Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[AnonyBrew]

Now insert Seattle's history.

 

[the_bird]

Five years in the past ten. Ain't bad. Wouldn't cut it in New England (our standards are a little higher in these parts), but that's pretty respectable.

Jan. 14, 2007 - NFC Divisional - Chicago 27, Seattle 24

• Jan. 6, 2007 - NFC Wild Card - Seattle 21, Dallas 20

• Feb. 5, 2006 - Super Bowl XL - Pittsburgh 21, Seattle 10

• Jan. 22, 2006 - NFC Championship - Seattle 34, Carolina 14

• Jan. 14, 2006 - NFC Divisional - Seattle 20, Washington 10

• Jan. 8, 2005 - NFC Wild Card - St. Louis 27, Seattle 20

• Jan. 4, 2004 - NFC Wild Card - Green Bay 33, Seattle 27

• Jan. 9, 2000 - AFC Wild Card - Miami 20, Seattle 17

• Dec. 31, 1988 - AFC Divisional - Cincinnati 21, Seattle 13

• Jan. 3, 1988 - AFC Wild Card - Houston 23, Seattle 20

• Dec. 29, 1984 - AFC Divisional - Miami 31, Seattle 10

• Dec. 22, 1984 - AFC Divisional - Seattle 14, L.A. Raiders 7

• Jan. 8, 1984 - AFC Championship - L.A. Raiders 30, Seattle 14

• Dec. 31, 1983 - AFC Divisional - Seattle 27, Miami 20

• Dec. 24, 1983 - AFC Wild Card - Seattle 31, Denver 7

 

[ChshreCat]

You left a couple out..

Jan 5th 2008 Seattle bounced the Redskins out of the playoffs again by 35-14.

The next week the Packers sent the Hawks back to Seattle in that horrible snow game. Seattle was up 14-0 within a few minutes of kickoff, then the deeper the snow got, the more the game went the other way.

I first game was great. Tom Cruise was in the Skins owners box. In the fourth quarter Marcus Trufant picked off a pass and ran it back 78 yards for a touchdown to put the Hawks up by 14. Cruise turned around and left. The Seattle commentators said "See... Jack Nicholson was right about him. You can't HANDLE the TRUF!!!"

 

[AnonyBrew]

All this is just evidence of how much of a hardcore Redskins fan I am. 28 years through the good times & bad times, never routing for another team.....and I've never even lived near them. It'll be hard to shake me.

 

[bob1852]

All this is just evidence of how much of a hardcore Redskins fan I am. 28 years through the good times & bad times, never routing for another team.....and I've never even lived near them. It'll be hard to shake me.

Especially since you live in Arizona now....

Hard to be a Cards fan....

 

[ChshreCat]

I'm goin' to sleep, and when I wake up... it's gonna be FOOTBALL TIME!!!

 

[motobrewer]

im sick of football announcers using the term "scrum"

as a former rugger, the way they use it is ridiculous.

it's not even a good analogy. a pile on top of a loose ball would be closer to a ruck than a scrum.

 

[ChshreCat]

I've never heard them use the term for a pile up on a loose ball. I always hear them use it when there's a large group all on their feet, pushing against each other trying to move the group one way or another. Looks like a scrum to me.

edit: Wait, that was way to polite for this forum. Let me add... "You're WRONG! And you're an IDIOT for thinking that way!" There... that's better.

 

[motobrewer]

I've never heard them use the term for a pile up on a loose ball. I always hear them use it when there's a large group all on their feet, pushing against each other trying to move the group one way or another. Looks like a scrum to me.

edit: Wait, that was way to polite for this forum. Let me add... "You're WRONG! And you're an IDIOT for thinking that way!" There... that's better.

never. it's always "at the bottom of the scrum", when they're trying to figure out post-fumble possession. players on their feet, pushing against each other is also the definition of a ruck. or a maul.

also, childress is the dumbest coach in NFL history

 

[ChshreCat]

Is there going to be anyone left playing for either team when this Hawks/Raiders game is over?

 

[the_bird]

HA! just *knew* that the Pats were going to knock the old man out! Clean shot, too. ****, I don't even begrudge Tavaris throwing a TD, that'll just magnify this week's controversy.

That's it. Chilly's boy came in, he won't let Favre back in. He doesn't want to play him, and Favre will go home if he's not going to start.

