Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bob1852]

Woh. Had to go back 9 pages to ketchup fom yesterday. Some people 'round here didn't earn their paycheck today. I'll be back with 6 responses just to annoy our northern AZ member

Thanks, dick.

your signature... listing "air" for three of your primary fermenters and for two of your kegs... that also makes you look like a complete ****tard.

No truer words have ever been said.

 

[McBrewskie]

Russell Wilson would kick the sh!t out of Brady and bone his wife...

Um no, he'd rob Brady and rape his wife, just like how we all know you don't win with QBs like him.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No truer words have ever been said.

(nodding in agreement)

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Dataz has been quiet. I wonder if he's huddled in his Fortress of Solitude for some reason. I wonder if something is going on tonight????.....

 

[Cape Brewing]

holy fck AZ.... dude!!!!!! 29 freakin' thousand posts?!?!?! Are you kidding?!?!?

A HOBBY DUDE!!! GET ONE

 

[Cape Brewing]

Dataz has been quiet. I wonder if he's huddled in his Fortress of Solitude for some reason. I wonder if something is going on tonight????.....

probably stroking his flacco

 

[the_bird]

probably stroking his flacco

Isn't that the same thing as "Whiskey Dick"?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

probably stroking his flacco

No. The other birds are about ready to take the field. Probably snuggled up in his My Little Pony jammies with his fingers crossed.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh sht. That's right. I totally forgot the O's were playing. Damn. Gotta root for em no??

A-Rod benched. That's awesome. Only five years at about $27mm per left. Atta boy Georgie!!

Back on topic!!!

Pats rule. Your teams sucks.

 

[HoppyDaze]

... somehow, I'm not thinking that Gisele's panties are getting moist thinking about Russell Wilson.

Incidentally, your signature... listing "air" for three of your primary fermenters and for two of your kegs... that also makes you look like a complete ****tard.

That'a a hell of a strong opinion for something so insignificant. Who's the we-tod? It ain't me...

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

That'a a hell of a strong opinion for something so insignificant. Who's the we-tod? It ain't me...

Are you still at this? Just come to grips with it mang, you're team's middle of the road at best. As is the QB. I'll give ya the D, they're a'ight, but I've seen better.

 

[motobrewer]

A-Rod benched.

jesus ****ing christ you just gave me a drunk aneurism

 

[Cape Brewing]

Mission accomplished!

 

[motobrewer]

Mission accomplished!

you dont....you dont even KNOW how ****ing hard i was googling....

samples:
"a-rod"
"aaron rodgers"
"a-rod injury"
"aaron rodgers IR"
"aaron rogers hit against colts"
"why is cape brewing posting that aaron rodgers is injured?!?!"

 

[Punity]

you dont....you dont even KNOW how ****ing hard i was googling....

samples:
"a-rod"
"aaron rodgers"
"a-rod injury"
"aaron rodgers IR"
"aaron rogers hit against colts"
"why is cape brewing posting that aaron rodgers is injured?!?!"

Haha epic freakout

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

i wish the Bears didn't have a bye this week. There's people posting on this thread who really need to see what a quality, professional defense looks like.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot, Discount Double Check, also known as a rod, is totally over rated.

~Bear down, Chicago Bears~

 

[Punity]

i wish the Bears didn't have a bye this week. There's people posting on this thread who really need to see what a quality, professional defense looks like.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot, Discount Double Check, also known as a rod, is totally over rated.

~Bear down, Chicago Bears~

Don't worry ones playing this week

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Don't worry ones playing this week

Meh, maybe on Madden '13.

 

[Punity]

Meh, maybe on Madden '13.

Whatever makes you happy make sure you put on rookie so you win the game big

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Whatever makes you happy make sure you put on rookie so you win the game big

Ouch, that's harsh. Whatever.... I was gonna pull for the Pats this week, but if you guys are all like..... nah, I can't cheer for Seattle. Their fan base offends my football sensibilities.

 

[Punity]

Ouch, that's harsh. Whatever.... I was gonna pull for the Pats this week, but if you guys are all like..... nah, I can't cheer for Seattle. Their fan base offends my football sensibilities.

Haha that's fine I'll do enough cheering for you. Sorry the bears are on a bye I needed Tillman for fantasy

 

[Punity]

Ouch, that's harsh. Whatever.... I was gonna pull for the Pats this week, but if you guys are all like..... nah, I can't cheer for Seattle. Their fan base offends my football sensibilities.

And by sensibilities do you mean letting your QB get hit on more than Brady at Capes house

 

[Punity]

Cause if not then we need to wait until we matchup till we discuss who's top 5 D is better.

