Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Ferminator]

Dataz, who's your team?

 

[the_bird]

Dataz, who's your team?

... I've heard a lot of people tell me he plays for the OTHER team, but I've never figured out which one that is...










Oh, wait... I get it now.

 

[wildwest450]

I think Henne can be solid, remember he had a tool for an offensive coordinator. And he was WAY better than Brady in college.

More importantly, will the Lions be over .500, if that marshmallow Stafford can stay healthy they can. Whimp assed SEC loser.


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[motobrewer]

Nope, but he is an upgrade. No doubt about it. And mentally stable unlike Vince young. Not to mention has a history with Brandon Marshall. And being that the Pats and Jets are making big moves the dolphins have to do something.

awesome.

hey guys! look at us! we're a football team too!


also, you're wrong. on everything.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/breaking/sfl-matt-moore-miami-dolphins-20110729,0,7198762.story

 

[the_bird]

Moto, just settle down. You're just embarrassing yourself.

What does signing Matt ****ing Moore have to do with anything? He's sure as **** not going to keep the Phins from continuing to pursue Orton. He's a backup at best, third-stringer more likely.

I don't like Orton, but Orton>Henne>Moore.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Can we ban Moto somehow?

Bird... get your Mod status back.

 

[motobrewer]

Moto, just settle down. You're just embarrassing yourself.

What does signing Matt ****ing Moore have to do with anything? He's sure as **** not going to keep the Phins from continuing to pursue Orton. He's a backup at best, third-stringer more likely.

I don't like Orton, but Orton>Henne>Moore.

wa wa wa my name is bird wa wa wa

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/6...-matt-moore-kyle-orton-team-radar-source-says

cape, what are you, bird's sidekick now? that seems about right.

 

[dataz722]

... I've heard a lot of people tell me he plays for the OTHER team, but I've never figured out which one that is...

Jealous?

 

[dataz722]

cape, what are you, bird's sidekick now? that seems about right.

He is Robin.

 

[the_bird]

Christall****ingmighty no, I'd ban 98% of the ****ers in the debate forum - probably including you!

Words cannot express how stoked I am about this season. I'm going to have to shell out for a game this year. I've got a client who has epically good seats (right around the 50 yard line, second row), he's usually out of the country for at least a couple games and sells his tickets at face.

 

[the_bird]

wa wa wa my name is bird wa wa wa

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/6...-matt-moore-kyle-orton-team-radar-source-says

cape, what are you, bird's sidekick now? that seems about right.

You really are a clever one, aren't you?

Have you ever watched Matt Moore play? I'm guessing not. If you had, you'd realize that Matt Moore is *not* the answer, unless the question is "Why did the Carolina Panthers use TWO high draft picks on quarterbacks in the last two drafts?"

Let me look something up for you. A QB rating of 55.6 last year. Five touchdowns, ten picks.

Completion percentage of 55.2%, which is about the same as the odds that you're ****ing a sheep on any given night.

Matt Moore sucks. Try thinking and analyzing these things for yourself. ****, even the first article you posted said:

The Moore acquisition wouldn't necessarily keep the Dolphins from getting another quarterback.

Reading. Thinking. They're hard, but try 'em sometime.

 

[the_bird]

Oh, and not to post three times in a row, but just because it's so awesome...



I do believe I called the OchoCinco trade about eight hundred posts ago. Can't find it, though.

 

[motobrewer]

You really are a clever one, aren't you?

Have you ever watched Matt Moore play? I'm guessing not. If you had, you'd realize that Matt Moore is *not* the answer, unless the question is "Why did the Carolina Panthers use TWO high draft picks on quarterbacks in the last two drafts?"

Let me look something up for you. A QB rating of 55.6 last year. Five touchdowns, ten picks.

Completion percentage of 55.2%, which is about the same as the odds that you're ****ing a sheep on any given night.

Matt Moore sucks. Try thinking and analyzing these things for yourself. ****, even the first article you posted said:



Reading. Thinking. They're hard, but try 'em sometime.

kind of a weird apology, but I accept it regardless.

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

Its cute watching all your teams try to make whatever moves they can to attempt to compete against the world champions.

And Ted silently casts off dead weight, continuing to build the most talented and deepest young roster in the league.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Christall****ingmighty no, I'd ban 98% of the ****ers in the debate forum - probably including you!

