Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bluemoose]

Houston has already scored half the total of last night. #offensivejugernaut

 

[bluemoose]

I've seen corpses livelier than Kubiak, and I can appreciate belichick press conferences. That's saying something.

 

[day_trippr]

No way, couldn't be as bad unless we were watching a silent showing of Harvard vs Yale from 1879

Wrong direction. I was actually thinking the game would be a blow-out.
Looks like it's happening, though later than I had figured...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

What.... the.... WHAT?!?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hold on....

WHAT!?!

 

[Paps]

I'm more into college football tbh
But i have to say that in the NFL....
This year everyone sucks except the Pats ad MAYBE Denver
I'd kinda like to see the Cleveland Brows play Bama.

 

[day_trippr]

^Speaking Truth To....Something^

<mega golf claps>

 

[fosaisu]

Tragic that Denver let Osweiler slip away. He really showed up tonight.

 

[fosaisu]

I've seen corpses livelier than Kubiak, and I can appreciate belichick press conferences. That's saying something.

This is probably more your speed:

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3JBRD9AjXk[/ame]

 

[day_trippr]

10/30 1:00 ET New England -6 At Buffalo 47.5 -$255 +$215

 

[Cape Brewing]

That Osweiler "fumble" was ridiculous. I got so disgusted that I shut it off after that.

The ball went forward. It's against all laws of physics that the ball could have done that on its own. The only way it could have gone that way is if Osweiler made it go that way. And if he made it go that way, it's an incomplete pass

 

[paulthenurse]

Steven f-ing Hawking himself is now passing bon mots on Monday Night Football.

"against all the laws of physics..." That's solid gold, right there.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Houston Man Accused Of Robbing Local Football Team Of $72 Million Dollars

 

[fosaisu]

Steven f-ing Hawking himself is now passing bon mots on Monday Night Football.

"against all the laws of physics..." That's solid gold, right there.

He's just putting that self-awarded physics degree he picked up during deflategate to use.

 

[motobrewer]

How many laws of physics are there? Did you run the numbers on all of them?

 

[paulthenurse]

Just so everyone is clear... He's not a physicist. He's a retard. I know. I signed the paperwork.

 

[wobrien]

Takes one to know one.

Boom.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Just so everyone is clear... He's not a physicist. He's a retard. I know. I signed the paperwork.

Oh wow. Step away from the whiskey. An underbite is not retarded you insensitive jerk

 

[paulthenurse]

It was vodka.

And I stand by my statement.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Marshawn Lynch Is The Best

sure miss that guy...

 

[user 574]

link fail. I saw a dude trying to twerk a solo cup around from his tramp stamp region

 

[HoppyDaze]

link fail. I saw a dude trying to twerk a solo cup around from his tramp stamp region

yeah....that's weird; the link doesn't work for some reason. I fixed it but you have to go through a tweet from barstool sports

 

[paulthenurse]

Don't bother. No one cares.

 

[bluemoose]

Harvard or Yale?

Bills CB Nickell Robey-Coleman: "What gives me motivation is playing against Tom Brady, and beating him. And sweeping him. In 20 years, that ain't happened. That's what I'm trying to do. That's what gets me fired up. That's what motivates me right now: the fact that I got an opportunity to beat Tom Brady twice in one season, and lighten up my chances of getting to the playoffs."

 

[day_trippr]

USC. So, the 0 + 1 = 2 thing is totally understandable.

Cheers! (That poor lad is delusional. Sad.)

 

[HoppyDaze]

Don't bother. No one cares.

No one asked you, Gaylord.

 

[day_trippr]

The league has sand in uncomfortable places about their TV ratings.
So, they give us Jaguars-Titans :smack:

 

[Cape Brewing]

Blake Bortles!!!!

 

[motobrewer]

This thread has become as boring as the NFL.

 

[day_trippr]

Who?

This is probably 'Shopped, but it's still on the mark....


btw: tonite's teams are wearing "WORST UNIFORMS YET!"

Wow...

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