Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

by the way... did anone happen to catch Brady's press conference after the game? He was rocking the big white V-neck sweater thing... He looked dashing... c'mon... let's all be comfortable in our sexuality, be adults, and just admit it... as well as one of the best ever to play the game, he's a damn handsome man. I can admit that.

Peyton may have the stats this year but he can't pull off that sweater.

 

[Punity]

by the way... did anone happen to catch Brady's press conference after the game? He was rocking the big white V-neck sweater thing... He looked dashing... c'mon... let's all be comfortable in our sexuality, be adults, and just admit it... as well as one of the best ever to play the game, he's a damn handsome man. I can admit that.

Peyton may have the stats this year but he can't pull off that sweater.

Bradys hair is quite luxurious

 

[HoppyDaze]

by the way... did anone happen to catch Brady's press conference after the game? He was rocking the big white V-neck sweater thing... He looked dashing... c'mon... let's all be comfortable in our sexuality, be adults, and just admit it... as well as one of the best ever to play the game, he's a damn handsome man. I can admit that.

Peyton may have the stats this year but he can't pull off that sweater.

I have no problems with you being comfortable about being sexually attracted to Tom Brady. A great step forward and congrats on coming out! :fro:

 

[BreezyBrew]

Brady's forehead is alien-sized.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Brady's forehead is alien-sized.

I think you're confusing with Peyton Manning... easy mistake for someone who's into football.

 

[pluchar]

I think you're confusing with Peyton Manning... easy mistake for someone who's into football.

Ditto. Manning looks like a goon.

 

[Krovitz]

Did anyone else notice, after Amendola got knocked out, he was walking into the locker room with the coaches and all of sudden spun around like he heard something and was ready to fight? Did he get sh!t talk from his own sideline?

 

[day_trippr]

I don't think you can attach anything to the actions of someone whose head is currently surrounded by circling cartoon birdies...

Cheers!

 

[pluchar]

Yea he was not in his own body at that time. Has no idea where he was at

 

[bluemoose]

Did anyone else notice, after Amendola got knocked out, he was walking into the locker room with the coaches and all of sudden spun around like he heard something and was ready to fight? Did he get sh!t talk from his own sideline?

Nah, he heard the bell and was ready to go back in.

By the way, I will be retiring my patriots sweatshirt and wearing a white v-neck sweater on game day.

 

[lschiavo]

by the way... did anone happen to catch Brady's press conference after the game? He was rocking the big white V-neck sweater thing... He looked dashing... c'mon... let's all be comfortable in our sexuality, be adults, and just admit it... as well as one of the best ever to play the game, he's a damn handsome man. I can admit that.

Peyton may have the stats this year but he can't pull off that sweater.

Wow man. Brady's got you bent over. He wears an afghan in an iterview and turns you on? My grandma knitted that thing in the sixties and we just dropped it off at Vinnies a week ago.

 

[user 574]

Brady certainly is going 70s style. Problem is that sweater came from his mom's closet.

And last week

And this one, just because

 

[jammin]

It's cool, you can stick to your washed out rocker shirts and keep dream'n about the good ol' days

 

[Krovitz]

The man is a dream boat but his haircut is worse than mine, and I'm poor and cut my own hair.

 

[ChshreCat]

I think you're confusing with Peyton Manning... easy mistake for someone who's into football.

Peyton has enough forehead for six normal men.

 

[HoppyDaze]

That Woodhead dude is a tough bastard...

 

[Darwin18]

Jesus Christ people...wipe the Brady spooge off your faces. He failed to convert a 4th down and threw a pick in the last three minutes of the game. Any ****ing professional QB could score a TD drive against a Ryan led defense when given three attempts in the two minute drill. Unreal. Spit the balls out of your mouths and realize that the Saints basically handed the Pats the game with terrible clock management, celebrating the win well before the end of the game, and failing to convert even one crucial first down that would have ended the game. If you really want to kneel down in front of the Patriots and take one in the face then do so in front of their defense which is the only reason Brady was even in a position to get 3 series in the final three minutes.

 

[FermentusMaximus]

Yeah but that was a SWEET pass in the last few seconds.

 

[Darwin18]

Congratulations? Brady completed a nice pass in the last few seconds against a defense that had no timeouts, could not substitute, and had been celebrating a win for the last few minutes. Any professional quarterback could do that. Let's just ignore the pick that he threw minutes before and the failed 4th down conversion so that we can kneel down in front of Brady, unbutton his designer trousers, and take a full on load in the face, and then ask for another and another and another.

I mean, ****, Geno Smith led the Jets to a game winning FG against Atlanta a few weeks ago.

 

[finsfan]

Congratulations? Brady completed a nice pass in the last few seconds against a defense that had no timeouts, could not substitute, and had been celebrating a win for the last few minutes. Any professional quarterback could do that. Let's just ignore the pick that he threw minutes before and the failed 4th down conversion so that we can kneel down in front of Brady, unbutton his designer trousers, and take a full on load in the face, and then ask for another and another and another.

I mean, ****, Geno Smith led the Jets to a game winning FG against Atlanta a few weeks ago.

Somebodies getting anxious about this weekends game. Trust me, I wanted the pats to lose just as much as you did but that last drive was pretty prefect. Yeah the saints gave them the game when they didnt get a 1st down, and also when one of the corners threw a pats WR out of bounds with 30 some seconds left, but the pats still made the plays to win.

I wouldnt brag too much about beating the falcons, they suck this year. I do hope the jets beat the pats this weekend. As unlikely at that is, crazier things have happened this year. Did you see St. Louis sunday? And lets not give the pats too much credit either, they aren't as good as the Chiefs this year.

