Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[eljefe]

Yet the task isn't complete until another trophy is added to the case, and I don't mean the second place trophy. Second place aint nothing but first loser!

Congrat on the first Heisman in school history. Well deserved. I am a Longhorns fan and depending what sixer you offer, I may be interested. Keeping in the theme of Poo for Pgh and Sorry for living in Pittsburgh, I see nothing better than offering a six pack of 3 Iron City beers and 3 IC Lights. That way you can get a true "taste" of the city.

 

[eljefe]

Im sorry to hear that.

I couldn't agree more. It is tough living in a city that has won 5 World Series, 3 Stanley Cups, and 6 Superbowls. It is really a cruddy place to live.

 

[Grimtas]

Damn tem dirty birds. I always enjoy the Saints/Falcons games very very intertaining to watch.

Who Dat 13-0, First round Bye.

Denver chocked again still looking like a Saints/Colts Big game. One for the record books if both teams pull it off.

 

[HighPlainsDrifter]

December 2009: 2
Cowboys: 0

 

[dontman]

I know I'm biased but when two NFC East teams square off they are some of the best games imaginable.

 

[dataz722]

Jerry Jones must have been able to tell the future when he was building the new scoreboard for the stadium.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pats suck

DAMN IT!!!!!!!

This is getting ridiculous. It's going to be five freakin' years now since we've won a Super Bowl.

 

[dunnright00]

December 2009: 2
Cowboys: 0

Philip Rivers: 16
December: 0


"Is that so?!?"

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sweet... what's their record in January?

"my playoff record makes me poop my pants!"

 

[dataz722]

I see nothing better than offering a six pack of 3 Iron City beers and 3 IC Lights. That way you can get a true "taste" of the city.

Why bother paying to ship those beers to give someone a taste of Pittsburgh? You could just have them go lick the inside of their toilet instead.

 

[babalu87]

CB
Nice boomstick

Philip Rivers: 16
December: 0


"Is that so?!?"

Bet you wish Moss was a Charger
Rivers would have another weapon in his larder
16 in a row teh Bolts have won in December
Just like Lexus says a December to remember
Rivers has never lost in the last month year
Hall of Famers are judged on what they do AFTER parties celebrating New Year​

 

[Lil' Sparky]

December 2009: 2
Cowboys: 0

Yep another dud ending to an otherwise good season.

 

[Dwain]

Well, the good thing is Romo has played solid during the losses. I hope the Saints roll 70 points the defense. Maybe a truly humiliating loss in primetime will cause Jones to get a real coach. I don't hold out much hope though, considering his past. Finally though, the media is starting to talk about the lack of coaching in Dallas. As a side note, with Dallas out of the picture, I can cheer for the Saints & Colts.

 

[eljefe]

Why bother paying to ship those beers to give someone a taste of Pittsburgh? You could just have them go lick the inside of their toilet instead.

Hmm, I know I shouldn't ask this, but how is it that you know what the inside of a toilet tastes like?

 

[greeneyed]

Well, the good thing is Romo has played solid during the losses. I hope the Saints roll 70 points the defense. Maybe a truly humiliating loss in primetime will cause Jones to get a real coach. I don't hold out much hope though, considering his past. Finally though, the media is starting to talk about the lack of coaching in Dallas. As a side note, with Dallas out of the picture, I can cheer for the Saints & Colts.

I think the coaches have hamstrung Romo. They wont let him throw a ball past the linebackers. While his numbers look good and there are fewer INT's, there is no deep threat(and it isn't only because of the receivers). Every once in a while you have to keep the safeties honest. Don't let them creep up to the line. But the OC cannot and will not adjust.
I hope and pray that Jerry is fed up with this coaching staff. And while I know he won't relinquish the reins, at least get someone who can hold players accountable for their actions.

