Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Back to smackity smack. So, last year they were the 6th oldest team in the league and they were in a rebuilding year of what; their retirement plans?

Ok Des'. Are tou saying last year WASNT a rebuilding year for the Pats??? Please confirm that for me before we move forward.

I dont wanna hear any squirming. I don't wanna hear any "Oooo. My vag is flop sweating!!".

Yes or no??

 

[bob1852]

Ok Des'. Are tou saying last year WASNT a rebuilding year for the Pats??? Please confirm that for me before we move forward.

I dont wanna hear any squirming. I don't wanna hear any "Oooo. My vag is flop sweating!!".

Yes or no??

Shouldn't you say something stupid and cliche' like "The almight patriots never re-build, they re-load."

Gawd, why couldn't this thread have existed back in 1990-1993.

I did always like Irvin Fryar though...

 

[paulthenurse]

2 blowhards constitute a nation?


_

I'm a blowhard and I'm part of the nation too!



Uhhh, wait a minute......

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

There is no way... wait... it is HIGHLY unlikely that the Packers will put 16 starters on IR this year. So by that token, the Packers won the super bowl in a rebuilding year.

 

[user 574]

Ok Des'. Are tou saying last year WASNT a rebuilding year for the Pats??? Please confirm that for me before we move forward.

I dont wanna hear any squirming. I don't wanna hear any "Oooo. My vag is flop sweating!!".

Yes or no??

I'm voting present. I don't care that much about what other teams are doing unless they're in my division or if they're the next opponent. Dallas being an exception of course.

And Boerderij_Kabouter stole my thunder on the Packers having 16 on IR with quite a few in valuable 1st string positions. Severely testing depth chart and winning the SB through all road games; not to shabby. Doesn't mean **** though as this is a new year starting at 0-0.

 

[user 574]

Resurrection is sweet!

PS... like I was saying to the Packer fan sitting next to me (nice guy... flew all the way in from Wisconsin)....

"HAHA SUCKER!!!!!! HAAAA You guys blow!!!!!! Have a nice flight back to the arctic!!!! Why don't you get some crackers to have with that effin CHEESE HAT dickwad!!!!!!!"

... oh c'mon...

I keeeeeeed..

He was a good guy.... and what I DID say was... "Not looking forward to playing that Packer team again once they're healthy."

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/ob...-talk-thread-132203/index284.html#post2489442

It's kind of interesting looking back in Dec/10. Moto was whining, olllllo was writing off. Most of us are b!tching about the DeSean antics running into the end zone horizontal (still valid).

And this is why I don't get too fired up anymore until the end but still love every Sunday.... Carry on obnoxious ones.

 

[Beezy]

Yes. Patriot Nation is strong on da threads. Look at da badazz that started the whole thread. Get used to it or be banished to the "is my beer ruined" threads.

This is what sucks about Patriot fans. Never mind the Patriots who cheated like crazy during their run all those years ago, won't get into that but because they won 1 more super bowl than any one else in the 00's you think your poop doesn't stink? This is a what did you do for me lately league and that Pats haven't done squat lately. Neither have the Steelers who played like ******* in the Super Bowl last year (Not to take anything away from the Pack) but it was winnable and they sucked. So here we are everyone is tied for last. Let's do this thing.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wow. That was a ton of words when I think I was pretty clear on my simple request... Just looking for a yes or no. C'mon Des'. Your vag flop sweat is stinking up the thread.

 

[motobrewer]

ahhhhhhh......feels good to be on top

cape, your ridiculous "rebuilding year" excuse is as tired as your "barley brandy" yeast (note: this analogy is flawless)

christ, you've been laying that on since week 6 of last year. nothing screams "patriots suck so i'm covering my downside" like bringin' out the ol' rebuilding year excuse.

 

[motobrewer]

oh, answer me this: do you think it WASN'T a rebuilding year for the pack??

 

[Ferminator]

Phuck it, the dolphins are rebuilding.

 

[Ferminator]

Anyone-else rebuilding?

 

[Dwain]

Cowboys!!!

