Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Ghost1220]

Yep. He's boned. Ballard, next man up.

 

[Cape Brewing]

He was obviously framed.

 

[Punity]

He was obviously framed.

he needs to call OJ

 

[McBrewskie]

He was obviously framed.

 

[bluemoose]

It's pretty obvious that he rented a vehicle for his baby mamas sisters boyfriend, because he is a good hearted giving soul. He probably dropped his phone in the shower causing it to smash, ( who hasn't)? I'm sure the home surveillance system just needed to be smashed because he was concerned about the media getting pictures of his children. It all makes perfect sense. You guys are just conspiracy theorists. Next you will be talking about the magic bullet. Take off the tin foil hats, he is obviously innocent!

 

[Cape Brewing]

(Nodding in complete agreement)

 

[HoppyDaze]

http://deadspin.com/aaron-hernandezs-neighbor-hopes-for-the-best-for-t-524051298?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

 

[bluemoose]

And?

The Pats could probably put that girl in at tight end and still be better than your teams.

 

[motobrewer]

well, not ALL of them....

you know, the whole not winning the superbowl in a decade thing....

 

[GenIke]

well, not ALL of them....

you know, the whole not winning the superbowl in a decade thing....

Yup, since that last "video evidence" issue they had.

 

[ChshreCat]

Just so you know... when Hernandez murdered that guy... he was simultaneously killed by Golden Tate too.

 

[Accidic]

did you just call your own kid stupid?

I called my kid 7. Even the most brilliant 7 year old is still, well, 7. (Edit: And to pre-preemptively clarify, 7's pretty stupid.)

he needs to call OJ

More like he needs a seance to call OJ's lawyer. OJ was too dumb to capitalize on his lawyer's brilliance. Isn't he still in jail in Nevada?

 

[Cape Brewing]

This Hernandez thing is a non-issue for TMDTOTM. They'll just reload and keep on rollin'.

time for Ballard to step up, that's all.

 

[Accidic]

Just for you Cape:

Sorry but Ballard is no Hernandez or Gronkowski. I also like the part where you assume he'll A) Be even as good as he was a couple seasons ago and that ACL injury will be shrugged right off after nada all last year and B) He'll be able to pick up the Offense in NE. As you pointed out before, some have failed that aspect miserably (Johnson for example). Not only that, even if he did pull it off which isn't a guarantee... At the rate you're going Gronkowski doesn't even seem like a guarantee for that matter.

 

[McBrewskie]

I'm no fan of the pats, but them and the Ravens on defense have been the kings of next man up for more than a decade. When you have Brady and Lewis and great coaches that's how it goes. It hurts losing Hernandez, but Brady will still get his. With Welker and Hernandez gone they better hope Gronk is there for the playoffs though.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sorry but Ballard is no Hernandez or Gronkowski. I also like the part where you assume he'll A) Be even as good as he was a couple seasons ago and that ACL injury will be shrugged right off after nada all last year and B) He'll be able to pick up the Offense in NE. As you pointed out before, some have failed that aspect miserably (Johnson for example). Not only that, even if he did pull it off which isn't a guarantee... At the rate you're going Gronkowski doesn't even seem like a guarantee for that matter.

Spoken like someone who has never watched the Pats ever.

 

[bob1852]

So how many people has Hernandez shot in the face?

 

[bluemoose]

So how many people has Hernandez allegedly shot in the face?

please use the media vernacular.

 

[hopstupid]

http://deadspin.com/aaron-hernandezs-neighbor-hopes-for-the-best-for-t-524051298?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

haha

"Both mother and daughter were very proud of the fact that, in true Patriot fashion, Hernandez tried to destroy any video evidence of wrongdoing."

Pornstars-for-Wilbon



The Patriot way destroy all evidence

 

[Cape Brewing]

So how many people has Hernandez shot in the face?

Just one!! That's it!

 

[Cape Brewing]

haha

"Both mother and daughter were very proud of the fact that, in true Patriot fashion, Hernandez tried to destroy any video evidence of wrongdoing."

Pornstars-for-Wilbon



The Patriot way destroy all evidence

What evidence did the Patriots destroy?

 

[bob1852]

Just one!! That's it!

At least two. The guy near his house and the dude at the strip club in Florida.

Be honest Cape, he's hiding in your basement, right?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Whoa whoa... We have zero proof that he shot that guy near his house and even less proof he shot him in the face.

No, pretty sure he is just at his own house.

 

[bluemoose]

Yeah pretty sure he was shot in the back of the head, not the face. That one doesn't count.

 

[bluemoose]

Plus, I heard the guy in Florida had it deflect off his arm and go into his eye.....which, technically is not being shot in the face.

I think you haters are 0 for 2.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Yeah pretty sure he was shot in the back of the head, not the face. That one doesn't count.

Unless the bullet came out his face

 

[GenIke]

 

[motobrewer]

Plus, I heard the guy in Florida had it deflect off his arm and go into his eye.....which, technically is not being shot in the face.

I think you haters are 0 for 2.

Lol!

 

[motobrewer]

Whoa whoa... We have zero proof that he shot that guy near his house and even less proof he shot him in the face.

No, pretty sure he is just at his own house.

Either way, we're still better than you

 

[motobrewer]

well well well. what do we have here??

http://www.heraldnews.com/newsnow/x...on-brewery-gets-pouring-license#axzz2Wx0p0MKb