Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[day_trippr]

Aaaand Moto goes "Waaaaah!"

Mega weak...

 

[motobrewer]

Aaaand Moto goes "Waaaaah!"



Mega weak...

Uh. What.

Cape, even in the offseason you need to keep this guy on a leash.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Johnathon Football having a rough day.

 

[bluemoose]

Smug bastard. I hope they do something really bad to him, like send him to the Browns.

 

[user 574]

He's that dude we all recall that was the pinnacle of popularity in HS that was an ****** that lives in his perpetual past. At a bar. Alone.

 

[bob1852]

The Patriots should sign him. They need a QB for a few games since their's is a cheating, lying, obstructing, detroyer of evidence.

 

[bluemoose]

Theirs, you azhat

 

[bluemoose]

Plus, Tom makes a splendid avocado ice cream. All Jonny makes is elementary school-like mug shots.

 

[bob1852]

Real mature...

 

[GenIke]

Plus, Tom makes a splendid avocado ice cream. All Jonny makes is elementary school-like mug shots.

I think that's called guacamole?

 

[RichBrewer]

Since when was maturity a thing in this place?

 

[HoppyDaze]

since when was maturity a thing in this place?

pku

 

[fosaisu]

pku

Phenylketonuria?

 

[motobrewer]

Dudes....what the EFF is up with that creepy Tom Brady commercial??

 

[Cape Brewing]

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about and I would appreciate it if you would STFU.... I'm trying to nap on my new Simmons Beautyrest luxury mattress.


.... easily the greatest mattress ever produced.

 

[smurfjuice]

Does it have a cup holder ?? ... :beard:

 

[HoppyDaze]

wtf are you guys talking about

 

[Cape Brewing]

Super awesome stuff your little brain wouldn't understand

 

[smurfjuice]

Hummm, that could be a keeper ... ...

 

[GenIke]

Russell Wilson lies and he has tiny hands

 

[user 574]

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33AsJMkN788[/ame]

LOL!!

 

[WI_Wino]

Seems like Tommy boy has jumped the shark.

 

[Cape Brewing]

yeah.

 

[bluemoose]

Delivery of my beautyrest black scheduled for later this week.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Smart move.

Laying on one is like floating in heaven

 

[bluemoose]

Seems like Tommy boy has jumped the shark.

If by "jump the shark" you are alluding to Tom's ability to walk on water, then yeah, I agree.

 

[HoppyDaze]

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33AsJMkN788

LOL!!

jesus, is that what you asshats are talking about...so ghey

 

[Cape Brewing]

Best..... mattress.... ever

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sorry to be off-topic but SMASH's are stupid.

There... I said it.

"I'm going to make a sandwich except I'm going to make it really awesome by only using two ingredients!"

So dumb.

And anyone who disagrees is stupid

 

[Cape Brewing]

And anyone who ferments a SMASH in a 5 gallon conical should be punted in the change purse