Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bluemoose]

Wow, that is pretty soft... and they're gonna need it with Grandpa Tom slowing down the way he has.

Tom Terrific looked faster this year than the past 5. You can say he has lost the deep ball. That would be a fair criticism, but slowing down for Tom is pretty hard to measure cause he was never fast. By comparison, Aaron Rodgers faces a bigger downturn as he ages, just for this reason.
My guess is the Pats go to another Super Bowl next year. Who is going to challenge them in the AFC? Serious question.

 

[HoppyDaze]

your mom

 

[bluemoose]

Thanks for adding insight to the conversation Hoppy.

 

[GenIke]

Tom Terrific looked faster this year than the past 5. You can say he has lost the deep ball. That would be a fair criticism, but slowing down for Tom is pretty hard to measure cause he was never fast. By comparison, Aaron Rodgers faces a bigger downturn as he ages, just for this reason.
My guess is the Pats go to another Super Bowl next year. Who is going to challenge them in the AFC? Serious question.

ummm... Ravens maybe? The bills and dolphins appear to be on the upswing, maybe it wont be free division this year? IT doesnt really matter, America wants Packers/Pats for super bowl 50.

 

[bluemoose]

That'll put the fear of God into the Pats. But but didn't you hear, the Dolphins are on the upswing.

19-0 book it

 

[day_trippr]

Funny, I thought that was your mom, But I normally see her from behind.

My nominee for "Best Post Of The Playoffs"

Cheers!

btw, if you tune in the NFL Network right now you can watch the Patriots dominate Seahawks all over again! Awesome!

Not so awesome: they replayed the whole damned Katy Perry show.
Gawddamn but her voice is total trash...

 

[bob1852]

Is Cape Irish?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...bowl-without-tickets-and-snagged-25000-seats/

 

[jammin]

man its crazy how salty the 12th bag is this week. i can't even be publicly happy about the win w/o hurting some crybaby seahawk fan's feelings

 

[GenIke]

They'll feel better when the Supersonics make the playoffs.

 

[motobrewer]

man its crazy how salty the 12th bag is this week. i can't even be publicly happy about the win w/o hurting some crybaby seahawk fan's feelings

can you blame them? they've been diehard fans for AT LEAST 17 months....at LEAST! think of all the time and effort they've put into "their" team!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Unreal... I'm still in shock. I can't believe I watched that all happen

 

[motobrewer]

yes, cape...we know you were there...

you're the same kind of tool who wore the concert tshirt to school on Monday.

 

[GenIke]

I'm jealous. He was at the most exciting super bowl ever and probably even got to "party" with Warren Sapp.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Doing blow off Sapp's belly is an honor. Props Cape.

 

[day_trippr]

Poor Hoppy's had a rough year football wise.
First, the school he didn't attend loses The Big Game.
Then the team he found on Redone last season didn't repeat.

If all that didn't get him up on the ledge, this might do it:

"Other than re-signing cornerback Darrelle Revis (who would be crazy to go elsewhere) and a handful of other players (safety Devin McCourty, kicker Stephen Gostkowski), the Patriots look to 2015 with the ability to stay largely intact.

By largely intact, I mean that Tom Brady and Bill Belichick will still be quarterback and head coach, and they've always got a shot until that stops being the case.

Here's what's weird: The Patriots could be even better next season.

They've had young players in key roles all season on both offense and (especially) defense, and those players will be one year older and more battle-tested in the upcoming season. Plus, they're notorious for drafting in bulk and attracting veteran free agents, so you've got to know more help is on the way.

There's little reason right now to count out the Patriots for a chance to repeat next year. "

Yer damned skippy.

Cheers! (Repeat! :rockin

 

[paulthenurse]

I love a parade.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

ya, a parade, but they cant get rid of gridlock traffic and people cant get to MGH, dum Dum

 

[the_bird]

Poor Hoppy's had a rough year football wise.
First, the school he didn't attend loses The Big Game.
Then the team he found on Redone last season didn't repeat.

Hoppy will be fine; once he sees which teams are good next year, he'll find a new one to root for. Maybe he'll become a Pats fan!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh man.... The youtube videos of Hawk fans' reactions... Just FAN-tastic.

Those are just NOT going to get old.

"BEAST-MODE!! BEAST-MODE!! BEAST-MODE!!!"...

"Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"

And then they cry.

Just beautiful beautiful stuff.

I am just gonna watch em over and over and over for a month.

 

[paulthenurse]

Maybe we should put an asterisk after Beast Mode?

"Beast Mode!!!!" *

* Beast Mode assumes giving him the ball. Ill conceived pass plays and exceptional defenses negate any potential Beast Mode up side.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hoppy will be fine; once he sees which teams are good next year, he'll find a new one to root for. Maybe he'll become a Pats fan!

That would be the smart choice but I'm guessing a Fins fan.

 

[Fenduh]

I love a parade.

Eh...you've seen one, you've seen four.

 

[HoppyDaze]

*

 

[Cape Brewing]

I can just keep watching it over and over again...

"Yaayyyyyyyy. We're gonna win!!!! Yayyyyy!!! High five! High five! Hig... NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"

hehehehehehe....

So great.

I thought the David Tyree catch was about the worst it could get. Wow, was I wrong.

 

[Darwin18]

Shouldn't you be shoveling your driveway or whatever it is NE's do to stay entertained during the winter.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

We have other hobbies

 

[Darwin18]

One of the very best South Park episodes ever.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Shouldn't you be shoveling your driveway or whatever it is NE's do to stay entertained during the winter.

Nope.... I have a plow-guy come and plow out the driveway. It was spotless already when I got in last night from the airport. I was at the airport because I was flying in from Phoenix where I watched the Patriots win the Super Bowl.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

maybe you should go brew some beer, i dont wanna hear of a beer shortage coming up...

 

[HoppyDaze]

Nope.... I have a plow-guy come and plow out the driveway. It was spotless already when I got in last night from the airport. I was at the airport because I was flying in from Phoenix where I watched the Patriots win the Super Bowl.

You know who else has a plow-guy?

your wife