Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[fosaisu]

We need way more noobs next season. This year, anyone who stepped in got frightened away almost instantly. There is that crappy.... Bronco fan..... is it? But still

Regardless, we need more quality noob quotes to work with.

Your towering intellect just scares 'em away.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Your stupid face scares them away

 

[HoppyDaze]

Noooooo! Hoppy, don't do... eh do what you gotta do.

class

 

[fosaisu]

Your stupid face scares them away

My point exactly. How are newbies supposed to keep up with your razor-sharp wit?

 

[bluemoose]

class

Nothing but. Preciate you noticing.

 

[HoppyDaze]

you put the @ss in class

 

[BongoYodeler]

I figured today would be timely for my first post in this thread.

 

[bob1852]

My point exactly. How are newbies supposed to keep up with your razor-sharp wit?

He puts his own spin on the classic wit.

 

[Cape Brewing]

He puts his own spin on the classic wit.

You're a creepy stalker who stalks.... creepily

 

[Cape Brewing]

I figured today would be timely for my first post in this thread.

Speaking of the Cowboys.... I don't hate it that everyone now refers to the Pats as "America's Team"

 

[user 574]

Yeah, uhm... No. Pats or Cowboys.

 

[fosaisu]

You're a creepy stalker who stalks.... creepily

Aw ****, another classic zinger, he can't be stopped! How's a newbie supposed to compete? You should start rooting for the Browns to even the playing field a bit.

 

[Cape Brewing]

So troo

View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1487807856.233870.jpg

 

[user 574]

Why the f*ck does Kraft still wear those 1980's light blue / white collar dress shirts. I'm thinking dementia.

 

[HoppyDaze]

because he's a fvcking retard

 

[Cape Brewing]

Incurable diseases.

I pity you both

 

[user 574]

No, and you should change your business attire as well.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Patriots fans really believe other people give a sh!t and that's funny.

 

[day_trippr]

And yet, here you are, raging...

 

[HoppyDaze]

Raging, eh?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Seriously Seattle should give a sh!t about someone like SF.

 

[GenIke]

No, and you should change your business attire as well.

Funny that there's already a meme of Kraft's crappy eighties shirt AND the culture of institutionalized cheating.

 

[day_trippr]

So...

 

[GenIke]

Which one did he give to Putin?

 

[day_trippr]

When you have as many rings as he does, it doesn't matter...

 

[GenIke]

I looked it up... It's the middle one. Kraft just cucked out and let him take it. Sad story actually.

 

[fosaisu]

I looked it up... It's the middle one. Kraft just cucked out and let him take it. Sad story actually.

You can probably pay for a lot of golden showers with one super bowl ring.

 

[Cape Brewing]

So true Aaron...

https://youtu.be/X9M79aB1RS4

 

[Paps]

Do you guys go through this much mindless rabble each off season?

 

[stratslinger]

Nope. Sometimes there's even more.