Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Pats <--- BOOK IT!

That is all

 

[Accidic]

AFC championship game Cape? Cause it ain't gonna be the Super Bowl...

 

[Cape Brewing]

AFC championship game Cape? Cause it ain't gonna be the Super Bowl...

that's adorable.

 

[dataz722]

Pats <--- BOOK IT!

That is all

You're still in here talking ****?

 

[Cape Brewing]

You're still in here talking ****?

Oh What-effin-ever... go hide under whatever effin' rock you've been hiding under!

You've had MONTHS.... MONTHS to gloat and rub everyone's noses in it. What do you do??? NOTHING. "Ewww... I have to go nurse all of my bad gambling debt broken fingers back to health so i can't talk trash on the football trash talk thread".

You make me sick.

A F*(!@#$in' RING... A RING... WASTED on the likes of you.

you suck.... the Orioles suck even worse and the Raven's suck more than the two of you combined.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You're still in here talking ****?

if you were here in person I would piss on your leg

 

[dataz722]

if you were here in person I would piss on your leg

Well I will be in Boston in 3 days. Just try to not get any on the new purple camo.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nice!!! I would meet you out for a beer but I'm a PRO now. I don't drink beer with "homebrewers" (making the quotation marks with my fingers). I only hang out on HBT so I can openly mock them.

 

[dataz722]

Nice!!! I would meet you out for a beer but I'm a PRO now. I don't drink beer with "homebrewers" (making the quotation marks with my fingers). I only hang out on HBT so I can openly mock them.

Good thing I don't really brew then. Wouldn't want you to not be able to hold up your end of the wager.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I remember no wager and any evidence of one you produce will obviously be fabricated and void upon presentation.

 

[motobrewer]

almost a decade

 

[Cape Brewing]

almost a decade

well... keep tryin' Moto... with the right deoderants, you could still get laid at some point.

 

[dataz722]

almost a decade

Since you have said something intelligible?

 

[HBtC]

Good morning. Patriots rule, your team sucks. No discussion necessary.

I like you.

 

[motobrewer]

You mean sex panther isn't working??

 

[Punity]

Its like Sanchez gets intercepted 60% of the time everytime.

 

[Accidic]

And the other 40% gets thrown 5 feet above the head of his receivers and the defenders. Poor Jets fans. If Namath wasn't such an ******* I'd pity him as well.

 

[bluemoose]

And the other 40% gets thrown 5 feet above the head of his receivers and the defenders. Poor Jets fans. If Namath wasn't such an ******* I'd pity him as well.

Um, 1 percent buttfumble.

 

[Punity]

Um, 1 percent buttfumble.

That's the implied margin of error

 

[Darwin18]

 

[bluemoose]

I've seen both, and the butt fumble was much funnier than the dead hoarse beating.

 

[Punity]

I've seen both, and the butt fumble was much funnier than the dead hoarse beating.

Relevant fact.

 

[user 574]

Am I the only one seeing fail?

 

[Darwin18]

Am I the only one seeing fail?

You're seeing the heavy hand of mod editing. It was a GIF of beating a dead horse. I'm not sure how that goes against the rules but please carry on with the Sanchez beating.

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Sanchez's new Nadal-esque hair cut. That alone deserves some hate.

 

[Accidic]

I didn't forget the butt fumbles or the fumble tantrums, or the sack Sanchez plays... It's football, and he gives 110% to sucking.

 

[stratslinger]

You know, I just saw a full replay recently of the butt fumble (usually they stop as soon as the ball hits the ground - not this one), and I had completely forgotten that it resulted in a recovery returned for a touchdown. The butt fumble is funny as hell, and I'll stop what I'm doing any time it comes on a TV screen to watch it again (and where I work, there are literally 6 TV screens I can see from my cubicle, always tuned to a sports network), but the return for a TD just made it even more priceless.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh look at that.... Another player from the Seattle Cheathawks has been suspended for PEDs. Who coulda seen that comin'!?!

Pathetic.

 

[McBrewskie]

Oh look at that.... Another player from the Seattle Cheathawks has been suspended for PEDs. Who coulda seen that comin'!?!

Pathetic.

Pete gets all these mother busters on a regimen when they get there. Dude's a scumbag, has been since when I was at USC cheering him on.

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's the culture up in that area of the country. Chip Kelly at Oregon (total fraud program)... Sweet Pete now with the Cheathawks... Thats all they know.

 

[McBrewskie]

It's the culture up in that area of the country. Chip Kelly at Oregon (total fraud program)... Sweet Pete now with the Cheathawks... Thats all they know.

And both just happened to change their minds about going to the NFL when the **** hit the fan at their programs. Sure.