Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[ComcastWineRookie]

haha

 

[Darwin18]

That's right btiches!!!!!! BOOOOOOM!!!

TMDTOTM and your 2014 Super Bowl Champions have just reworked the contract of.... DANNY.... AMENDOLA..

Suck it haters!!!

I'm booking my hotel room in Santa Clara now.

2014 Regular season: 200 yds receiving and 1 TD last year. Sooooo scared.

 

[Cape Brewing]

2014 Regular season: 200 yds receiving and 1 TD last year. Sooooo scared.

Yeah... I guess he's no Ryan Fitzpatrick.

Ya got me.

 

[bluemoose]

2014 Regular season: 200 yds receiving and 1 TD last year. Sooooo scared.

Sure, but next year he will be playing Cornerback. So he'll likely have more touchdowns, especially with the QB's in the AFC east.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Eagles starting RB…
1 month ago: LeSean McCoy
1 week ago: Frank Gore
1 day ago: Ryan Mathews
1 hour ago: DeMarco Murray

 

[the_bird]

They should put Edelman back in the defensive backfield. He's just like Hoppy; he can go both ways.

 

[HoppyDaze]

you're thinking of your mom

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Eagles starting RB…
1 month ago: LeSean McCoy
1 week ago: Frank Gore
1 day ago: Ryan Mathews
1 hour ago: DeMarco Murray

Do you think they'll try to pass it to Lockette from the 1 yd line? Oh wait. That was the other team.....

 

[Cape Brewing]

Bwaahahahahaha

Oh man... It's STILL funny.

 

[bluemoose]

The pats are going to face 3 of the best defenses in the NFL twice this year. On the bright side, they will face three of the worst offenses twice too!

 

[jbaysurfer]

The pats are going to face 3 of the best defenses in the NFL twice this year. On the bright side, they will face three of the worst offenses twice too!

Can't wait to hear how you think Tannehill's going to reverse his career arc and get worse and the fins will somehow backslide from being the 14th ranked offense last year. Hope your team is just as stupid.

Edit: make that 11th in the league in the stat that matters, points.

 

[jbaysurfer]

Cameron Jordan come on down!
Suh come on down!

I may not agree with all this spending, but damn, it's nice to see our FO actually TRY for a change.

 

[ChshreCat]

Cameron Jordan come on down!
Suh come on down!

...to last place in the division!

 

[jbaysurfer]

^ feeble.

 

[Cape Brewing]

^ kinda like the Dolphins record for as long as anyone under 70 years old can remember.

 

[GenIke]

I'm not worried:

 

[jbaysurfer]

^ kinda like the Dolphins record for as long as anyone under 70 years old can remember.

Holy sh!t. 2002 was longer ago than I thought! No wonder I feel so old these days.

Also: feeble.

Edit: you going to CBC? I'll buy ya a beer and we can take turns trying to kick each other in the nuts.

 

[day_trippr]

Ah yes, the Dolphins high water mark - at one game over even.

"The Epic Season of Aught-Two!"

Cheers! (How exciting that must have been for you! )

 

[bluemoose]

Wait, was that the year they went to the Super Bowl?

 

[user 574]

It certainly does look like the AFC East is finally making some progress from being the most non-competitive division of the NFL. Patriots may need to step up their cheating now a bit more to compete.

Seriously though, I don't think it's going to be as much a cake-walk as in the past. I may even have an interest to watch some of these division games.

 

[Darwin18]

These rumors about New Orleans looking to trade Drew Brees are interesting...how desperate are the Jets?

 

[bluemoose]

These rumors about New Orleans looking to trade Drew Brees are interesting...how desperate are the Jets?

Dude, they just signed Fitzpatrick, I would say reeaaaaally desperate.

 

[Cape Brewing]

you going to CBC? I'll buy ya a beer and we can take turns trying to kick each other in the nuts.

No

No reason to go. We already know everything.

 

[Darwin18]

Fitzpatrick is just a legit veteran backup for when Smith implodes which happens from week to week. I doubt NO would take the 6th pick, but I also didn't think they'd trade Jimmy Graham for the 31st pick and injury plagued center.

 

[Cape Brewing]

At the end of the day, the Jets are still the Jets, the Dolphins are still the Dolphins, and the Pats are still Super Bowl champs.

 

[bluemoose]

Relevant fact!

 

[finsfan]

It certainly does look like the AFC East is finally making some progress from being the most non-competitive division of the NFL. Patriots may need to step up their cheating now a bit more to compete.

Seriously though, I don't think it's going to be as much a cake-walk as in the past. I may even have an interest to watch some of these division games.

Most non-competitive division? Did you see the NFC South last year?? Not one team made it over .500

 

[Darwin18]

At the end of the day, the Jets are still the Jets, the Dolphins are still the Dolphins, and the Pats are still Super Bowl champs*.

 

[stratslinger]

Most non-competitive division? Did you see the NFC South last year?? Not one team made it over .500

Relevant.

 

[Darwin18]

Most non-competitive division? Did you see the NFC South last year?? Not one team made it over .500

Subjected to Carolina games every week. If not Carolina, then Atlanta. Thanks a lot TWC.