Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

Haha! It's funny cuz its troo

Hey Hoppy... got your tix for Nov 13th yet??

Nothing I want more than to hang out in that sh!thole in November. Nah, I'll be somewhere tropical instead...

 

[HoppyDaze]

Oh hey.... good luck with the Packer PED suspensions that are coming. Fcku Clay Mathews... effin 'roid-head. 'Bout time he got busted.

Ooooooh.... holllllllld on.... THEY'RE NOT COOPERATING!! If they weren't such arrogant a-holes, they would just cooperate!! What are they hiding!?!?

Why the fkcu don't they just ADMIT IT AND GET IT OVER WITH!?!?!?

I wonder how many more of the Packers' D are huge cheaters. I seriously doubt its just Mathews and Peppers.

look at yourself...Tom Brady has turned you into a complete bitter, assface loser.

 

[motobrewer]

Maybe Clay should ask Brady if providing a statement to an asinine accusation by Goodell is beneficial

 

[motobrewer]

Or maybe Hargrove

 

[bluemoose]

Or they could just accept their punishment like men. Isn't that what you were advocating for GOAT to do?

 

[motobrewer]

Brady's a cheating b*itch. Clay is obviously innocent.

 

[Cape Brewing]

What sucks for the Packers is the fact that they fckuing cheat like CRAZY and they STILL suck

 

[motobrewer]

I can't hear you from my high moral standing.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

That's not your high moral standing. It's just a high barricade. Move to somewhere safer like Baltimore. It's getting testy out there. You can live in Datazz's basement.

 

[motobrewer]

Cape, I need a translator. I don't speak "******* from Boston".

 

[day_trippr]

Understandable.
That'd be one hella yuge upgrade for you...

Cheers!

 

[bluemoose]

Relevant fact.

 

[motobrewer]

Understandable.
That'd be one hella yuge upgrade for you...

Cheers!

i'm hope when i'm 60 i'm secure enough to not have to use youth slang

 

[paulthenurse]

If you make it to 60 you'll be unlikely to understand youth slang.

 

[smurfjuice]

Said the old guy with the home made pizza oven ...

 

[day_trippr]

At this point moto should set his sights lower - like, learning English by the time he's 60...

Cheers! (And pulling that stick out of his ass. That'd be good, too )

 

[motobrewer]

oh, man. old man trippr's off his meds again.

 

[day_trippr]

Honestly, how do you even sit down like that?

Cheers!

 

[jbunton]

Wonder if there is any truth to this lmao!

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's okay everyone! Remain.... calm!! The cut on the GOAT's thumb is healing nicely and he's going to be just fine

 

[user 574]

comeback options

• poked his thumb on your needle dick
• cut his thumb on his wife's sandy vag
• sliced his thumb on his own needle dick

Bored, someone else continue

 

[HoppyDaze]

Clearly Goodell's fault

 

[Cape Brewing]

You love him so.... SO much

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Anyone interested in doing a box split of TB12 vegan snacks once they're back in stock?

 

[HoppyDaze]

You love him so.... SO much

He totally has it out for you, brah

 

[Cape Brewing]

Anyone interested in doing a box split of TB12 vegan snacks once they're back in stock?

I'm good... I have about 22-23 boxes left.

 

[bluemoose]

Just waiting on my case of avocado ice cream. I'll pass.

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm brewing a Brazilian lambic with a pair of Giselle panties I bought in eBay for $10,000.00.

Score!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Could be a solid lacto source...

I gotta find a link to the brewery who actually did that (went straight to the source)

Edit: Found it.... It's called "Bottled Instinct".

 

[HoppyDaze]

Rogue Brewery thinks they're cute with a beer on their menu "brewed with the yeast of the brewers beard". Never seen someone order this...but I'd order Giselle panty lambic.