 

[Darwin18]

I'll also add that I did watch that game and it was great comeback by the Pats to win it. Brady led a great drive, albeit on his third attempt, to win the game. But just a few moments after the winning drive, I turned to my wife and told her, "The media is going to be sucking Brady's dick all week after this."

Sure enough, Peter King runs off a million word article on MMQB. Nothing but passing mention of the failed 4th down conversion and the INT, the Pats defense which deserve 90% of the credit for the win, or the Saints which deserve 100% of the blame for celebrating too early and losing the game. No, no, no. It's all about how amazing "Tom Terrific" is. Puke.

 

[Darwin18]

Somebodies getting anxious about this weekends game. Trust me, I wanted the pats to lose just as much as you did but that last drive was pretty prefect. Yeah the saints gave them the game when they didnt get a 1st down, and also when one of the corners threw a pats WR out of bounds with 30 some seconds left, but the pats still made the plays to win.

I wouldnt brag too much about beating the falcons, they suck this year. I do hope the jets beat the pats this weekend. As unlikely at that is, crazier things have happened this year. Did you see St. Louis sunday? And lets not give the pats too much credit either, they aren't as good as the Chiefs this year.

Not one Jets player, coach, or fan is worried about the Pats this weekend. We all know that Pats will go down this weekend. Their offense is wildly over-rated, and they needed three Geno Smith picks and a Jets fumble to win a 13-10 game. There's no Vince Wilfork in this game either. Amendola is injured (AGAIN) and Talib is likely out as well.

Brady can't throw, catch, run, or defend the ball on every play. Jets win this one easily, with style, and as always with class. I eagerly await every zoomed in camera shot of Brady with that pained, whinny look on his face after every sack.

 

[finsfan]

Not one Jets player, coach, or fan is worried about the Pats this weekend. We all know that Pats will go down this weekend. Their offense is wildly over-rated, and they needed four Geno Smith picks to win a 13-10 game. There's no Vince Wilfork in this game either. Amendola is injured (AGAIN) and Talib is likely out as well.

Brady can't throw, catch, run, or defend the ball on every play. Jets win this one easily, with style, and as always with class. I eagerly await every zoomed in camera shot of Brady with that pained, whinny look on his face after every sack.

Its tough to say, but I hope you're right.

 

[bluemoose]

Not one Jets player, coach, or fan is worried about the Pats this weekend. We all know that Pats will go down this weekend. Their offense is wildly over-rated, and they needed three Geno Smith picks and a Jets fumble to win a 13-10 game. There's no Vince Wilfork in this game either. Amendola is injured (AGAIN) and Talib is likely out as well.

Brady can't throw, catch, run, or defend the ball on every play. Jets win this one easily, with style, and as always with class. I eagerly await every zoomed in camera shot of Brady with that pained, whinny look on his face after every sack.

This isn't the delusional football trash talk thread.

 

[Darwin18]

This isn't the delusional football trash talk thread.

The only delusion is the Pats being anywhere near competitive this weekend.

Ooo...I'm so afraid of Aaron Dobson and Julian Edleman....said no one ever.

The only thing they have going for them is their defense, and with Talib, Wilfork, and now likely Mayo out, they're toast.

They'll be trying to come up for excuses this point next week when Miami has their way with them too.

 

[Accidic]

Ducks just rolled the Huskies for the tenth year in a row. They are dominant. They would easily beat the Patriots.

Jaguars I *MIGHT* give you but seriously? That's absurd even for you.

Nahhhhhh... Amendola is tough as nails... should be back any second.

This isn't a conspiracy. Outside of say, Percy Harvin, Danny Amendola is one of the most injury prone WRs in the league. He's like a stick man made out of matches in a sandpaper factory.

Brady can't throw, catch, run, or defend the ball on every play. Jets win this one easily, with style, and as always with class. I eagerly await every zoomed in camera shot of Brady with that pained, whinny look on his face after every sack.

I'm pretty sure I heard the Twilight Zone theme playing in the background after reading that post. Congratulations.

This isn't the delusional football trash talk thread.

Where the hell have you been? All I've seen are delusions and Trash sans talk in this thread since I got here.

 

[motobrewer]

Ducks just rolled the Huskies for the tenth year in a row. They are dominant. They would easily beat the Patriots.

I think you meant to say:

The football team of some college I never went to just rolled the the football team of a different college I never went to for the tenth year in a row. They are dominant. They would easily beat the Patriots.

 

[Punity]

Not one Jets player, coach, or fan is worried about the Pats this weekend. We all know that Pats will go down this weekend. Their offense is wildly over-rated, and they needed three Geno Smith picks and a Jets fumble to win a 13-10 game. There's no Vince Wilfork in this game either. Amendola is injured (AGAIN) and Talib is likely out as well.

Brady can't throw, catch, run, or defend the ball on every play. Jets win this one easily, with style, and as always with class. I eagerly await every zoomed in camera shot of Brady with that pained, whinny look on his face after every sack.

This coming from a man who's team just got rolled by a winless gutless Steelers team?

 

[Krovitz]

Ooo...I'm so afraid of Aaron Dobson and Julian Edleman....said no one ever.

And Pats fans are so afraid of....uhh...gimme a minute...um.. Well I'm sure one of your players will suck less than the rest by the end of the season.

 

[Darwin18]

This coming from a man who's team just got rolled by a winless gutless Steelers team?

Trap game, and 19-6 is not getting "rolled".