Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[dunnright00]

Really?? REALLY?? do me a favor.. pull up any website that'll give you any historical standings/scores.

Got it?

Look up how many Super Bowl wins the Pats have in the last decade.

Now look up how many playoffs wins the F'in Chargers have.

All in the past, all in the past.

Patsies are going DOWN!!!1

 

[Dwain]

Dallas has the distinction, IMO, of having the worst coach to have ever won a Super Bowl and that would be Ernest P. Worrell I mean Barry Switzer.

He was such a dumb a$$ that he could have probably won 2 Superbowls if he wasn't such an idiot. All he had to do was let Jimmy Johnson's team alone but him and Jerry Jones were too stupid to do that. I am a life long Cowboys fan, even during the 1-15 season, although there were several that were almost as bad. Until Jerry Jones gets rid of the Cowboys (won't happen) or admits that he wants another Superbowl worse than being called Coach Jones, the 'Boys won't get there. Think about it:
Barry Switzer
Chan Gailey
Jerry Jones picks the quarterback of the future - Quincy Carter
Dave Campo
Bill Parcells - started turning them around even though he's a jerk
Wade Phillips - has reaped what little talent Parcells was able to pickup
The bottom line is that once you win a couple of Superbowls in a decade, your team is ravaged during free agency and your coaching staff is hired out from under you. This is exactly what happened to the Cowboys (Jimmy quit but the others scattered) and now the Patriettes.
The only thing better than seeing the Patriettes get their a$$ handed to them is watching the SD 'Dolts fold under pressure and the Cravens fans running around talking smack because they want someone to have some respect for their pitiful little former Colt team. It reminds me of that commercial where the Shriner is riding that moped saying "Bad to the Bone, Bad to the Bone". Ray Lewis is getting old, better go BACK through the police line up for a linebacker.

reference note:
San Diego Chargers, appeared in Super Bowl XXIX. Last championship 1963.

 

[dunnright00]

The only thing better than seeing the Patriettes get their a$$ handed to them is watching the SD 'Dolts fold under pressure....

We'll see on Sunday.

Although, I think this is going to be the toughest game on our schedule.
The Cowboys offense is going to be tough to stop, but so will Philip and Gates and Sproles and Jackson and Nanee and Tolbert and....hmm. Who else?

 

[babalu87]

All in the past, all in the past.

Patsies are going DOWN!!!1

Wow, your on FIRE
Really, you're on fire what a great comeback
Really

We'll see on Sunday.

Although, I think this is going to be the toughest game on our schedule.
The Cowboys offense is going to be tough to stop, but so will Philip and Gates and Sproles and Jackson and Nanee and Tolbert and....hmm. Who else?

Washed Up SALLY SACK SCRATCHER
Sat down on his team in the playoffs TWICE

 

[dunnright00]

Just past Mashall Faulk & Jim Brown, Fastest to reach 150 TDs...

Washed up...

 

[babalu87]

Just past Mashall Faulk & Jim Brown, Fastest to reach 150 TDs...

Washed up...

Well, he is a ****** that layed down on your team in the playoffs.
No discounting that, sat on the end of the bench like a ******.

3.3 yards per carry = WASHED UP
Even Emmitt Smith had the sense to retire when it got that bad.

He's a stud in the playoffs too, gashed teams for an EPIC 3.6 yards per carry ROFL

http://armchairgm.wikia.com/Lockerroom:The_LaDainian_Tomlinson_Action_Figure!

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/tomlinson-inaction-figure-includes-kung.html

No, no, no. Look at the cleats.

They’d never get that dirty after two rushes for five yards.

If you get the deluxe model, you can buy the little Vizio HDTV for him to watch.

Just like on Super Bowl Sunday!

McFarlane Toys has put out a limited edition Super Bowl Sunday LT wearing shorts, a head band and a knee brace, sitting in a barco-lounger holding a box of tissues, a glock 9mm and a bottle of Mad Dog 20-20.

Get yours while LT is still available kids!

This product is by far the greatest LT thing you could possibly buy. This is him (minus his helmet & huge jacket) sitting on the bench during the AFC Championship game. Teach your kid how to give up in the most important game of the season. Great for all ages.

 

[dataz722]

Well atleast he got them there. Unlike some quaterbacks *cough* romo *cough* that seem to just give up a few weeks before.

 

[dunnright00]

Wow! Now you're on fire!

I would rather he sit down if he's injured. Not gonna help the team at all if you got a pulled groin, hence the low numbers.

But he's not hurt this year, not that we really need him with "Air Turner" at the helm!

 

[greeneyed]

The last loss was not Romo's fault. Defense and special teams layed down. Uncle Wade's defense looked like Keystone Cops out there.

