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HoppyDaze
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Have fun... no one cares.
PackerfaninSanDiego
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just did a mock fantasy football draft, needed a qb to back up Rodgers in week 7, Brady is his bitch!
HoppyDaze
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What kind of ******* does a mock fantasy draft in July? Enjoy your perpetual loserhood
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^This^
In spades.
Cheers! ("Sic 'im, Hoppy!
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Beat a woman a few times.... meh..., Four games. "More probably than not" be "generally aware" that someone took air out of a football? Same thing. Four games.
Going to court and Goodell is gonna get his ass handed to him
Going to court and Goodell is gonna get his ass handed to him
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Hey.... at least we now all have several more months of the fckuing stupidest freakin' story in the history of the NFL
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stupidest freakin' excuses*
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I will lose a great deal of respect for Brady if he doesn't look at Goodell, in February when Goodell hands him his fifth SB trophy, and say, "thank you very much Mr. Commissioner and please feel free to suck my dick." on national TV.
NateLTB
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It's too late for that.
Give up the ghost. He's a scumbag cheater just like your scumbag cheater coach. Pats aren't dynasty, they're fraud.
That's true. Goodell is an idiot. He doesn't want to look like a bigger idiot.
Next in the news, this drags on even longer when Brady brings it to court.
Suspension upheld. Glad Brady is getting SOME kind of punishment for his cheating BS.
May Brady spend eternity getting punched in the jeans by midgets.
May Brady spend eternity getting punched in the jeans by midgets.
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I'm finally at the point.... and it's WAY better.... that I actually enjoy little btiches whining about Brady and the Pats.
"Ohhhhh my God!!!!!! He threw a ball that was two PSI less than it was supposed to be and my vagina is SO INFLAMED!!!"
Hahahahaha!!!
It's like these people are wearing a "hello, my name is..." Name tag and "a HUGE p*ssy" is hand written in
"Ohhhhh my God!!!!!! He threw a ball that was two PSI less than it was supposed to be and my vagina is SO INFLAMED!!!"
Hahahahaha!!!
It's like these people are wearing a "hello, my name is..." Name tag and "a HUGE p*ssy" is hand written in
This report says he coincidentally had his "old" cell phone destroyed the same day he first met with investigators. What a bad stroke of luck for an innocent man wrongly accused!
http://www.tmz.com/2015/07/28/nfl-tom-brady-destroyed-cell-phone-suspension-upheld/
I hope Brady appeals again, makes perfect sense to keep this story front and center heading into the new season. He may discover that federal judges don't smile on the destruction of evidence.
HoppyDaze
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This public ego battle Brady and Goodell is pathetic. It's costing taxpayers millions and it's all because Tommy is a prick. All he had to do from the start was say "the guys know the psi level I prefer and they went under a little bit; I never implied to go under the limit on purpose" ....a small fine and we move on. But no! Tom is perfect and he'll be damned if someone is going to be critical of him. effing epic ******
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Oh my god!!!! Really!?!? Dammmmmn it!!! That was probably the smoking gun that showed the eeeeeeeeevil Patriots scheming in their top secret hideout.
Effin jerkoffs.
Effin jerkoffs.
Darwin18
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Jesus...you know if super positive midget (#Blessed) had actually pulled off that stupid slant play and it later came out that said midget was conspiring with equipment managers to break NFL rules that you'd be screaming your vagina raw, just like everyone else.
HoppyDaze
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This should be Wilson and the rest Vinatieri.
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I actually agree with a lot of that concept except Goodell could have done that EXACT thing months ago. By the rules, tampering with equipment is a $25k fine. The Pats tampered with equip. Fine them $25k, and fckuing move on. Instead Goodell decided two PSI for half a game that was a blowout was about the same as the fckuing Kennedy Assassination, spent God-only-knows how much on the ridiculous Wells Report and drive it all to where we are now. And.... how the FCKU is this benefitting the league in ANY way? Instead they're now going to court, going to waste millions on lawyers, the defending Super Bowl champs are viewed as frauds by every complete ******* in the country.... yeah... solid work Rog'. Nailed this one.
HoppyDaze
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It must suck to know that one of the most important things in your world is nothing but a ******* sham. You'll be arguing about this for the rest of your life and that's hilarious.
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Not really. I have no problem telling the Spygate idiots they're jerkoffs too
HoppyDaze
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Yeah, he's a prick too...how is he still commish?
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Could be worse.... the Pats could have come up with the worst play in the history of the SB and lost from the 1.
I'm just glad THAT didn't happen.
Phhhhhhew!!
I'm just glad THAT didn't happen.
Phhhhhhew!!
Who are the "effin jerkoffs" in this scenario? Brady for destroying his phone the same day he met with investigators (meaning he either deep-sixed evidence or is a complete moron for not realizing how bad this looks)? The investigators for being annoyed with Brady's lack of cooperation? The rest of the NFL fans for thinking this whole thing is hilarious?
Sadly, Brady is probably smart enough to cut his loses at this point, serve out his suspension, come back and get his team back to the playoffs. But for the amusement of everyone not wearing a Pat's jersey, I hope he fights this out to the bitter end and makes the first half of the Pat's 2015-16 season all about deflategate as well.
Darwin18
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If it was Brady sneaking balls down his pants into the bathroom and releasing a couple PSI, then he's looking at the $25K fine. The heavy handed punishment is because it was clearly a conspiracy involving numerous Patriots employees and Brady to knowingly get around NFL rules.
For example, Mo Wilkerson gets himself a four game suspension for an illegal substance. If the Jets organization had been providing him with that substance and their employees and team doctors were trying to get him through the drug tests there would be massive penalties, suspensions, fines, and revocations of draft picks. Maybe this is something the team should seriously consider doing....we just blow 1st round picks on the DL anyway.
For example, Mo Wilkerson gets himself a four game suspension for an illegal substance. If the Jets organization had been providing him with that substance and their employees and team doctors were trying to get him through the drug tests there would be massive penalties, suspensions, fines, and revocations of draft picks. Maybe this is something the team should seriously consider doing....we just blow 1st round picks on the DL anyway.
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