Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[ChshreCat]

He's already a top 5 QB in the league. He's having to carry that team by himself. That was a 5 win team without him this year. He and TY were literally all they had at the end of the year.

Luck is nothing more than a second-tier QB. He'll have a long career and will have his peak games, but overall he won't ever be anything more than that.

 

[Vigo_Carpathian]

most false post ever...since when do one dimensional backs return kick offs. You know sh!t

They could've put Kembrell Thompkins or anybody back there with the same result. Belichick probably flipped a coin to choose who to put back there. Special teams lol. The fact you even had to bring up special teams just shows how true it is.

 

[bob1852]

Nah, you don't take points off the board. That's too harsh a penalty.

Just apply it on the next non-special teams play. If the penalized team happens to return the kickoff for the score, they keep the TD. But when THEY kick off, now, the receiving team subsequently gets credit for the 15 yards.

Basically, don't apply penalty yards on kickoffs; penalty yardage only get applied to plays from scrimmage. For consistently, apply this same rule whether the penalty was on the kicking team or on the receiving team; no more forcing teams to kick off from the 20 yard line because of a penalty. Penalty yardage applied after the kick.

A penalty that doesn't take points off the board isn't a penalty.

Can Newton has been taking flop classes with LeBron. Obviously it was a penalty but he was barely touched and he flew back like he got shot.

He must be a soccer player...

 

[the_bird]

Luck isn't top-5 today but he's also not second-tier. If I'm building a franchise today and get to pick any player from any team, he'd be one of the five or so players I'd most-strongly consider. He's got all the physical gifts of Rothlesberger but he's not a grade-A moron. On a couple of those great passes (and they were great), he was getting hit hard. Not an easy guy to get down, and mobile-enough to get by. And until the playoffs, was taking great care of the ball.

I'd take him over Cam Newton or RGIII. It'd probably be between Luck and Russell Wilson.

 

[bob1852]

Luck isn't top-5 today but he's also not second-tier. If I'm building a franchise today and get to pick any player from any team, he'd be one of the five or so players I'd most-strongly consider. He's got all the physical gifts of Rothlesberger but he's not a grade-A moron. On a couple of those great passes (and they were great), he was getting hit hard. Not an easy guy to get down, and mobile-enough to get by. And until the playoffs, was taking great care of the ball.

I'd take him over Cam Newton or RGIII. It'd probably be between Luck and Russell Wilson.

Plus he's much smarter than the rest of them (he's a fecking geek). He'll learn, and in several years will be much more of a cerebral QB, much like, dare I say it, Brady.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

There was no sophomore slump with Luck. Who knows what next year will bring. The hit on his freshman year was interceptions. He had 18. This year he cut it in half to 9(eeh he had a couple yesterday). Small sample to predict but he's good. He will become more cerebral and hopefully quickly learn that the post season is a whole new ball game.

 

[the_bird]

Who knows what next year will bring.

If I were a wagering man, I'd say thirty-five touchdowns, a half-dozen picks, and a heartbreaking loss to the New England Patriots in the AFC Championship Game.

 

[bluemoose]

There was no sophomore slump with Luck. Who knows what next year will bring. The hit on his freshman year was interceptions. He had 18. This year he cut it in half to 9(eeh he had a couple yesterday). Small sample to predict but he's good. He will become more cerebral and hopefully quickly learn that the post season is a whole new ball game.

Or,,or, or... He could be the next Peyton Manning.

 

[day_trippr]

If I were a wagering man, I'd say thirty-five touchdowns, a half-dozen picks, and a heartbreaking loss to the New England Patriots in the AFC Championship Game.

Gotta love the Classics!

Cheers!

ps: Cat and Carp are having a race to see who is more whack. I think Carp is leading...

 

[day_trippr]

Jeeze, thank gawd that's over.

Every SF post-game interview should start with: "We sucked, but they sucked way harder"

Niners have zero chance in Seattle...

Cheers!

 

[Vigo_Carpathian]

Jeeze, thank gawd that's over.

Every SF post-game interview should start with: "We sucked, but they sucked way harder"

Niners have zero chance in Seattle...

Cheers!

You mean like the chance Arizona had in Seattle?

 

[Punity]

Just woke up watching highlights. If Kaep scores a td will he mock Wilson by handing the ball off and going back to the bench, because I could take that.


God I'm pumped for next week. This is how it should have been last year and how it should be for years to come. Bust out the Beats Kaep maybe that'll help you this time.

 

[Punity]

Also will someone tell Dixon he's a thrid string rb and matters to the game about as much as the ball boy so maybe less with the talking and more focusing on the playing.

 

[the_bird]

Seattle didn't exactly look dominant yesterday, either. It'll be a good game.

 

[Punity]

Seattle didn't exactly look dominant yesterday, either. It'll be a good game.

Played a top 5 D. If we got to play the Colts "D" Itd make any team look like world beaters.

 

[day_trippr]

You mean like the chance Arizona had in Seattle?

Nah - I mean like Week Two Niners @ 'Hawks.
Blow-out City...

Cheers!

 

[Vigo_Carpathian]

Nah - I mean like Week Two Niners @ 'Hawks.
Blow-out City...

Cheers!

Or week 14 when the Niners sent em packing?

 

[Punity]

Bah I'm really happy we play the Niners now I can watch Harblow finally have that coronary he seems to ride the edge on everygame.

 

[the_bird]

New Orleans has an above-average defense, but they aren't top 5. San Fran is.

 

[day_trippr]

Or week 14 when the Niners sent em packing?

With a 2 point win? LOL!

Attaboy - remain optimistic!

Cheers!

ps: You do know they won't be playing in the 'Stick, right? So two point wins in the Bay Area don't count for much.
I'll be rooting for the miracle it will take for the Niners to beat the upstarts, but I don't see it happening...

 

[Punity]

New Orleans has an above-average defense, but they aren't top 5. San Fran is.

I know we dont like stats here cause they ruin your oh so soild point right there

http://espn.go.com/nfl/statistics/team/_/stat/total/position/defense/seasontype/2

but last i checked i think 4 is in the top 5......im not sure i could be wrong.

 

[day_trippr]

Wow, I just saw the military flag bearers nearly knocked over by what looks like gale force winds at Mile High (or whatever the heck they call it these days).

Do either of these teams have a running game?

Cheers!

 

[Punity]

Oh Manning almost Eli'd himself

 

[bob1852]

Wow, I just saw the military flag bearers nearly knocked over by what looks like gale force winds at Mile High (or whatever the heck they call it these days).

Do either of these teams have a running game?

Cheers!

Top 5.

*this lost brought to you by the_bird who throws 'top-5' around for every thing*

 

[Punity]

and so it begins

 

[Bulls Beers]

It's over Johnny... It's over!! Chargers are done.

 

[bluemoose]

This sucks. The season is winding down, only 3 games left after today. And we have to watch this dud? Gaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[McBrewskie]

Luck is nothing more than a second-tier QB. He'll have a long career and will have his peak games, but overall he won't ever be anything more than that.

This is an idiotic post.

 

[Cape Brewing]

The Chargers should keep trying to run the ball. Seems to be working awesome.

 

[McBrewskie]

Jeeze, thank gawd that's over.

Every SF post-game interview should start with: "We sucked, but they sucked way harder"

Niners have zero chance in Seattle...

Cheers!

Sure. Seattle had no offense like the last 4 weeks. Niners flat out dominated the second half today. I don't think the Niners win but don't be a clown.