Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bob1852]

AP just got hurt. Hopefully his son found a new hiding place...

That was a nice Cobra Kai tackle....sweep the leg.

 

[HoppyDaze]

That was a nice Cobra Kai tackle....sweep the leg.

Mercy is for the weak.

 

[bob1852]

Mercy is for the weak.

Motto of this thread?

 

[kirbcheck]

Anybody see my Huskers yesterday?!?!? Probably their biggest win of the year, but still...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Anybody see my Huskers ...

If you're talking about moto's mom, no I haven't seen her.

 

[WI_Wino]

What's with all the weak sauce college wannabes lately?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Anybody see my Huskers yesterday?!?!? Probably their biggest win of the year, but still...

so, already busting hoppys balls.

 

[motobrewer]

Wow the packers are playing like Seattle.

 

[day_trippr]

All the good teams won today.

That Green Bay quarterback shows some promise but needs to learn about ball control.
The guy's a turn-over machine...

Cheers!

 

[wobrien]

Eagles should've kept Bradford.

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's shocking how terrible the NFC is this year. This will be one of the easier SB wins for the Pats in Feb.

Appearance number 7 and win number 5 for The GOAT. Mind boggling.

 

[stratslinger]

Just saw the replay of Carol seizing out over the push off call... I'm betting Meth was in the mix there.

 

[paulthenurse]

I just saw Tommy Hodson at Logan!!!!!!

 

[fosaisu]

It's shocking how terrible the NFC is this year. This will be one of the easier SB wins for the Pats in Feb.

I hope Brady's getting his Beautyrest® for the beatdown Miller's going to lay on him December 18 (just a little preview of what he'll taste in the playoffs). No need to get all hot and bothered fantasizing about the NFC competition, your boys won't make it that far.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Goodell has gone way overboard. This can't possibly be true Seahawks Fined for Practices Again. I mean they just lost to LA. They should be fined for not practicing enough!

 

[wobrien]

Fines for allowing tackling at football practice? Sounds pretty scandalous

 

[Cape Brewing]

Habitual cheaters

 

[Cape Brewing]

I hope Brady's getting his Beautyrest[emoji768] for the beatdown Miller's going to lay on him December 18 (just a little preview of what he'll taste in the playoffs). No need to get all hot and bothered fantasizing about the NFC competition, your boys won't make it that far.

Who??

 

[bob1852]

Yer mom.

 

[fosaisu]

Who??

Brady is probably still suffering after-effects from all the hits Miller put on him last January. But what's your excuse for brain damage? Someone slip you something from the dreaded nightshade family?

 

[Cape Brewing]

(yawn)

 

[fosaisu]

(yawn)

Narcolepsy, likely another sign of nightshade poisoning. Better pound a few raw, vegan, organic, gluten-free, and dairy-free TB12 Snacks ASAP.

 

[stratslinger]

Narcolepsy, likely another sign of nightshade poisoning. Better pound a few raw, vegan, organic, gluten-free, and dairy-free TB12 Snacks ASAP.

Hey - don't knock 'em. Those things are tasty!

 

[fosaisu]

Hey - don't knock 'em. Those things are tasty!

Agreed, tomatoes are delicious. But Cape's on the Giselle diet, so he'll have to stick with the Tommy Bars.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

http://prod.video.patriots.clubs.nf...2016/09-September/20160919_lockerroom-32k.mp3

 

[Cape Brewing]

Agreed, tomatoes are delicious. But Cape's on the Giselle diet, so he'll have to stick with the Tommy Bars.

You bore me

 

[bluemoose]

This I found interesting:
Per @ESPNStatsInfo, the Seattle Seahawks have been favored by 16 points in two games. They have scored a combined 15 points to go 0-2 ATS.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yes but they are 2-0 in sucking

 

[user 574]

http://prod.video.patriots.clubs.nf...2016/09-September/20160919_lockerroom-32k.mp3

That sounded like a bunch of bare ass man-spanking. Guess that's one way to get up for the game.

 

[day_trippr]

So, it wasn't obvious that was actually post-game celebratory slappage?

Sheesh...That's a rookie mistake, and ya just hate to see that...

Cheers!