PLEASE let the damn Favre era be over.... PLEASE!

 

[motobrewer]

someone give Myron Pryor a virgin. and whoever it was who bounced farve's head on the ground in the first quarter. hot damn, i wish I would have seen that live. stupid trick or treating!

oh, and new england....you're welcome.

 

[Cape Brewing]

(yawwwwn). Nuther week nuther dub-ya. Like clockwork

 

[bob1852]

wow. great stop by the Saints!

 

[Joemama474]

I just gotta say... How's about them Green Bay Packers? Look at 'em there, all alone atop the NFC North... And despite the fact that I hate the Patriots with a passion that burns with the heat of a thousand suns, I must give them a hearty "well done" for the thrashing they put on Brent. Those are the first and only props I will ever send out to the Patriots.

 

[Airborneguy]

Don't all you guys want to know how the guy who roots for two teams dealt with watching them play today? (...and being at the game...)

 

[the_bird]

I just gotta say... How's about them Green Bay Packers? Look at 'em there, all alone atop the NFC North... And despite the fact that I hate the Patriots with a passion that burns with the heat of a thousand suns, I must give them a hearty "well done" for the thrashing they put on Brent. Those are the first and only props I will ever send out to the Patriots.

I really, really hope you meant "Brent" in this sense.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Don't all you guys want to know how the guy who roots for two teams dealt with watching them play today? (...and being at the game...)

Not really

 

[Homercidal]

Oh, SNAP! Detroit is back in it!

Better not be caught looking over your shoulder, Cleveland!

 

[Hugh_Jass]

Oh, SNAP! Detroit is back in it!

Better not be caught looking over your shoulder, Cleveland!

No worries, Homer.

The Browns had the week off. They're gonna be ready to play Sunday. Cleveland is going to win one of the next two.
You have any IPA in stock? If not, you better get busy. 3-7 after week ten That's money in the bank

 

[the_bird]

Where's the dude who was talkin' smack about the Redskins?

 

[motobrewer]

nobody seems to care about them in this tread, but....

cowboys wtF!?

 

[the_bird]

Who's really surprised by a Wade Phillips team that epically underachieves?

 

[dataz722]

Don't all you guys want to know how the guy who roots for two teams dealt with watching them play today? (...and being at the game...)

no

 

[SpanishCastleAle]

Where's the dude who was talkin' smack about the Redskins?

Grossman? Really?

 

[Homercidal]

No worries, Homer.

The Browns had the week off. They're gonna be ready to play Sunday. Cleveland is going to win one of the next two.
You have any IPA in stock? If not, you better get busy. 3-7 after week ten That's money in the bank

It's on my agenda, but I'm not too worried about HAVING to brew it. So who does Cleveland have yet to play??

 

[the_bird]

Grossman? Really?

Dude was talkin' about how the 'Skins were missing their "star" running back - how about when your "star" quarterback gets benched at the game's key moment?

Maybe Shanahan was worried about McNabb throwing up in the huddle while running the two-minute drill again. Makes the field too slippery.

 

[Hugh_Jass]

Next two weeks are the Pats and the Jets. They're going to win one of those.

Then it's off to Jacksonville, Carolina home, @ Miami, @ Buffalo, @ Cincinnati, then home for Baltimore and Pittsburgh.

We'll win 5 games, 6 on the outside. Like the Lions, the Browns' O line is looking a crap-ton better than it has in the past. They have problems in the secondary, but they're a much improved team over last year.

 

[the_bird]

I'm going to do you guys a favor and save you some trouble.

"I don't know how to quit you."

Anyone read the transcript of Moss' postgame remarks? That's a pretty good summation of his feelings right now.

 

[Homercidal]

Next two weeks are the Pats and the Jets. They're going to win one of those.

Then it's off to Jacksonville, Carolina home, @ Miami, @ Buffalo, @ Cincinnati, then home for Baltimore and Pittsburgh.

We'll win 5 games, 6 on the outside. Like the Lions, the Browns' O line is looking a crap-ton better than it has in the past. They have problems in the secondary, but they're a much improved team over last year.

Wow, you have a lot more confidence in the Browns than I have!

Lions have already won their season total from last year, so I'm happy. Anything more is icing on the cake. At least we don't have player controversy. I'd rather root for a team with little talent and great big heart, than a bunch of whiney ass-clowns.