Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

Looks like the tub of lard is still a tub of lard. Still a smart move to take the flier by the Pats. I wouldn't want him on the Packers though... just not worth it.

 

[Beezy]

The Pats have a 30+ year pedigree of being the laughing stock of the NFL. Everything that could possibly go wrong went wrong, usually twice, often three times and always in humiliating but vastly entertaining ways.

(Hello Mr Ooops, I set the wooden benches on fire at BC and the everyone in the stand has to go out onto the field to avoid getting burned. Hello Mr Pulled Down the Goal Post after a game winning field goal and got electrocuted carting it down US 1. Hello Mr Get the Occupancy Permit for your new stadium that your crook brother-in-law built on the cheap the afternoon of your opening day and have all of the toilets explode when the building inspector flushed them. Hello Mr 60 Year Old Beat Reporter punching out a starting player in the locker room)

Things that couldn't possibly go wrong did also.

(Hello Ray Hamilton. Hello Mr Son of the Owner getting dopeslapped by Matt Millen on the sidelines. Hello Mr Wide Reciever getting injured in the first half and then getting even more injured in the third quarter when he hit a tree with his car a few miles from the stadium. <In a related item, a reporter for the ProJo wrote one of the greatest lines ever, "First a knife in the kitchen, then a fork in the road."> Hello Mr Prisoner on Work Release driving a snowplow across the field for a game winning field goal against the Phish in a blizzard.)

There were internal struggles. (Hello Mr Greatest Guard ever to play the game saying his quarterback could play the game in a skirt. Hello Mr Other son of the owner partnering with Don King and losing gazzilions of dollars financing an 'around the world concert tour' of a pedophile then having to live in a luxury box at the stadium after his house gets reposessed.

The list goes on and on.

You think we care that you keep bringing up taping the other teams signals, an activity that is not illegal at all if it is done from any number of spots in the stadium but apparently its a problem if you do it from some others? Please? You can't possibly hurt us with **** like that. We're pre-disastered. Go ahead. Take your best shot. I laugh every time I hear your whining. You sound like a 6 year old girl whining cause your brother looked at your hand last year when he beat your ass playing Old Maid.

PTN

JFC. Who is crying? First of all, I am new to this thread, I have brought it up one time and that's the last time unless they get caught again because I am only concerned with the season forthcoming.

Now what is all this crap you are talking about? Everyone in NE rooted for the Giants back then anyway. The Steelers had 30 years of being a joke as well but no one cared about pro football in those days.

 

[paulthenurse]

JFC, you sound more like a a whiney 6 year old girl now than ever! "Ya I might have brought up the 'cheating' but I didn't mean it. I've never brought it up before. I only did because...(point your finger and raise your voice to eardrum splitting levels) YOU CHEATED!!!!!!!!!".

I picture you in pigtails and a catholic schoolgirl skirt. "Sister Goodell, look!!! They're cheating!!!!!"

 

[Beezy]

No I did mean it but you won't see me go on about it.

 

[paulthenurse]

You've obviously lost sight of the fact that this is the Obnoxious Trash Talking Footbay Thread. I just called you a six year old girl in a plaid skirt. You don't apologize and back down. Attack! Make a ridiculous reply. Tell me the Pats will go 1 - 15 (oh wait, they've already done that, Hello Rod Rust.). Tell me that you would respond but you're too busy butt farkin' Gisselle. Call me fat. Do something, anything!

Don't you know how the game is played?

PTN

 

[Beezy]

Give me some time. I am a rookie here. The fuggin lockout took some of my fire away and it hasn't come back yet. I suspect this problem will go away in a couple days when we play those racist bastard Redskins. Seriously, change the name already. Losing the good fight here from your view point I am sure but from my view point your a Boston fan and I can't think of anything worse than that to call you. The Patsies will miss the playoffs tho, mark it down.

 

[wildwest450]

Give me some time. I am a rookie here. The fuggin lockout took some of my fire away and it hasn't come back yet.

