Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[user 574]

...
And take cheer that - improbable as it seems - it could even be worse...

Cheers! ("No Dairy" should play well in "The Land Of Nothing Much More Than Cows" )

Could be worse, marketing Uggs and mattresses come to mind. We all know selling insurance is the pinnacle of success

 

[user 574]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BCWvH2ISyI[/ame]
Limited audience hopefully its not just me and day_trippr

 

[wobrien]

You guys should show a little more respect for Mr Goodell. He has done more to clean up the nfl and restore the integrity of the game than any other person

 

[Cape Brewing]

Your trolling abilities are inadequate

 

[wobrien]

Your face is inadequate

 

[bob1852]

Your face is inadequate

Relevant fact.

 

[stratslinger]

'Nuff said

Of course, the writer did manage to misspell "of all time", but we'll let that slide.

 

[wobrien]

Tony Romo is a 'proven winner'. Got it. Thanks.

 

[Schlenkerla]

Android Phone Users - I found this by accident when browsing my google calendar.

You can add your favorite football teams schedule to your google calendar. You have too do it through a browser on a desktop though. Afterwards it will show up mobile, but I had to manually turn it on in my phone from the calendar settings.

How to do it...

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[TheDudeLebowski]

Android Phone Users - I found this by accident when browsing my google calendar.

You can add your favorite football teams schedule to your google calendar. You have too do it through a browser on a desktop though. Afterwards it will show up mobile, but I had to manually turn it on in my phone from the calendar settings.

How to do it...

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F-! It's really good. They have the Patriots scheduled to win the next 3 SuperBowls.

 

[Homercidal]

Can't understand why there isn't more hand wringing over the fact that Cooter is going to be Stafford's coach this season. That should terrify the SHT out of every other team and their fans!

 

[user 574]

Dafuq

http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/16175245/brady-deflategate-supreme-court

Just stop. Or not, #BradyForTheWorkingMan

Hopefully Gisele is paying the legal fees

 

[day_trippr]

Because America.

Cheers! :rockin:

 

[Cape Brewing]

The man is a great American

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

.

 

[HoppyDaze]

The tard is strong in here.

 

[day_trippr]

^R-Tardist^

Reported.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Whoooooops


Hey, HEY!!! Peyton said he didn't do it... sooooo... he's obviously innocent.

Just happened to retire after winning the Super Bowl. Good for him... going out on top.


http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap30...o-interview-players-named-in-aljazeera-report

 

[bob1852]

So obsessed with the Broncos. Seek help.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ya know what though... I dunno why I bothered even mentioning that link... I mean... One of the top ten QBs ever to play the game using PEDs?? Shiiiiiiiiiit. That's nothing compared to the GOAT possibly being generally aware of a ball boy taking 1/2 a lb of psi out of a football even though it could also be easily explained by basic physics....

Bahhhhhhh.... my bad...

I'll just stop posting now.

 

[Cape Brewing]

So obsessed with the Broncos. Seek help.

Go ban yourself narc

 

[bob1852]

I'll just stop posting now.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Never happening

The whole site would crash due to total lack of pure awesomeness.... and damn it... I care too much to let that happen

 

[bob1852]

Never happening

The whole site would crash due to total lack of pure awesomeness.... and damn it... I care too much to let that happen

HBT has survived the absence of notcapebrewing....

 

[Cape Brewing]

Barely... and it blew chunks during.

Shouldn't you be off scouring "is my batch infected" threads for kiddie porn or something?

 

[bob1852]

Barely... and it blew chunks during.

Shouldn't you be off scouring "is my batch infected" threads for kiddie porn or something?

Shouldn't you be off mocking PTN for anything, and everything?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nah.. It's late here... He has dinner at 4:30pm and is in bed by 7:45.

Hey!!! There is a "i don't see any bubbles in my airlock!" thread where someone used some saucy language!

Go get em tiger!

Chop chop

 

[bob1852]

Nah.. It's late here... He has dinner at 4:30pm and is in bed by 7:45.

Hey!!! There is a "i don't see any bubbles in my airlock!" thread where someone used some saucy language!

Go get em tiger!

Chop chop

That doesn't even make sense.

And you seem quite uppity tonight.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Shhhhhh. Trying to sleep.

 

[user 574]

This is a stairway to heaven kinda case.

 

[HoppyDaze]

still talking about cheating...shameful.

 

[motobrewer]

cape "more probably than not" has a poster of manning on his ceiling above his bed.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Why would I have a poster of the 4th or 5th best QB to play the game over my bed?

 

[HoppyDaze]

RIP Buddy Ryan...you no longer have to endure the pain of watching your kids coach football.

 

[day_trippr]

UnPatriots are so screwed...

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[bluemoose]

Is that Brett farve in a Tom Brady shirt?

 

[the_bird]

If there was a neck brace I'd swear it was Steve Grogan.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Ha!

 

[bluemoose]

That's all you got? Really?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ha!

Goodell lover