 

[user 574]

Wow. That was a ton of words when I think I was pretty clear on my simple request... Just looking for a yes or no. C'mon Des'. Your vag flop sweat is stinking up the thread.

Yes

Like all teams are rebuilding something, somewhere. Some more than others.

Now where did I put my vag spray again; smelling like clam chowder.



Ahhhh...

 

[Beezy]

I can't remember the last time the Steelers where in rebuild mode. They are always working very hard to stay competitive. They won't win the SB every year but they will try like hell. The Pats in rebuild mode is a joke. Not since the 90s. Every team every year is trying to patch a few holes at least but rebuilding is what the Bengals are doing or the Browns every year. To say the Pats where rebuilding last year makes you look like a fool.

 

[the_bird]

... not if you look at the changes they made on the defensive side. It's not something we're just saying after the fact, either; go back about eighty pages, I personally wasn't expecting much more than 10-6 given how they had *completely* blown up the defense. They went in one season from having one of the oldest Ds in the league to having the youngest. Guys like Seymour and Vrabel and Bruschi - the guys who has been the heart and soul of the D for the better part of a decade - were gone, replaced by kids like Brandon Spikes and Devin McCourty and Jerod Mayo.

THAT's a rebuild!

 

[Beezy]

I still disagree that that qualifies as a rebuild. You don't expect 10-6 for a rebuild year. You have a team that competes every year that's why you don't understand the concept. Seriously ask a Browns fan what that means.

 

[the_bird]

... when your expectations are as high as they are for a Patriot fan (or a Steelers fan, for that matter), 10-6 *is* a rebuild!

Seriously, what's a rebuild other than a... well, rebuilding of the roster? Look at the defensive players who got most of the snaps in 2008 and 2009. Look at the defensive players who got the snaps in 2010. The record they achieved and even the record we expected them to achieve are incidental; the actual players on the field were deliberately changed, to be younger and more athletic. THAT'S a rebuild!

To be fair, didn't happen on the offensive side. It's a 50% rebuilt.

But, what part of the word "rebuild" requires that the team suck? Rebuilding implies a deliberate changing of the personnel. If those guys are better - well, that's what you're shooting for!

 

[user 574]

... not if you look at the changes they made on the defensive side. It's not something we're just saying after the fact, either; go back about eighty pages, I personally wasn't expecting much more than 10-6 given how they had *completely* blown up the defense. They went in one season from having one of the oldest Ds in the league to having the youngest. Guys like Seymour and Vrabel and Bruschi - the guys who has been the heart and soul of the D for the better part of a decade - were gone, replaced by kids like Brandon Spikes and Devin McCourty and Jerod Mayo.

THAT's a rebuild!

Ahh, a New Englander I can communicate with . I agree that the Pats D was in need of some serious work. But when I think of the really serious rebuild it almost always involves a QB & a team that has been under 500 for more than 2+ years. Unless the D is so damn strong like a Steelers, Ravens, Bears scenario where all they ask of the QB is to "not screw up".

 

[paulthenurse]

This is what sucks about Patriot fans. Never mind the Patriots who cheated like crazy during their run all those years ago, won't get into that but because they won 1 more super bowl than any one else in the 00's you think your poop doesn't stink? This is a what did you do for me lately league and that Pats haven't done squat lately. Neither have the Steelers who played like ******* in the Super Bowl last year (Not to take anything away from the Pack) but it was winnable and they sucked. So here we are everyone is tied for last. Let's do this thing.

The Pats have a 30+ year pedigree of being the laughing stock of the NFL. Everything that could possibly go wrong went wrong, usually twice, often three times and always in humiliating but vastly entertaining ways.

(Hello Mr Ooops, I set the wooden benches on fire at BC and the everyone in the stand has to go out onto the field to avoid getting burned. Hello Mr Pulled Down the Goal Post after a game winning field goal and got electrocuted carting it down US 1. Hello Mr Get the Occupancy Permit for your new stadium that your crook brother-in-law built on the cheap the afternoon of your opening day and have all of the toilets explode when the building inspector flushed them. Hello Mr 60 Year Old Beat Reporter punching out a starting player in the locker room)

Things that couldn't possibly go wrong did also.

