Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[motobrewer]

you said you played football. we're all wondering in what capacity.

 

[stratslinger]

ooo ooo ooo - I know! He's the guy who hit the ball with his head a lot.

It explains everything.

 

[dobe12]

It really is perfect. Bring back Harvin for the PO and light the tires. Teams won't know what to do.

To help bring the slower readers up to speed. Here's the ridiculous comment that Punity still has yet to defend. He can sling insults, but can't back up his own stupid words.

 

[the_bird]

Maybe it's more of a Rex Ryan thing, that involves feet and balls but isn't a sport, per se.

 

[motobrewer]

To help bring the slower readers up to speed. Here's the ridiculous comment that Punity still has yet to defend. He can sling insults, but can't back up his own stupid words.

kettle, meet dobe.

 

[dobe12]

I love new blood Christmas came late boys!

With a name like 'Finsfan', you I just feel sorry for. How'd the season work out for your team?

 

[finsfan]

To help bring the slower readers up to speed. Here's the ridiculous comment that Punity still has yet to defend. He can sling insults, but can't back up his own stupid words.

Harvin hasnt played yet, so can he really back it up before he does?

 

[user 574]

Summary:
Cape's a ******.
Hoppy's a moron.
Punity's an *******.
Moto's an *******, who's gotten slightly less assholey over the years.
Bluemoose is actually Elvis.
DesertBrew's screws & eats ***** 20 years younger than him.
Most everyone else... they're all ********, too.

fixed it

 

[finsfan]

With a name like 'Finsfan', you I just feel sorry for. How'd the season work out for your team?

A lot better than you are working out in this thread. If the worst thing I have going for me is that my NFL team loses 50% of the time, im doing more then alright

 

[Punity]

Harvin hasnt played yet, so can he really back it up before he does?

Hey hey he played once

 

[Punity]

fixed it

Touche haha

 

[stratslinger]

Relevant (this was to FinsFan)

 

[finsfan]

Hey hey he played once

I was backing you up there :smack:

 

[Cape Brewing]

With a name like 'Finsfan', you I just feel sorry for. How'd the season work out for your team?

What position did you play? You sound like you were really good at it. I can tell.

 

[Punity]

And we all saw how lightning fast he was and how the D couldn't contain him. Best player in football if wasn't for playing in only one game the favorite for MVP


There I answered your question now please tell us about your special teams experience

 

[finsfan]

What position did you play? You sound like you were really good at it. I can tell.

Goalie, havent you heard?! Soccer > football is the new 2014 thing I guess

 

[dobe12]

Harvin hasnt played yet, so can he really back it up before he does?

Oh god... I really hope you are this stupid!

 

[Punity]

Goalie, havent you heard?! Soccer > football is the new 2014 thing I guess

Hey soccer is spelled football for the misinformed

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh god... I really hope you are this stupid!

Do you not remember what position it was?

 

[finsfan]

Oh god... I really hope you are this stupid!

Just when I thought this thread couldnt get more obnoxious, you chime in

Thanks for your contributions. You have brought life back in the thread with your codswallop (for all you soccer fans)

 

[dobe12]

Just when I thought this thread couldnt get more obnoxious, you chime in

Thanks for your contributions. You have brought life back in the thread with your codswallop

At least someone is contributing something. You are welcome!

Here's my stat sheet: http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/5197/percy-harvin

 

[Cape Brewing]

At least someone is contributing something. You are welcome! Here's my stat sheet: http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/5197/percy-harvin

Oh my God!!!! You're Percy Harvin!?!?!

Holy crap!!! You suck.

 

[Punity]

Hmmmmmm

 

[dobe12]

Oh my God!!!! You're Percy Harvin!?!?!

Holy crap!!! You suck.

If buy suck you mean

"And we all saw how lightning fast he was and how the D couldn't contain him. Best player in football if wasn't for playing in only one game the favorite for MVP"

Then yes... I suck.

 

[Cape Brewing]

If buy suck you mean "And we all saw how lightning fast he was and how the D couldn't contain him. Best player in football if wasn't for playing in only one game the favorite for MVP" Then yes... I suck.

I think you're lying. I don't think you're really Percy Harvin

 

[finsfan]

Then yes... I suck.

Straight from the horses ass! I mean mouth!

 

[Punity]

I think you're lying. I don't think you're really Percy Harvin

Very suspicious indeed. Quick how many games have you played goalie in?

 

[dobe12]

I scored 4 goals in one game

 

[Cape Brewing]

I scored 4 goals in one game

I knew you were lying. That's not Percy Harvin

 

[Punity]

I knew you were lying. That's not Percy Harvin

Pretty sure that's Sanchez/Genos QB coach