 

[andysim]

Well, the good thing is Romo has played solid during the losses. I hope the Saints roll 70 points the defense. Maybe a truly humiliating loss in primetime will cause Jones to get a real coach. I don't hold out much hope though, considering his past. Finally though, the media is starting to talk about the lack of coaching in Dallas. As a side note, with Dallas out of the picture, I can cheer for the Saints & Colts.

I thought Jerry Jones was the coach:cross:

 

[SpanishCastleAle]

Well, the good thing is Romo has played solid during the losses. I hope the Saints roll 70 points the defense. Maybe a truly humiliating loss in primetime will cause Jones to get a real coach. I don't hold out much hope though, considering his past. Finally though, the media is starting to talk about the lack of coaching in Dallas. As a side note, with Dallas out of the picture, I can cheer for the Saints & Colts.

+1

Out with Wade and in with Shanahan imo. I don't like the coach-in-waiting thing either. Let Garrett get some head coaching experience elsewhere, then he can come back if/when the time is right AND he has shown he's worthy.

Jerry Jones + 10 years = Al Davis

 

[Lil' Sparky]

I think Garrett's play calling has been highly suspect this year. He's shown a lot of promise in the past, but this year hasn't been his best. He's not ready to head coach an NFL team yet IMO.

Now why the hell can't JJ get Cowher to come down here and win us a superbowl?

 

[babalu87]

Now why the hell can't JJ get Cowher to come down here and win us a superbowl?

Because JJ is a ******* who wont leave well enough alone.

He ran Jimmy Johnson out of town, they could have won at least two more Superbowls but the dumb **** ran Jimmy out of town and then hired Forrest Gump who was lucky enough to win one more

 

[greeneyed]

I think Garrett's play calling has been highly suspect this year. He's shown a lot of promise in the past, but this year hasn't been his best. He's not ready to head coach an NFL team yet IMO.

Now why the hell can't JJ get Cowher to come down here and win us a superbowl?

The only time he had a good play calling year was when he had Tony Sparano in his ear guiding him.

 

[Lil' Sparky]

Yep, that's a really good point.

 

[SpanishCastleAle]

Nothing against Cowher, I was one of his 'defenders' in the past when he was with the Shellers. But I'd much rather have Shanahan (I'll gladly take either over Wade). But I dunno if Shanahan would even want to coach the Cowboys as long a JJ is still there.

 

[Lil' Sparky]

That dude is such a knucklehead. Good (maybe great) QB, but what a goober!

 

[Lil' Sparky]

How 'bout them Cowboys!!!

Where's the haters now?

I think this win came at the perfect time. Now they need to take this momentum through the next few games into the playoffs. Watch out NFC!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cowboys blow.

I'm not excited about seeing the Pats get bounced from the playoffs today

 

[Lil' Sparky]

Cowboys blow.

I'm not excited about seeing the Pats get bounced from the playoffs today

They blew the saint out all right.

Pats are going down... Losers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

"blew the saints out"?? Really?

I must have been watching a different game. One touchdown is a "blow out"?

At least you're keeping things in perspective. I suppose the 'Boys are the best 9-5 team in the history of all organized sport.

 

[philrose]

Fins titans-

Hartline what a catch!!

 

[HighPlainsDrifter]

Where's the haters now?

Present

Cowboys go down next week @ FedEx!!:rockin:

 

[Dwain]

"blew the saints out"?? Really?

I must have been watching a different game. One touchdown is a "blow out"?

As amazing as it was to me, remember, I called for a 70 point clowning to induce a coaching purge, the Cowboys spanked their ass. Scored with almost no effort. Suddenly, further proving the lack of coaching, they pulled the secondary back and quit jamming the receivers at the line. Garrett, in the mean time kept calling plays, Jones in the middlle, that didn't work. Had the Cowboys kept the intensity, they would have blown the Saints out, IMO. Their lack of intensity and focus are what has lost them the games they had a lead in this year. These two things are a direct result of coaching. On a final note, the Saints came to win also. To quote Mariuchi, "They ran into a buzz saw tonight".