Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[day_trippr]

Fins exposed as bush league crybabies...

 

[motobrewer]

Or, Edelman exposed as a bigger thug than Sherman

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pats: 17 first downs and 238 yards

Fins: 1 first down and 30 yards

 

[stratslinger]

Way to go with the jinx, Cape

 

[Cape Brewing]

Shhhhhh. Offense is working

 

[stratslinger]

Cape, can you just stop until the game is over?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Piece a cake

 

[HoppyDaze]

Remind me, why do we care about JV teams again?

Someone cares?



Thank the big hairy thunderer in the sky that we don't have to watch "college football" today...

Most football fans prefer college. Only ********* bandwagon tards watch NFL only.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Go watch a high school game

 

[stratslinger]

Wow. Guess Floyd was a better pickup than I thought.

Of course, he'll probably spend the better part of next season in prison, so there IS that...

 

[HoppyDaze]

My high school team lost in the state semi-finals. It was a sweet game.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No one cares

 

[motobrewer]

Are your sure it was your high school and not your dad's?

 

[motobrewer]

Suh is an Oregon native. That's fitting.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Never heard of GED's fielding a football team.

 

[stratslinger]

Ok Cape, let 'er rip

 

[Cape Brewing]

Total domination.

1 seed locked up (as if there was any doubt)

Multiple records set by the GOAT... Yet again.

All was totally expected.

Time for a solid nap

 

[day_trippr]

Aside for that third quarter, that was almost as satisfying as one could ask for.
Would have loved to have seen Suh blow an aneurysm, or escorted off in cuffs, but that would have been frosting.

Superbowl Road goes through Foxboro, again...

Cheers!

 

[stratslinger]

Didn't someone set the record for wins by a QB again today?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yup.. the GOAT did

Also set the best TD/Int ratio record of all time

There was another one too but I lose track since he has so many

 

[stratslinger]

Understandable, Cape.

In other news - do the Steelers really just not care about this game, or does Miami have a legit shot at an upset next weekend?

 

[stratslinger]

Just saw Roethlisberger on the sideline in street clothes. Answers that question handily.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I gotta start looking at flights to Houston

 

[Paps]

Roll Tide.

Clempson v. Alabama again for the Footbawl World Championship.

This will be a better/more interesting game than ANYTHING the NFL has put forth this year.

If the superbowl is anyone besides the Pats vs the Cowboys then it wont even be worth watching.

 

[motobrewer]

"Packers - Lions ends in a 0-0 tie"

 

[day_trippr]

LOL, SeaChickens!

What's the over/under on Minutes 'Til Hoppy Turns Off The TeeVee?

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Matty Ice locking up his MVP

 

[bluemoose]

If you don't think Tom Brady is the MVP, you're stupid.

 

[day_trippr]

Goodell would rather take a 4-aught fish hook in his eye than award the MVP to Brady. No matter what records The GOAT sets...

 

[day_trippr]

And in the "That's Not Actually News" front...

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/01/01/legarrette-blount-ndamukong-suh-is-a-dirty-player/

Suh has never been effective against the Patriots and that has to be eating his PED @ss...

Cheers!