]

Are they taking prop bets yet on Trump, Brady and Belicheck's scheduled post-SB ************* party?

 

[day_trippr]

Soooooooooo jelly.

I get it, the Patriots domination is driving you losers nuttier than your "normal".
But y'all need much, MUCH better material to not paint yourselves pathetic...

Cheers! (Seriously. Work on it )

 

[murphyslaw]

They became a decent team once he took over as QB and have been pretty consistant. When he retires they will fall back into mediocrity unless he is replaced by a top notch QB which are short on in the NFL these days.

I doubt it. They went 11-5 with Matt Cassel and 3-1 with Garapolo/Brissett. Belicheck is the best there is. Look at Brady. He was a late draft pick, split time in college with a guy that ended up playing baseball. He was basically trent dilfer for years before he started putting up big numbers. Belicheck turned him into what he is today, through teaching, and keeping the same offensive system. Most teams change offenses every couple of years.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

They became a decent team once he took over as QB and have been pretty consistant. When he retires they will fall back into mediocrity unless he is replaced by a top notch QB which are short on in the NFL these days.

Bill Belichick is immortal.

 

[fosaisu]

Soooooooooo jelly.

You're confusing a ************* with a tossed salad.

 

[fosaisu]

Bill Belichick is immortal.

It's spelled "immoral"

 

[day_trippr]

Yup.

 

[fosaisu]

Yup.

Closer, but that's something else again:

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Paintbrush&defid=3052106

 

[day_trippr]

Not a strong moment for you...

 

[fosaisu]

Not a strong moment for you...

You seemed confused, just trying to help!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

For the fans no longer in the hunt:

1) Print this picture of Ernie Adams
2) Post it above the water cooler
3) Wait for some unsuspecting co-worker to investigate your post
4) Walk up next to that co-worker
5) Say "That man is a stud!!!"
6) Walk away
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