Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[GenIke]

Do you know why the NFL wont put a Professional football team in Iowa?

Because then Minnesota would want one too.

 

[WesleyS]

Do you know why the NFL wont put a Professional football team in Iowa?

Because then Minnesota would want one too.

Bwahahahaha!!!!! Oh, that's hilarious! You come up with that one all by yourself? Never heard that one before. Freakin genius! Oh, man! That's a good one. Can't believe I've never heard that one at least 1000 times....

 

[wobrien]

Bwahahahaha!!!!! Oh, that's hilarious! You come up with that one all by yourself? Never heard that one before. Freakin genius! Oh, man! That's a good one. Can't believe I've never heard that one at least 1000 times....

Sounds sarcastic

 

[GenIke]

Bwahahahaha!!!!! Oh, that's hilarious! You come up with that one all by yourself? Never heard that one before. Freakin genius! Oh, man! That's a good one. Can't believe I've never heard that one at least 1000 times....

Yeah, Just thought of it on my own. Thanks man.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Go Vikings! Skol bitches!
Go Pats! Free Cape, Free Cape, Free Cape, Free Cape! He's much funnier than any of you whining bitches. At least he can defend his team with passion.

Only if yer mom had defended her bedroom like that you wouldn't have so many retarded brothers.

 

[JonGrafto]

Ooohhh. Going for the "Mom" jokes. Stay classy.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Why so uppity?

 

[paulthenurse]

Free Cape.

 

[bluemoose]

How long are you on house arrest? Or did you get sentenced to community service? I would say you could do your community service teaching Moto to brew, but that would be considered cruel and totally unusual.

 

[GenIke]

How many times did they have to taze you, Cape?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ridiculous...

 

[bluemoose]

Men of HBT in the yard. Look it up.

 

[stratslinger]

Happy birthday to me - we get Gronk AND Cape back today? How lucky can a guy get?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Anyway... anyone have any football questions? To find answers just watch the Hawks play.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

You know what question I have when youre on the one yard line in the Superbowl.....

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Why? Why? Whhhyyy.....

 

[stratslinger]

Relevant questions

 

[HoppyDaze]

You know what question I have when youre on the one yard line in the Superbowl.....

Why not run the play everyone in the world sees coming? hmmm. Still on that? Weakling

 

[stratslinger]

I don't know - why not try a fade to the back corner of the end zone? Why not actually give a receiver a chance at, you know, receiving the ball? Those are the why's.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Nice hindsight guys, I know.

Seahawks handed the Patriots that game. AND the Pats got caught cheating on their way to that game. What a sham championship. Is there a bigger asterisk in the history of sports?

Good call guys... I think I prefer that angle.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Yea. It's called jam it down their throat. Same thing your mom does training for the kielbasa eating tournament.

Mom jokes? Real mature

 

[slym2none]

Well, it's been a good day to watch some football, that's for sure.

Watching Dez Bryant get pissy every time the ball isn't thrown to him right now is well worth watching the Dallas/Green Bay game.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Let me guess... since the Packers are winning this game you're a "life long Packer fan" now?

 

[bluemoose]

My heart feels like an alligator.

 

[GenIke]

ANOTHER beat down by the packers. That one was never in doubt.

 

[Darwin18]

Solid win by the Jets. Doubled their win total from last season. Fitz and Marshall were brilliant pickups.

 

[GenIke]

^^And the dude that popped Geno in the Jaw. He's the real MVP.

 

[Darwin18]

Thank you Geno for being such a cheap **** that you threw your career away over an airplane ticket.

 

[h22lude]

AND the Pats got caught cheating on their way to that game. What a sham championship. Is there a bigger asterisk in the history of sports?

To quote you

Still on that? Weakling

 

[HoppyDaze]

Still unable to come up with an original thought?

 

[smurfjuice]

Ridiculous...

Welcome back lad ... :beard:

 

[Darwin18]

Just remember Cape this is a safe place. SAFE PLACE.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXQkXXBqj_U[/ame]

 

[bluemoose]

He served his time. If anybody can give second chances, it's you Darwin. Look how many you've given to that sack of a$$holes from north Jersey.

 

[stratslinger]

How 'bout them Raiders? Now the Pats just have to take care of business, and all will be back as it should be in the AFC.

 

[user 574]

Not one complaint about the officiating tonight ok Pats fans? Give it a shot, you'll feel better about yourself inside

 

[motobrewer]

Brady's a b*tch

 

[stratslinger]

Tough call on Watt there. Not sure what else he could've done.

 

[h22lude]

Tough call on Watt there. Not sure what else he could've done.

I think that was a good call. They will call that all day. You can't hit a QB after he throws. The ball was out well before he launched.

With that said, I don't like how the rules are for QBs. Sometimes it is hard to stop your body or to stop your arm from hitting the helmet. If it is blatant, call it. If he was in motion and at least tried to slow down, let it go.

I like the calls so far. They are letting each team play. No ticky tack calls.

 

[HoppyDaze]

NBC doesn't offer a stream? Trying to find one on my phone

 

[Pappers_]

Hi folks and welcome back, Cape. Another moderator had to remove some posts in this thread tonight. A couple reminders, please:

1) Enough with the 'bag of dicks' and related jokes. This isn't new - we've been clear that is over the line. Please respect this request.

2) I didn't ban Cape, but even if I did, it's ok to disagree with the banning. But that disagreement can't become an attack on one of the admins or moderators.

Thanks.