Maybe put some sand on your terrible towel and rub it on your vag, that should get the fire going.


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[paulthenurse]

Yup, I'm a Boston fan. That means that my teams (all of them) are going to be in the hunt at the end of every season. Unlike most other cities. Like, for instance, yours.

 

[Beezy]

No thanks to douchenozzels such as yourself. The Bruins where a fluke this year. The Pens won't let that happen this year. Yes the Pirates suck, basketball sucks and the Steelers have had more success than anyone else in the NFL for the stretch that the Pats have been failing.

 

[the_bird]

Wow, that Haynesworth is such a greedy SOB he agreed to a pay cut from $5.5M to $1.5M this season. Ochocinco's a greedy bastard, too, getting paid $2.5M under his new contract.

Costs virtually nothing to acquire these guys, and they're playing for (relative) peanuts. Why is it that happens in New England, but nowhere else?

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Yup, I'm a Boston fan. That means that my teams (all of them) are going to be in the hunt at the end of every season. Unlike most other cities. Like, for instance, yours.

Well, that tends to happen when you follow the money. But those of us that live and breathe for smaller market teams tend to appreciate it more when our favorite clubs are winning.

 

[Beezy]

Well, that tends to happen when you follow the money. But those of us that live and breathe for smaller market teams tend to appreciate it more when our favorite clubs are winning.

It's a challenge to your fandom to stick with a team that sucks. I started following Pittsburgh teams in the early 80s when all of them sucked. Boston is really a fairweather town, they have just had so much fair weather it's tough to see that right now.

 

[paulthenurse]

It's a challenge to your fandom to stick with a team that sucks. I started following Pittsburgh teams in the early 80s when all of them sucked. Boston is really a fairweather town, they have just had so much fair weather it's tough to see that right now.

Maybe you have already forgotten my post #4851 in this thread. Go back two pages and read it again and tell me how long time Pats fans are fair weather fans. Sure, there are pink hats. Please don't tell me there aren't pink hats in your pathetic little backwater towns. Whenever any team starts doing well the pink hats rush the gates. That doesn't mean that there was no one following the team before they got good.

Boston is on an incredible sports roll right now and has been for a few years. You guys are all jealous. Don't blame you. I know what it's like to be a fan of a team with absolutely no chance of breaking .500. It sucked. I hated the dominant teams of the time. I get it. We know why you hate our teams. Cause your teams suck. Hey, we won't be on top forever, maybe someday your teams will win something.


Nah, probably not.

 

[Beezy]

Yeah I know you rooted for the Giants back then. How would I be Jealous? I follow the Steelers remember? Greatest team in NFL history. Fact. More people hate the Steelers than the Pats. I know how you feel.

 

[motobrewer]

Boston is on an incredible sports roll right now and has been for a few years. You guys are all jealous. Don't blame you. I know what it's like to be a fan of a team with absolutely no chance of breaking .500. It sucked. I hated the dominant teams of the time. I get it. We know why you hate our teams. Cause your teams suck. Hey, we won't be on top forever, maybe someday your teams will win something.


Nah, probably not.

wait, i can't remember, who is the current superbowl champ?

don't worry, it'll come to me....man it's on the tip of my tongue too...

and, while we aren't in the 600's, brewers are leading our division. a manly, 6-team division. not a p*ssy little 5-team little league division.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey I'm glad for you. That must have been a great celebration you had out there in East Buttfark in the dead of winter. I can just imagine it. There you were. All 345 residents of Green Bay lining Main St as the local high school marching band plodded along, playing the Packers Fight Song in 40 below temps? Those poor kids lips probably froze to the mouthpieces of their instruments but hey, The Pack Is Back! Quit yer bitching, kid and march! Did the mayor give a speech invoking the spirit of Vince Lombardi? Fried dough and luske fish? Good times. Good times!

And how many of those fun fests have you guys gotten to enjoy in the past decade?

Really?

That's it?


