Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[motobrewer]

Yup. Sure did

 

[ThirstyPawsHB]

haha...sit your azz down bitch..says McDonald

 

[user 574]

Wtf. You hit me in the helmet with your hand?!?

 

[day_trippr]

Yeah, that call was almost as lame as Roethlisberger's sell job.
In other news, Fitzpatrick Still Blows...

 

[user 574]

http://dailysnark.com/breaking-clay-matthews-suspended-by-the-nfl-for-jimmy-garropolo-tearing-his-acl/

 

[Kent88]

I don't care about the link, I'll always like something that reminds me of Clay Matthews acting like a frustrated baby.

Somebody should've called him a whaambulance.

The Aaron Rodgers rule still sucks, though.

 

[davidabcd]

I wouldn't say I'm a fanatic; I like watching the Lions when they have a remote chance of winning. They did go above .500 the past two years. Sometimes they're an easy win for an opponent but they can make it interesting also.
So is NE being NE and they'll pick up steam or the other thing?
I watched and was very surprised, I kept waiting for the comeback, even into the final minutes.

 

[Kent88]

I think that the Browns winning just broke football for a week. NE, MN, and GB all lost games in lolwut fashion that they should've won easily. The Philly Iggles almost gave up a game to the Colts.

When the browns actually win games it just breaks reality for a week.

 

[day_trippr]

That seems legit.
I was working on a field stone wall and walkway all weekend and was so gassed I slept through the entire Pats game. From what I read the next morning that was lucky for me...

 

[HoppyDaze]

It looked a little different than their typical early season struggles. They don't seem to have any good players at the skill positions. Maybe Edleman and Gordon with change all that...

 

[bob1852]

Tom Brady looks like he's been mixing in a nightshade or two in his diet.

So pathetic that he even cheats on his diet. Once a cheater...

 

[Cape Brewing]

(Yawn)

Same grasping Pats fans have heard for EIGHTEEN years now.

God. Eighteen years they have been just absolutely shtistomping the league.

I guess I understand the circle jerk over the Pats even getting a penalty. That much btichslapping over that amount of time would cause even the most rational NFL spectator to bunch up their panties.

 

[Kent88]

26-10

 

[Cape Brewing]

 

[Kent88]

 

[Cape Brewing]

So?

I dont get it

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hold on... let me try your way of trash talking...

Hey Moto!!! Aaron Rodgers threw an incomplete pass in the third quarter this past Sunday!!

BURRRRRRRRRN!

NUFF SAID!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I like this...

Hey Hoppy!!! Nice run for no gain by Rashaad Penny on first and ten in the first quarter the other day!! BTICH!!!!

That’s gotta sting!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Am I doing it right? Feels like I am

 

[Kent88]

Not really, but A for effort.

 

[bob1852]

So uppity, Cape.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Whatever Az... your comment is an inside joke that is probably only appreciated by about 80% of the users on this thread... and therefore does not have maximum effect!

BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!

I’m fckin’ awesome at this

 

[bluemoose]

Lemme try this.

Tom Brady is so bad he’s only been to the Super Bowl in half his seasons.

Is that how it works, ESPKent?

 

[Cape Brewing]

No, no, no.... you’re way off.

You have to take something that is not at all worth even mentioning given how insignificant it is to the big picture, and then make it like it is the greatest burn ever.

Give it another try. You’ll nail it.

 

[jlinz]

Yes, the Pats have dominated, but all things must come to an end. Looks like that time is coming. Also looks like the Chiefs are on the ascent.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Nailed it!

 

[Cape Brewing]

That guy hit the ball outta the park!! That Kent dude mist be giving lessons offline.

 

[jlinz]

Tom Brady cheated on his diet. Therefore, he cannot be [emoji238]. Wait, did somebody already do that one?

 

[Rodent]

.

 

[bob1852]

Whatever Az... your comment is an inside joke that is probably only appreciated by about 80% of the users on this thread... and therefore does not have maximum effect!

BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!

I’m fckin’ awesome at this

Your mom has only been appreciated by about 80% of the users on this thread.

Ka--Boom!!!!