Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Poor Cape doesn't understand why systemic cheating is more serious than individual cheating.

Poor Darwin is stupid

 

[Cape Brewing]

Let it go Paul... You're trying too hard

 

[paulthenurse]

Gfy

 

[Cape Brewing]

Anyone that puts "drain the fat" in a cooking recipe should be punt-kicked in the jewels

 

[paulthenurse]

Researching how to cook pork for Saturday?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Are Apache trout banned by the NFL?

racism reported

 

[Cape Brewing]

Fcku... Walked into that one

Makin chili for tomorrow. Recipe says to cook the beef and then drain the fat. That's fckuing stupid and I'm not doing it

 

[Cape Brewing]

racism reported

No racism at all. It's well accepted that the Apache Trout is a SDF, has a stupid big dorsal fin, a stupid "mask", and should be eradicated from the Earth cuz it sucks.

 

[HoppyDaze]

SDF? Urban dictionary says "small dick freak"

 

[paulthenurse]

Why start draining the fat now? Look how good things turned out the last time you kept all the fat in the pan.

Oh. Wait!!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

In Hoppy's case it stands for Six Dick Fetish

 

[Cape Brewing]

SDF? Urban dictionary says "small dick freak"

That's not it. SDF is a Masshole term. You wouldn't understand.

 

[HoppyDaze]

That's not it. SDF is a Masshole term. You wouldn't understand.

and I'm grateful for that.

 

[slym2none]

Who was that 49ers fan? Remember that guy?
(I'll be asking the same question next year about that Panthers fan)

I'll be right here!

 

[user 574]

NFL Network playing Super Bowl I. A mix of commentary on its creation etc and the actual game. Kinda cool.

 

[Cape Brewing]

None of us were born yet.

 

[day_trippr]

<cough> right...

Cheers!

 

[GenIke]

Packers win 35-10!!!!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Predictions?

Pats win a close one
Denver covers
Arizona covers
Hawks win 55-1

 

[paulthenurse]

In the immortal words of Meatloaf, "Two outta three ain't bad."

 

[GenIke]

Predictions?

Pats win a close one
Denver covers
Arizona covers
Hawks win 55-1

The cards are gonna get crushed. They haven't played anyone good all year while the packers have played literally half their games against playoff teams.

 

[HoppyDaze]

The cards are gonna get crushed. They haven't played anyone good all year while the packers have played literally half their games against playoff teams.

That's funny ... A-A Ron better have the game of his life, seriously.

 

[GenIke]

That would be nice, but in reality I'm more worried that Carson may end up in traction by the middle of the second quarter. Aaron just has to convert some third downs.

27-20 Pack

 

[radwizard]

Predictions?

Pats win a close one
Denver covers
Arizona covers
Hawks win 55-1

Chiefs win
Denver Blowout wins
Arizona wins
Hawks win

Hawks / Panthers will be the closest game.

 

[radwizard]

The cards are gonna get crushed. They haven't played anyone good all year while the packers have played literally half their games against playoff teams.

Nobody played half their games against playoff teams...
The Packers played 7 Playoff Teams and lost to 4 of those teams.
The Cards played 6 Playoff Teams and lost to 2 of those teams.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Your handle is radwizard?

 

[finsfan]

Hmmm, must be a seahawks fan

 

[finsfan]

Funny shti right here

https://video.fmci1-1.fna.fbcdn.net...=f8c78cbae495f60e1a45b76821f8dee8&oe=569C4915

 

[wobrien]

Funny shti right here

https://video.fmci1-1.fna.fbcdn.net...=f8c78cbae495f60e1a45b76821f8dee8&oe=569C4915

Hahahahahahahahahah

I mean, that's intolerant! Reported.

 

[finsfan]

Hahahahahahahahahah

I mean, that's intolerant! Reported.

Ive watched it a handful of times and still crack up.

When the fukc did he do that?!