Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

you cheated, you got caught. LOL

you guys look so stupid

(Yawn)

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ha! Not really though

Hold on... lemme check NFL.com... superbowl.com...

Yup... Still Super Bowl Champions!!

Whooo hooooooo!!!

Seahawks stillllllllllllllll committed the greatest choke in NFL history.

Bwaaaaaaaamp bwaaaaaaaa.

So sad

 

[HoppyDaze]

agreed, it's boring but it's just so funny watching you guys scramble to justify cheating. Seriously your team is a disgrace

 

[Cape Brewing]

Know what is way more funny to watch?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Beast Mode!!! Beast Mode!!! Beast Mode!!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

hehehehehehehehehe

 

[finsfan]

If anything, this gives us a great reason to talk to one another. Its always nice to catch up with you guys.

 

[finsfan]

Look! Its Cape.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Haha!! I get it! Cuz I haven't given any excuses it's funny... Oh. Hold on. No, not funny. I was way off

 

[finsfan]

Or because your avatar is homer simpson and this is ALSO homer simpson, and you're also a Patriots fan....... :smack:

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh I get it!!! Ahahahah!!! Now it's super funny!!!

Uhhh. No. Still not funny actually

 

[bob1852]

Have the Patriots even won 1 superbowl where they haven't cheated?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hahahaha!!! Look!! It's Finsfan!!! View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1430941239.898115.jpg

Get it!? His avatar is a guy.... and this is a picture of a guy!!

LOL!!!!!!!!! Ohhhhhh man!!!! That's hilarious!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Have the Patriots even won 1 superbowl where they haven't cheated?

Meh.... either way. Still looking forward to them raising another banner in game 1 next year.

Don't worry. I'll post pics for you.

 

[bob1852]

Meh.... either way.

Well, that's a pretty good % if they're 4/4 on cheat wins.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Well, that's a pretty good % if they're 4/4 on cheat wins.

I just wish they had cheated as much against the Giants twice.

 

[Darwin18]

That's because Belicheck is Eli's bitch.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Really? Do you really think that's the case?

 

[finsfan]

Straight from the investigation. Any thoughts Cape??

For example, on October 17, 2014, following a Thursday night game between the
Patriots and the New York Jets during which Tom Brady complained angrily
about the inflation level of the game balls, McNally and Jastremski exchanged the
following text messages:


McNally: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a ****in balloon
Jastremski: Talked to him last night. He actually brought you up and
said you must have a lot of stress trying to get them done...
Jastremski: I told him it was. He was right though...
Jastremski: I checked some of the balls this morn... The refs ****ed
us...a few of then were at almost 16
Jastremski: They didnt recheck then after they put air in them
McNally: **** tom ...16 is nothing...wait till next sunday
Jastremski: Omg! Spaz

On October 21, 2014, McNally and Jastremski exchanged the following text
messages:

McNally: Make sure you blow up the ball to look like a rugby ball so
tom can get used to it before sunday
Jastremski: Omg

On October 23, 2014, three days before a Sunday game against the Chicago
Bears, Jastremski and McNally exchanged the following messages:

Jastremski: Can‟t wait to give you your needle this week
McNally: **** tom....make sure the pump is attached to the
needle.....****in watermelons coming
Jastremski: So angry
McNally: The only thing deflating sun..is his passing rating

The next day, October 24, 2014, Jastremski and McNally exchanged the
following messages:

Jastremski: I have a big needle for u this week
McNally: Better be surrounded by cash and newkicks....or its a rugby
sunday
McNally: **** tom
Jastremski: Maybe u will have some nice size 11s in ur locker
McNally: Tom must really be working your balls hard this week

On October 25, 2014, McNally and Jastremski exchanged the following
messages:

Jastremski: Size 11?
Jastremski: 2 or 3X?
McNally: Tom must really be on you
McNally: 11 0r 11 half......2x unless its tight fitting
Jastremski: Nah. Hasn‟t even mentioned it, figured u should get
something since he gives u nothing

On January 7, 2015, eleven days before the AFC Championship Game, McNally
and Jastremski discussed how McNally would have a “big autograph day” and
receive items autographed by Brady the following weekend, before the playoff
game against the Baltimore Ravens. McNally and Jastremski exchanged the
following text messages:

McNally: Remember to put a couple sweet pig skins ready for tom to
sign
Jastremski: U got it kid...big autograph day for you
McNally: Nice throw some kicks in and make it real special
Jastremski: It ur lucky. 11?
McNally: 11 or 11 and half kid

On January 10, 2015, immediately prior to the game between the Patriots and the
Ravens, in the Patriots equipment room with both Brady and Jastremski present,
McNally received two footballs autographed by Brady and also had Brady
autograph a game-worn Patriots jersey that McNally previously had obtained.

In addition to the messages described above, before the start of the 2014-15
season, McNally referred to himself as “the deflator” and stated that he was “not
going to espn……..yet.” On May 9, 2014, McNally and Jastremski exchanged
the following text messages:

McNally: You working
Jastremski: Yup
McNally: Nice dude....jimmy needs some kicks....lets make a
deal.....come on help the deflator
7
McNally: Chill buddy im just ****in with you ....im not going to
espn........yet

 

[finsfan]

I'll wait while you all try to comprehend facts and create excuses.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Show me where Brady told him to break a rule.

 

[finsfan]

LOL classic Cape. You are unbelievably dense.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ok... Help me out then. Show me the line where Brady tells him to break a rule.

 

[finsfan]

How about you show me where I said Brady told them to do that. My point was there is PROOF the Patriots cheated, not Brady. Was Brady involved? Most likely. Is there hard evidence of that? Not likely. Pats still cheated. End of story. Very excited to see the punishment handed down for this.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh... Ok... Fine. The Patriots are huge cheaters because they played a half a game with footballs that were underdeflated.

Sure.

There ya go

Feel better?

 

[Cape Brewing]

And of course you're excited. Your team sucks balls and now you figure you might have a chance now.

I'm skeptical.

The Pats with Garapalo are still 14 pt favorites.

 

[NateLTB]

Ok... Help me out then. Show me the line where Brady tells him to break a rule.

McNally: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a ****in balloon
Jastremski: Talked to him last night. He actually brought you up and
said you must have a lot of stress trying to get them done...
Jastremski: I told him it was. He was right though...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Are you serious?

 

[GenIke]

Remember when Sean Payton was suspended for a year even though he claimed to have no idea of any bounties? It sure will be interesting to see what happens to 'ol Billy!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Remember when Sean Payton was suspended for a year even though he claimed to have no idea of any bounties? It sure will be interesting to see what happens to 'ol Billy!

I gotta buck that says not a thing