Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

I bet those defensive lineman have huge bruises on their arms from having to tackle that BEAST behind the line of scrimmage.

what about the guy who got carted off after Lynch carried the entire defense for five yards? Choose your battles fcuk tards.

 

[motobrewer]

what about the guy who got carted off after Lynch carried the entire defense for five yards? Choose your battles fcuk tards.

yeaaaah that's not what happened. lynch was stopped, and the pile got surged from behind. ankles are the first thing to go. "fcuk tard".

 

[HoppyDaze]

OK buddy...

 

[bob1852]

care to wager?

And we have our new dataz!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

I seriously doubt dataz has the Redzone...

 

[WesleyS]

care to wager?

I don't accept sexual favors as payment

 

[the_bird]

Let's just remember that Lynch got his forty yards rushing against a defense that gave up 141 yards to Matt Forte in week 1, and which has been weak against the run for several years.

 

[HoppyDaze]

neat stats...loser

 

[motobrewer]

K.J. Wright!!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

total boss, what about him?

 

[motobrewer]

total boss, what about him?

yeah, real class act. student of the game.

 

[HoppyDaze]

it's unbelievable how simple you are

 

[motobrewer]

it's ok, hoppy. look at the bright side, you know a lot of people who are fans of teams that are 2-0 right now.

 

[HoppyDaze]

and again, something that makes zero sense considering the context.

 

[Cape Brewing]

What are the odds that guy doesn't have kids locked in his cellar?

Zero

 

[motobrewer]

I don't accept sexual favors as payment

it's ok, Hoppy gives handies away for free.

 

[motobrewer]

dieselgate. Billy and the Cheatriots are unstoppable.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/19/b...n-region&region=top-news&WT.nav=top-news&_r=1

 

[bob1852]

Zero

I'll take the under...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ok, ok.... Let's take it easy on our boy Hoppy... He's having enough trouble given how terrible the Seahawks are. No need to rub salt in the wounds

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

So they knew the plays the Pats were going to run:

http://nypost.com/2015/09/20/bills-baffled-as-brady-beats-them-with-the-same-plays/


and the Pats are that good:
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...ay-stadium-sounds/?ocid=Yahoo&partner=ya5nbcs

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Ok, ok.... Let's take it easy on our boy Hoppy... He's having enough trouble given how terrible the Seahawks are. No need to rub salt in the wounds

So the big question is next week for their first home game. Is the 12th Man gonna show up to the stadium or did they totally jump ship last February and it will be empty?

 

[HoppyDaze]

I don't get the bandwagon jargon from Patriots fans. Your fan base is the most bandwagon of them all, with the exception of maybe Dallas and San Francisco. It's just weird and shows complete lack of self awareness.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Bills fan checking his girl's oil

 

[wobrien]

Edit: ninja edit.

 

[WesleyS]

Bills fan checking his girl's oil

Not like he was going to need that hand to cheer for his team. Must be pretty boring at a Bills game....unless you're a fan of the visiting team.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I don't get the bandwagon jargon from Patriots fans. Your fan base is the most bandwagon of them all, with the exception of maybe Dallas and San Francisco. It's just weird and shows complete lack of self awareness.

I think the majority of pats fans in here are old fvcks. We remember the days of bad ownership and coaches for probably the majority of our lives. That's why we appreciate what has happened. There are new fans that have been pulled in thru the marketing scheme but what can you do. As a Pats fan I'd say Dallas and SF have the right to say their team was a dynasty. Different time and different dynasty. That's how old I am. I remember and appreciate those teams.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I think the majority of pats fans in here are old fvcks. We remember the days of bad ownership and coaches for probably the majority of our lives. That's why we appreciate what has happened. There are new fans that have been pulled in thru the marketing scheme but what can you do. As a Pats fan I'd say Dallas and SF have the right to say their team was a dynasty. Different time and different dynasty. That's how old I am. I remember and appreciate those teams.

Do you not realize there are hundreds of thousands of people who can legitimately make the same claim about their own team?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Do you not realize there are hundreds of thousands of people who can legitimately make the same claim about their own team?

Dynasty and Seattle?

Sorry I just spit coffee all over my keyboard.

 

[HoppyDaze]

jesus effing christ....I was talking about the first part...never mind. Good times....pfft

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Deep breaths Hoppy. Picture the Pats in the 70's and 80's. Don't worry you have about 30 years until Seattle may be relevant :fro: