Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

Amature hour at the tailgater. This what a grown man who doesn't know how to work a propane grill looks like. Last time we let visor guy with popped collar run this outfit.

 

[Punity]

Is that in Miami?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Do you see tank tops? Do you see mustaches frosted with blow. Do you see jaysurfer chugging cocks? No! This is Orygun, you wouldn't like it here. Ha! Been a long day ...

Good game against Eastern Washington, you made them look legit.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Jeez! That was dark even for this thread. My bad

 

[Punity]

Hard to tell with visors and popped collars. And what I'm assuming is a tofu dog on the grill.

 

[Mindsculptor]

Dolphins already on the field putting in work. Patriots not. Guess they're not in it to win it.

Also, current weather report is 87 with humidity bumping the felt temp up to 96. Nearby areas reporting rain. According to the Weather Channel.

 

[UWDawg13]

Good game against Eastern Washington, you made them look legit.

That was an awful game. We are going to be screwed if we can't play some defense soon. I couldn't decide whether I wanted you guys to win yesterday for the conference, or Sparty to knock the piss out of you, but you guys stepped up big at the end of that game, and someone made a helluva interception.

Tied at 2-0 in the North for now.

 

[Punity]

Wrong thread

Wouldn't mind having that EWU qb though guy was deadly accurate

 

[HoppyDaze]

Wrong thread

Wouldn't mind having that EWU qb though guy was deadly accurate

He'll play on Sundays. Been lighting up the Big Sky for a while now.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Foles and Sanchez

 

[Mindsculptor]

Punt it, *****.

 

[finsfan]

Well this has started nicely.

 

[Mindsculptor]

Blocked punt, Miami recovers. WHAT THE **** YOU GOTTA SAY NOW, PASTIES!?

 

[Mindsculptor]

Touchdown!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Blocked punt, Miami recovers. WHAT THE **** YOU GOTTA SAY NOW, PASTIES!?

I guess I would say, "hey , congratulations, you scored a TD. That's gotta be better than what we were all expecting."



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[Mindsculptor]

I guess I would say, "hey , congratulations, you scored a TD. That's gotta be better than what we were all expecting."



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The arrogance... smh

 

[Cape Brewing]

(Yawn)

Almost too textbook. They should try the next drive lefty... make it more challenging.


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[user 574]

Foles two fumbles in 12 min. Nice work.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Mike Wallace is awful

 

[Cape Brewing]

Why?? Was he not supposed to do that?


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[HoppyDaze]

Hate players who stop trying after they get paid. Shaun Alexander comes to mind. I hope he gets AIDS

 

[bob1852]

Blocked punt, Miami recovers. WHAT THE **** YOU GOTTA SAY NOW, PASTIES!?

Uh, touchdown Patriots. Again.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You're so full of yourself


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[bluemoose]

Is Miami looking for a first game turnover record?


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[HoppyDaze]

https://vine.co/v/Oza1IYPxL7D

 

[Punity]

I keep looking for the Qb in miami haven't seen one yet.

 

[motobrewer]

He's right there.

 

[Punity]

So Mike Wallace can catch a pass. That cheeky bastard

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!!! Why not wait three or four plays to call that. Jesus


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[motobrewer]

Nervous in the service?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Meh... It's Week 1.


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[Mongrel]

Meh... It's Week 1.


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Might be week 1, but ffs it's the dolphins.

 

[motobrewer]

Dolphins!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

I guess we know who the number one RB on Miami's depth chart is.

 

[bob1852]

Hahahahahahahahahahajajajaajajajajajajajjhahahah

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL


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[Cape Brewing]

Might be week 1, but ffs it's the dolphins.

Look up 2004 and then ask me how nervous I am.


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[Cape Brewing]

But hey... I can admit when the Pats gag one up and they certainly did today.

Solid work by the Fins though... And they should be very proud of their Week One Trophy. Those things don't grow on trees guys. Cherish it.


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[bob1852]

Look up 2004 and then ask me how nervous I am.


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Ancient history. Don't feel like looking for the stone tablet that was chiseled on.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You can almost hear the violent masturbating coming outta Miami...

"OMG!!!! We actually beat the Pats!!!"


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