Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

I'm back losers....I thought we were talking about the last eight years of Patriots eneptitude; I never saw you change the time window. Undoubtedly you did that to show off some cool statistics that add up to NOTHING. But hey, since the Patriots are better than the Seahawks that means everything a Seahawks fan says is wrong, right? LOL Wait...are the Patriots better? Not head to head ...

But yeah make fun of me because I can't add....total burn bro!

 

[Cape Brewing]

But yeah make fun of me because I can't add....total burn bro!

LOL!! Trust me... not being able to add two single digits isn't the only thing you get made fun of for.

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

**** me, this is exhausting.

 

[dataz722]

hey Dataz... At Houston huh?

Hmmm..

And????



They are the best team in the nfl and Baltimore D is the worst it has ever been in the past 13 years. I don't have high expectations.

 

[HoppyDaze]

wow, words can't even explain that.

So that wasn't the 2008 superbowl? I know I messed up and called it the 2008 Giants when it was actually the 2007 Giants team that played that game. But really, that goof was so bad that words can't explain? You guys are desperate for material aren't you. Now that your teams sucks it looks like you guys are struggling a bit...

 

[Sir Humpsalot]

Alright guys.. I flipped my system to try and pick winners this week. Let's see how I do....

CAR +2.5
Indy -3
AZ +6
NO -3
CIN +2.5
NYJ +10.5
WASH +6.5
BAL +6
JAX +4
SEA +7
CHI -5.5
GB -5.5
BUFF -3.5

 

[dataz722]

Now that your teams sucks it looks like you guys are struggling a bit...

There goes your math problems again. Since when is 4 wins more than 5?

 

[HoppyDaze]

I can just see it now...all you guys standing around the kettle before the game in your Patriots jerseys, socks with sandals and euro shadow beards BSing "That Hoppydaze guy is such an idiot. He doesn't understand how great we are. We won 3 superbowls!! How can he not see that??? We are totally still relevant.... right guys?"

 

[Cape Brewing]

And????



They are the best team in the nfl and Baltimore D is the worst it has ever been in the past 13 years. I don't have high expectations.

nah... I don't think Houston is as scary as their record. Good team, don't get me wrong... but I dunno... I wouldn't give the Ravens zero chance.

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

So that wasn't the 2008 superbowl? I know I messed up and called it the 2008 Giants when it was actually the 2007 Giants team that played that game. But really, that goof was so bad that words can't explain? You guys are desperate for material aren't you. Now that your teams sucks it looks like you guys are struggling a bit...

My team sucks? They're 4-1 with the top defense in the league. And I'll bet my dollars to your doughnuts that they beat your team on Dec. 2. Must have me confused with the Pats fans.

 

[HoppyDaze]

There goes your math problems again. Since when is 4 wins more than 5?

and you, what are you even talking about? I'm talking to the Patriots queers...

 

[Cape Brewing]

There goes your math problems again. Since when is 4 wins more than 5?

It's painful isn't it Dataz... I'm pissed at myself for even wasting the typing effort over the last few pages.

 

[HoppyDaze]

My team sucks? They're 4-1 with the top defense in the league. And I'll bet my dollars to your doughnuts that they beat your team on Dec. 2. Must have me confused with the Pats fans.

It's me against the thread so it's getting confusing...but yeah Jay Cutler is a total ****** and he deserves every bit of his bad press.

 

[Punity]

Good god what is happening in this thread. I can't even stick up for a fellow hawkn
fan.

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

It's me against the thread so it's getting confusing...but yeah HoppyDaze is a total ****** and he deserves every bit of ridicule that we're all giving him.

Finally, he realizes!!!










No, really, Cutler's a tool for sure.

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's me against the thread so it's getting confusing....

LOL!!!

I think there is a thread on one gallon brewers over in the beginner's thread you might want to hang out in for a while.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Good god what is happening in this thread. I can't even stick up for a fellow hawkn
fan.

(post of the day)

 

[HoppyDaze]

Good god what is happening in this thread. I can't even stick up for a fellow hawkn
fan.

Yeah...stand up for the guys who say the Seahawks are bad is why the Patriots are good

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

:FACEPALM: Nope, still no emoticon.

 

[Cape Brewing]

make it stop!!!!!! please!!!!!! someone!!!!! Someone tackle this dude and get him away from the keyboard!!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Finally, he realizes!!!










No, really, Cutler's a tool for sure.

It's cute how take my quotes and switch out a word to make me look stupid. GOT ME!!!

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

make it stop!!!!!! please!!!!!! someone!!!!! Someone tackle this dude and get him away from the keyboard!!!

Maybe the Seahawks top notch D can help with that.

 

[bob1852]

make it stop!!!!!! please!!!!!! someone!!!!! Someone tackle this dude and get him away from the keyboard!!!

If this thread had the equivalent of the Cards offense line, he'd been sacked a long time ago.

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

It's cute how people can quote me to make me look stupid. GOT ME!!!

:rockin:

 

[HoppyDaze]

Ok but seriously...just trying to show you what you look like to non-patriot fans. Did I go too far? Probably...but you must admit I got to you

 

[Punity]

Yeah...stand up for the guys who say the Seahawks are bad is why the Patriots are good

Duder c'mon now I'm a huge hawks fan. And your arguing goes in circles and barley makes sense. Id go to bat with you but its a losing battle.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ok but seriously...just trying to show you what you look like to non-patriot fans. Did I go too far? Probably...but you must admit I got to you

LOL!!!! Yeah... that was brutal making you look stupid. Oooooooo... you got me good!

LOL!!!

 

[dataz722]

nah... I don't think Houston is as scary as their record. Good team, don't get me wrong... but I dunno... I wouldn't give the Ravens zero chance.

They are easily the most well rounded team in the league. Baltimore has a shots but that's only if it turns into a shoot out. Andre Johnson is going to have a career day.

and you, what are you even talking about? I'm talking to the Patriots queers...

What am I talking about? You quoted something I said but then it was somehow directed at everyone but me?

Obviously math and stats aren't the only thing you have problems with.

It's me against the thread so it's getting confusing...but yeah Jay Cutler is a total ****** and he deserves every bit of his bad press.

Well there is one thing we can agree on.

 

[Punity]

I just like every other fan ( outside of cards, saints, bills, chiefs , chargers) have faith my team will come out on top. I surely don't expect any other team fan to believe that and the only way to boast is have the hawks win it all.

 

[Cape Brewing]

They are easily the most well rounded team in the league. Baltimore has a shots but that's only if it turns into a shoot out. Andre Johnson is going to have a career day.

Not convinced yet. They easily handle the Ravens and I'll get on that bandwagon and dismiss the pwning they got by a shaky Packers team as a fluke. Until then though... I'm not making them a huge favorite this weekend.