(Hello Ray Hamilton. Hello Mr Son of the Owner getting dopeslapped by Matt Millen on the sidelines. Hello Mr Wide Reciever getting injured in the first half and then getting even more injured in the third quarter when he hit a tree with his car a few miles from the stadium. <In a related item, a reporter for the ProJo wrote one of the greatest lines ever, "First a knife in the kitchen, then a fork in the road."> Hello Mr Prisoner on Work Release driving a snowplow across the field for a game winning field goal against the Phish in a blizzard.)

There were internal struggles. (Hello Mr Greatest Guard ever to play the game saying his quarterback could play the game in a skirt. Hello Mr Other son of the owner partnering with Don King and losing gazzilions of dollars financing an 'around the world concert tour' of a pedophile then having to live in a luxury box at the stadium after his house gets reposessed.


The list goes on and on.

You think we care that you keep bringing up taping the other teams signals, an activity that is not illegal at all if it is done from any number of spots in the stadium but apparently its a problem if you do it from some others? Please? You can't possibly hurt us with **** like that. We're pre-disastered. Go ahead. Take your best shot. I laugh every time I hear your whining. You sound like a 6 year old girl whining cause your brother looked at your hand last year when he beat your ass playing Old Maid.

PTN

 

[motobrewer]

But, what part of the word "rebuild" requires that the team suck? Rebuilding implies a deliberate changing of the personnel. If those guys are better - well, that's what you're shooting for!

uh, so....every year's a rebuilding year, then? this is just stupid

it's not like we're talking about baseball and the giant farm system

the pack got it done with millions on IR. rebuilding year excuse it just BS. pats had a solid chance to go last year, and they blew it. cause they suck.

 

[the_bird]

uh, so....every year's a rebuilding year, then? this is just stupid

it's not like we're talking about baseball and the giant farm system

the pack got it done with millions on IR. rebuilding year excuse it just BS. pats had a solid chance to go last year, and they blew it. cause they suck.

Listen, you've already admitted you don't know jack about football. Why don't you go back to watching women's golf or transvestite porn or whatever it is that floats your boat.

Pats ain't rebuilding this year.

 

[the_bird]

Oh, Paulie, don't forget the "Patriot Missle."

 

[paulthenurse]

Ya, and a drunken Victor Kiam calling LO a Classic Bitch. Ya, I know

 

[paulthenurse]

How about Bob Kraft owning the stadium while Victor Kiam owned the team (and an electric shaver company) Kraft changed the logo of the stadium to be three circles inside a triangle, which as it JUST SO HAPPENED was the design of Kiams chief competitor's shaver.

PTN

 

[the_bird]

How 'bout drafting Christian Peter in the fifth round, then dropping him within a week (sounds like Myra Kraft had some influence in this). Apparently their scouting reports didn't mention the what, eight convictions he had? The grabbing a woman by the next in a bar a couple weeks before the draft?

 

[paulthenurse]

I actually consider that a mark of the teams maturation and coming of age. I'm rather proud that she didn't want that d-bag on the team and spoke up.

OK I gotta go to bed, I'm beat.

PTN

 

[the_bird]

Oh, I do too. I just remember being really surprised at how unaware of his issues they seemed to be.

 

[motobrewer]

Listen, you've already admitted you don't know jack about football. Why don't you go back to watching women's golf or transvestite porn or whatever it is that floats your boat.

Pats ain't rebuilding this year.

hahahah! i don't know jack?!

uuhh......who's orton play for again?? lets review your insightful analysis of the whole dolphin situation.

or, we don't have to: i was right, you were stupid wrong.

 

[the_bird]

You're an idiot.

Miami still wants him, they just don't want to give up a terribly high draft pick for him. And, Denver's realizing exactly how much Tim Tebow stucks.

So, remind me, Moto.... if the Pats cut Albert Haynesworth before the season starts, how much is he going to cost against the salary cap?