Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Darwin18]

Umm, mopedbrewer, I'm aware of this. Point is either you're ******whipped by his browbeating, or you're just picking on me because I'm the new guy. Don't really care, because I'll ruin this whole thread talking trash this season if you challenge me to do it. I read it all the way through, I'm well trained in Obnoxious at this point.

Are you really going to talk crap when the Dolphins finish 6-10? Honest question.

 

[jbaysurfer]

You read all the way thru this thread?

You are dumber than I gave you credit for.

You're right, the tripe here has clearly killed all of your (collective) brain cells.

(btw, a little interjection here, outside of this thread, there's a few of you I really like, so I'm hoping everyone else really embraces the "don't take it personally" thing that I'm having to learn on the fly).

 

[jbaysurfer]

Are you really going to talk crap when the Dolphins finish 6-10? Honest question.

How about we make a wager. 6-10 or worse and I will not respond to you in this thread and take whatever you dish my way through the following offseason. 9-7 or better and you do the same, everything else is push?

Given all the Cheatriot love on this thread I'm no longer wondering why it's called "Obnoxious".

 

[stratslinger]

OK, I give. Tomme, Darwin's a Jets fan.

(and yes, we do feel bad for him)

(on occasion)

 

[Darwin18]

Worse than scum, I know.

 

[stratslinger]

Eh, they're probably the better of the New Jersey teams this year. At least there's that.

 

[jbaysurfer]

OK, I give. Tomme, Darwin's a Jets fan.

(and yes, we do feel bad for him)

(on occasion)

Oh yeah, I know that. It was a one of those deals where I started out talking Pats/Fins, and continued to do so when he replied.

I'll save my Jets commentary for that game. Also, I kinda like Darwin in spite of his poor choice in football teams.

 

[HoppyDaze]

God, I hate you guys...

 

[bluemoose]

Who invited the EAC?


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[finsfan]

Jesus, Sunday cant come soon enough. It will be nice to see the packers win tomorrow, but real football starts sunday.

 

[Cape Brewing]

the ****** is strong in this one...

There's one every year...

Just think... That was you two years ago.

True story



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[Cape Brewing]

No one thinks PaulTheNurse is smarter than Cape.

Damn right!

Wait...

What!?


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[jbaysurfer]

Who invited the EAC?


Sent from the kingdom of beer.

LOL..if one of you ******s sent me an invitation I probably would've stayed away.

You're welcome for the inadvertent "Like" that I gave your post. Guess I was thinking about the how much I'm gonna like it when we beat you guys (again) in Miami.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Guess I was thinking about the how much I'm gonna like it when we beat you guys (again) in Miami.

Can't blame you... That's practically cause for a parade down in Miami when they actually beat the Pats.



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[Cape Brewing]

I wonder if Gloria would get the Sound Machine back together for that parade.

That would be super cool. Everyone could hang out, go "fins up"... Sounds like good fun.


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[jbaysurfer]

^That's almost as funny as the one before it...oh..wait.

 

[Punity]

Entirely to much wanking in this thread.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Entirely to much wanking in this thread.

It's still pre-season



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[HoppyDaze]

I think jgaysurfer was born out of his mom's ass. OH! you got burned!

 

[motobrewer]

bunch of ******s in here. who like to....****.

man, it's actually hard to talk like that.

 

[jbaysurfer]

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Let me know if you need more to get it out of your system. The more it bugs, the more you're gonna see it ******s! I changed the font so it doesn't screw up the formatting. You're welcome for the scaling back of obnoxiousness.

 

[motobrewer]

hey Tomme, be cool, bro.

man, hoppy, this must be like looking right into a mirror.

 

[day_trippr]

hey Tomme, be cool, bro.

man, hoppy, this must be like looking right into a mirror.

honestly, it's like none of you idiots ever remember to close the damned door...

Cheers!

 

[jbaysurfer]

I'm cooler then Santa Claus Moto. Gotta fight fire with fire. Hoppy's not worthy of carrying my cleats though, that's where you're all wrong.

 

[jbaysurfer]

honestly, it's like none of you idiots ever remember to close the damned door...

Cheers!

With all the Massholes in here the stench would be unbearable.

 

[UWDawg13]

Less than 24 hours away.

Curious what the rest of the thread is expecting (not hoping for) tomorrow.

Finsfan weighed in. I'm predicting Seahawks 31 - packers 27

 

[ChshreCat]

 

[jbaysurfer]

GB all the way.

 

[user 574]

Man that f*ck is getting old. Over/under odds of him having a heart attack bouncing around on the sidelines overdosing on his players Molly stash provided by the front office?

 

[ChshreCat]

Man that f*ck is getting old. Over/under odds of him having a heart attack bouncing around on the sidelines overdosing on his players Molly stash provided by the front office?

That was Brady and Welker dropping Molly. Doesn't matter, it's not the first time Brady gave Welker something he dropped...