Well, now I guess I see why you sacrificed a couple of freshman trumpet players to the god of ice. The little barstards are lucky you didn't throw a few of their virgin arses on a bonfire so that you might get to hold a few more of those rockin' good times. (Although I bet there would be a line of people waiting to volunteer to be the next sacrificial 'Joan of Green Bay' and feed the flames. At least it's warm in the fire and it gets you the hell out of Green Bay)

 

[motobrewer]

Hey I'm glad for you. That must have been a great celebration you had out there in East Buttfark in the dead of winter. I can just imagine it. There you were. All 345 residents of Green Bay lining Main St as the local high school marching band plodded along, playing the Packers Fight Song in 40 below temps? Those poor kids lips probably froze to the mouthpieces of their instruments but hey, The Pack Is Back! Quit yer bitching, kid and march! Did the mayor give a speech invoking the spirit of Vince Lombardi? Fried dough and luske fish? Good times. Good times!

And how many of those fun fests have you guys gotten to enjoy in the past decade?

Really?

That's it?


Well, now I guess I see why you sacrificed a couple of freshman trumpet players to the god of ice. The little barstards are lucky you didn't throw a few of their virgin arses on a bonfire so that you might get to hold a few more of those rockin' good times. (Although I bet there would be a line of people waiting to volunteer to be the next sacrificial 'Joan of Green Bay' and feed the flames. At least it's warm in the fire and it gets you the hell out of Green Bay)

cool story bro! we've had more than you. also, it's "gefilte fish". and, that's a minnesota thing.

 

[Homercidal]

It's so much fun to sit here and listen to you guys bicker about who's got the better team.

It's going to be so much more fun when Detroit makes it ahead of everyone else in the division.

 

[the_bird]

It's so much fun to sit here and listen to you guys bicker about who's got the better team.

It's going to be so much more fun when Detroit makes it ahead of everyone else in the division.

HA!

Thanks, bro, it's been a ****ty couple of days, I needed a chuckle!

How long's it been since Detroit was relevant? Fifty years?

 

[Beezy]

Bobby Laynes 50 year curse has been up for a couple year lol. Now what?

 

[Homercidal]

They are chomping at the bit. They are hitting each other so hard in practice they are breaking bones! When they get healed and ready for the real season, they will be bringin the pain!

Just gotta find a new running back...

 

[JonM]

cool story bro! we've had more than you. also, it's "gefilte fish". and, that's a minnesota thing.

I think you mean lutefisk.
And Go Pack Go!

 

[motobrewer]

lol, i did mean lutefisk. gefilte fish was on my mind cause i was just at the grocery store, and i can't help not looking at the kosher section....

wait, none of you will get that joke....

 

[paulthenurse]

wait, none of you will get that joke....

No but it WAS funny. Not as funny as Homer saying the Lions are going to somehow be relevant when Thanksgiving rolls around but pretty funny anyways.

I guess.

 

[shecky]

They are chomping at the bit. They are hitting each other so hard in practice they are breaking bones! When they get healed and ready for the real season, they will be bringin the pain!

Just gotta find a new running back...

It's champing at the bit, not chomping. Just had to correct that.

Oh, and Go Pats.

 

[Beezy]

Who is watching tonight? I don't even know who is playing but tuned.

 

[Beezy]

Rivers gets so many yards because the chargers are always coming from behind. Is anyone really afraid of them?

 

[Beezy]

Tebow. Everyone in Denver must have their palms on their face. Good luck with that.

 

[motobrewer]

No but it WAS funny. Not as funny as Homer saying the Lions are going to somehow be relevant when Thanksgiving rolls around but pretty funny anyways.

I guess.

i'd be funnier if you saw my nose

 

[paulthenurse]

I just flashed back to Brian Cohen talking to his mother in "Life of Brian," btw the best movie of all time.

"I'm not a Roman, Mum. I'm a ****, a yid, a heebie, a hook nose! I'm kosher, Mum. I'm a Red Sea pedestrian and damn proud of it!"

But the Lions are still gonna suck.