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Haha that's fine I'll do enough cheering for you. Sorry the bears are on a bye I needed Tillman for fantasy

You n' me both! Dude's a farkin' hawk!!

And by sensibilities do you mean letting your QB get hit on more than Brady at Capes house

Yes, yes I do. Leave our O line out of this. You should know by now, they don't give a single rat's anus about the QB, or the passing game, never have. It takes a tough SOB to take snaps in Chicago. Da Bears are, have, and will be about defense and the ground game. It's a mindset that predates me, and is engrained in the city's football culture.

Now, let's focus on the goal here. We need the Queens and the Cheese to lose. There's another team in the division too, but I forget their name. It'd be nice to see HappyDays eat his words too, so if the Seahawks lose at home, I'll smile. I couldn't care less about the AFL, but I'd like to see Peyton do well too. And really, just outta principal, I hope Tampa loses (or are they off too?), their coach is a fvcking girl, and they deserve to lose every one from here out.

Cause if not then we need to wait until we matchup till we discuss who's top 5 D is better.

I like the way you think! That would be a great matchup for sure.

 

[Punity]

You n' me both! Dude's a farkin' hawk!!

Yes, yes I do. Leave our O line out of this. You should know by now, they don't give a single rat's anus about the QB, or the passing game, never have. It takes a tough SOB to take snaps in Chicago. Da Bears are, have, and will be about defense and the ground game. It's a mindset that predates me, and is engrained in the city's football culture.

Now, let's focus on the goal here. We need the Queens and the Cheese to lose. There's another team in the division too, but I forget their name. It'd be nice to see HappyDays eat his words too, so if the Seahawks lose at home, I'll smile. I couldn't care less about the AFL, but I'd like to see Peyton do well too. And really, just outta principal, I hope Tampa loses (or are they off too?), their coach is a fvcking girl, and they deserve to lose every one from here out.

I like the way you think! That would be a great matchup for sure.

Your Oline is the problem meet our pass rush and Cutler and Rodgers will have something In common. But to this week I could care less if the hawks are a write off for the pats. Your a team on the road against the top D in the league talk all the S you want but to think you'll come in and run away I wish we could watch the game together.

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Your Oline is the problem meet our pass rush and Cutler and Rodgers will have something In common. But to this week I could care less if the hawks are a write off for the pats. Your a team on the road against the top D in the league talk all the S you want but to think you'll come in and run away I wish we could watch the game together.

Do what now?

Our O line is a problem, no doubt. There's no way to tell what would happen in a game between the Bears and the Pats this year. Surely, your D would give Cutler fits, but our ground game could (in theory) help out with that. Our D's as top notch as yours, and would surely give your O fits as well. I think it'd be a great matchup, not just as a Bears fan, but as a football fan. I'm gonna stick with the "too bad we're playing the (AFC) South this year", since all else is speculation and "S" talking.

 

[Punity]

IM a hawks Fan, not the Pats i was saying our two top 5 Ds meeting will be great but with our pass rush Cutler and the grass will have to find an apt together beucase of all the time they will get to know each other.
I was talking to Pats fans that pencil this a win ask the '10 saints fans how that worked out for them an their D was a little better than 30th and ours was far from top 5/ #1

Its a good matchup for the year #1 O vs #1 D cant wait to see Brady getting miffed because his skrit gets ruffled.

 

[Punity]

Do what now?

Our O line is a problem, no doubt. There's no way to tell what would happen in a game between the Bears and the Pats this year. Surely, your D would give Cutler fits, but our ground game could (in theory) help out with that. Our D's as top notch as yours, and would surely give your O fits as well. I think it'd be a great matchup, not just as a Bears fan, but as a football fan. I'm gonna stick with the "too bad we're playing the (AFC) South this year", since all else is speculation and "S" talking.

I see your Avatar on my phone and all i see is you in a huge brady jersey, no insult but all i see is I heart NE

 

[Cape Brewing]

I love all of lubing up over Seattles D. You guys are talking about them like they have gone two seasons without letting up a TD. It's been five games and who have they played so far?? And even at that, they should be 2-3.

They had effin 14 sacks against a shty Packer team and STILL lost that game.

I think there is a certain Mr Wolf quote that comes to mind in situations like this.

 

[Punity]

I love all of lubing up over Seattles D. You guys are talking about them like they have gone two seasons without letting up a TD. It's been five games and who have they played so far?? And even at that, they should be 2-3.

They had effin 14 sacks against a shty Packer team and STILL lost that game.

I think there is a certain Mr Wolf quote that comes to mind in situations like this.

We must be looking at different teams because I could.only find the 3-2 hawks.

But say what you will as you do and I'll be back Monday to rehash the game.