 

[babalu87]

Wow! Now you're on fire!

I would rather he sit down if he's injured. Not gonna help the team at all if you got a pulled groin, hence the low numbers.

But he's not hurt this year, not that we really need him with "Air Turner" at the helm!

He had an owie vs the Patriots in the 07 playoffs and layed down on the team like a DOG

 

[dunnright00]

He had an owie vs the Patriots in the 07 playoffs and layed down on the team like a DOG

Tomasina got an ouchie boo boo last year and layed down for the whole season!

 

[babalu87]

Tomasina got an ouchie boo boo last year and layed down for the whole season!

Brady had reconstructive knee surgery

Ladainian had an owie and pulled himself out of the game in the 07 playoffs and NEVER had any type of work done on that knee.

Ladainian is a ******** and WILL lay down on the Chargers AGAIN

 

[Dwain]

SALLY SACK SCRATCHER

Classic


10 char.

 

[Walker]

You know what....

I like watching the Steelers get beat every bit as much as I like watching the Bengals win.

My UC Bearcats are undefeated and my Bengals are this close to clenching the division.

I need a beer!

 

[dataz722]

I like watching the Steelers get beat

I love it too.

 

[Walker]

I love Joshua Cribbs right now.

 

[Walker]

OMG! Steelers lose to the 1-11 browns!

Christmas came early this year!

 

[dontman]

I like when the Steelers lose but this game was pretty much unwatchable.

I can't believe how many terrible football teams there are this year. And this has translated to soooo many really boring amateurishly played games. Just a pitiful year in general in the NFL.

 

[dataz722]

The superbowl champs have just lost to 3 of the worst teams in football! Santa must really exist!

 

[Hugh_Jass]

Quick...call 9-1-1.

Someone has abducted the Browns and replaced them with a football team.

Few things are finer than a victory over the Steelers

 

[Walker]

Few things are finer than a victory over the Steelers

A complete sweep of the AFC North is MUCH finer.

WHO-DEY!

Here's my laughing tiger:

 

[Hugh_Jass]

A complete sweep of the AFC North is MUCH finer.

WHO-DEY!

Here's my laughing tiger:

It looks more like he's got one wedged in sideways.

 

[babalu87]

Tomlin was right, the Steelers unleashed hell............. on their fans ROFL

http://content.usatoday.com/communi...ell-comment-motivated-their-win-vs-steelers/1

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/09335/1017486-66.stm

We hit the opening of the final month of 2009 with a promise from Steelers coach Mike Tomlin.

"We will unleash hell here in December because we have to. We won't go in a shell. We'll go into attack mode, because that's what's required."



Read more: http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/09335/1017486-66.stm#ixzz0ZOw62GIO

 

[SpanishCastleAle]

We won't go in a shell.

Pittsburgh Shellers imo.

 

[Lil' Sparky]

On my command, unleash hell!

... or roll over and play dead, whichever one's easier.

 

[eljefe]

On my command, unleash hell!

... or roll over and play dead, whichever one's easier.

I have lived in Pgh for all of my life. As like anyone from here, I bleed black and gold. Similarly, there will be genereations who grow up in New England, Indianapolis, and other cities that will be die hard fans because of these teams perenial successes.

All of that being said, I don't mean to be an apologist for a horrible year, and to be honest, this team has been a major disappoinment. However, isn't that what makes the NFL great? I hate New England because I am sick of seeing them being so successful. When it isn't the Steelers in the Superbowl, I always route for the underdog. I hope this year that the Bengals go all the way and win it! If not them, then I hope it is anyone other than New England, Indianapolis and of course Dallas!!!

 

[Dwain]

However, isn't that what makes the NFL great? I hate New England because I am sick of seeing them being so successful.........then I hope it is anyone other than New England, Indianapolis and of course Dallas!!!
.

The odd thing about it is that Dallas hasn't been successful in years. Not really even a threat except to their serious rivals. Even the Dallas/pittsburgh Superbowls of the 70's were great. I mean, even if Swann did push off of Bennie Barnes to make a winning catch and the referees were too incompetent/afraid/paid off to make the call.

 

[dataz722]

I have lived in Pgh for all of my life.

Im sorry to hear that.

 

[Lil' Sparky]

It kind of looks like Pgh would be pronounce "poo". I guess that would be appropriate.

 

[MVKTR2]

*warning supreme gloating alert*


ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!!!
A dominating win that was Oh so Sweet after coming so close last year, only to be bitten by the JP Wilson bug, and of course Tebow's great play.

Yet the task isn't complete until another trophy is added to the case, and I don't mean the second place trophy. Second place aint nothing but first loser!

Schlante,
Phillip

Ps Roll Tide!!! Any Longhorn fans care to put up a sixer, pm me.