Pfft. Bich please. Ban me ad this whole site would suck. Plus, I would slap the sleeper hold on you at Masstoberfest until you went out.

You're just jealpus cause I'm always right in the debate forum.

 

[motobrewer]

Plus, I would slap the sleeper hold on you at Masstoberfest until you went out.

uh, robin could never do that to batman.

know your place, wonder-boy!

 

[bob1852]

Christall****ingmighty no, I'd ban 98% of the ****ers in the debate forum - probably including you!

Whew. There's a 2% chance for me?

Do the Viqueens have a team this year, or did they join the CFL?

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

I don't know what the queens are doing, but if they steal James Jones from the Pack, that will be the only loss of the year I lament. I think he could develop into a force over the next couple years.

 

[user 574]

Your absolutely right about the Qb thing, and god willing it will be addressed.
Pat white Sucked, pennington Sucked and Chad H. Is not the answer!

Brent is your missing link.

Plus its Mississippi humid in Miami. Good for his joints. And lots of hotties for him to txt pics of little brent to.

http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/6815415/rick-reilly-brett-favre-waiting-game

 

[Ferminator]

Brent is your missing link.

Plus its Mississippi humid in Miami. Good for his joints. And lots of hotties for him to txt pics of little brent to.

http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/6815415/rick-reilly-brett-favre-waiting-game

Yeah, great story, I expected it to end with some ******** from the dolphins driving up the driveway.

 

[Ferminator]

awesome.

hey guys! look at us! we're a football team too!

also, you're wrong. on everything.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/breaking/sfl-matt-moore-miami-dolphins-20110729,0,7198762.story

That's really bad news. Thanks for pissing in my wheaties.

 

[Ferminator]

I think Henne can be solid, remember he had a tool for an offensive coordinator. And he was WAY better than Brady in college.

More importantly, will the Lions be over .500, if that marshmallow Stafford can stay healthy they can. Whimp assed SEC loser.

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Chad has had long enough time, to show if he could carry his skill set to the next level. Last year when they played Pittsburg was what did for me.
After that sh!ty call by the refs the dolphins had a chance to win that game. Chad had an opportunity to silence the crowed and walk a way with a win, but failed.


The lions aren't the lions of the past. Megatron is a beast !

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pats just released a bunch of guys uncluding Ty Warren, Banta-Cain, Nick Kaczur, Alge Crumpler, etc


They're soooo making cap room for Asomugha... Just to stick it straight up ol Rexy's azz

 

[the_bird]

Nah, that's so rarely their style (and it's blown up as often as it's worked).

If they're clearing cap space, it's to give some $$ to Mankins. But, I think these are guys that they knew they were going to end up cutting, so they're doing them a solid and letting them go early so they get a chance to latch on somewhere else.

Ty Warren was a little bit of a surprise because I don't think either Brace or Brandon Deaderick (sp?) has practiced yet. Crumpler's a surprise just because he's such a well-respected guy and Aaron Hernandez is still out. Figured they would have waited to see some of these younger players before cutting some of the vets, but again... I think that's BB doing a solid for some of his vets. Crumpler can still help, not sure about Ty Warren.

EDIT: Err, duh. Matty Light. They're going to re-sign him, solidify the offensive line, not force Solder into the mix before he's ready.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Taking his talents to South Beach. Witness:

"Moore started 13 games for the Carolina Panthers from 2007 to 2010. Last year he threw five touchdown passes and had 10 interceptions"

 

[dataz722]

I had a feeling someone was going to come in out of nowhere and snipe Nnamdi but I sure as hell wasn't expecting it to be the Eagles. Son of a bitch.

 

[dfc]

Eagles are taking the Super Bowl this year!

Rodgers-Cromartie, Samuel and Asomugha. Drew Brees won't be able to pass on this defense!

 

[dataz722]

Too bad Vick isn't going to be able to play a full season and they are screwed without him.

 

[dfc]

Pats just released a bunch of guys uncluding Ty Warren, Banta-Cain, Nick Kaczur, Alge Crumpler, etc


They're soooo making cap room for Asomugha... Just to stick it straight up ol Rexy's azz

Yep, they're sooo making room for Asomugha.

 

[wildwest450]

Eagles are taking the Super Bowl this year!

Rodgers-Cromartie, Samuel and Asomugha. Drew Brees won't be able to pass on this defense!

Drew's giant mole could pass on your defense.

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