Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Happy Snow Bowl Anniversary everyone!

A perfect interpretation of the Tuck Rule that launched the greatest franchise in all of sports

 

[motobrewer]

Come on Rog! We haven't been that bad in a long time. It'll be fun..... for some people!

Hey remember when lebowski posted this and solidified Patriots fans as the worst people in human history?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hey the Wisconsin Badger was the quickest cheesehead to figure it out. Its Massachusetts history. Its your history.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hey Hoppy,

Anymore SeahawkLeaks from Petey? Rumor has it from quality reporting Mortenson that high level picks are being taken away. I guess this knocks them out of the wildcard playoffs for a loooong time. Habitual line stepperer overerers!!!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hey remember when lebowski posted this and solidified Patriots fans as the worst people in human history?

Moto when are you coming to Masstoberfest?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Hey Hoppy,

Anymore SeahawkLeaks from Petey? Rumor has it from quality reporting Mortenson that high level picks are being taken away. I guess this knocks them out of the wildcard playoffs for a loooong time. Habitual line stepperer overerers!!!

Yeah, failure to report Sherman's injury...makes total sense considering he didn't miss snap.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

"Adderral's a hell of a drug."

 

[paulthenurse]

Yeah, failure to report Sherman's injury...makes total sense considering he didn't miss snap.

Roger would take away a Pats draft pick if they failed to report that TB has hangnail.

 

[motobrewer]

I'm not a badger.

It's not my history. I have no ties to Boston, or the east coast in general. Maybe your distant relatives were dumb enough to believe in witches and had to crush people under rocks because they were hysteric religious extremists, but not mine.

I will never attend loserfest.

Any more questions?

 

[motobrewer]

"Pattern of willfull violations"...sounds like the Seahawks should get the death penalty.

Remember when everyone was surprised the cooter Carroll brought his cheating ways from USC to Seattle?

Wait that one didn't happen. Nobody was surprised.

 

[day_trippr]

[...]Any more questions?

Ever brew beer?

 

[motobrewer]

Brew what?

 

[Cape Brewing]

"Pattern of willfull violations"...sounds like the Seahawks should get the death penalty.

Remember when everyone was surprised the cooter Carroll brought his cheating ways from USC to Seattle?

Wait that one didn't happen. Nobody was surprised.

I can't imagine anyone being surprised. The Seahawks have a long-established culture of cheating.

 

[day_trippr]

Ahahahahahahahaha! Feeling oppressed much?

 

[motobrewer]

Does it bother anyone else that the patriot logo is surprisingly close to the state of North Carolina?

 

[GenIke]

Yup, they're basically the panthers. I'll bet Tom wimps out and doesn't dive on the fumble this weekend.

 

[motobrewer]

That's all I'm saying, really

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I'm not a badger.


Any more questions?

Hahahahahah Pounce the Panther!?!?!?!!!! Hold on I'll get back to this. My startup just got bought out by Panasonic. I'm a lil busy. There's so much to ask.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Yup, they're basically the panthers. I'll bet Tom wimps out and doesn't dive on the fumble this weekend.

You mean the NFC wuss team?

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm not a badger.

It's not my history. I have no ties to Boston, or the east coast in general. Maybe your distant relatives were dumb enough to believe in witches and had to crush people under rocks because they were hysteric religious extremists, but not mine.

I will never attend loserfest.

Any more questions?

I'm curious. What in the world makes you think you were invited?

🙂

 

[Cape Brewing]

Six straight AFC Championship games.

Another new record for the GOAT

 

[motobrewer]

I'm curious. What in the world makes you think you were invited?

🙂

I don't want to be invited. Lebowski asked if I was going. Maybe you guys should have a dick meeting beforehand so you can get your dicks all in a row. Tripper will be here to add emojis and teen slang.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I don't want to be invited. Lebowski asked if I was going. Maybe you guys should have a dick meeting beforehand so you can get your dicks all in a row. Tripper will be here to add emojis and teen slang.

I rescind the invitation.

 

[motobrewer]

I rescind the invitation.

That's cute.

"No, I'M dumping YOU!"

Ok, lebowski.

Ok.

 

[paulthenurse]

Lighten up, Francis.

 

[Paps]

Lighten up, Francis.

COMPLETELY unrelated to football trash-talking but....
for some reason i pictured the Salem Witch Trials as they were preparing to set ablaze a condemned witch whom just so happened to be named "Francis"...
something that may have been said by the town mayor/judge......

Then immediately thought of the scene from Monty-Python where they are chanting "burn the witch"........

O.K.
now back to your "regularly scheduled football trash talking."

 

[stratslinger]

^who let that guy in here?

 

[bluemoose]

Playoff riffraff.

 

[motobrewer]

He must be a NE fan.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I'm happy that any mention of Roll Tide has disappeared. Lets all give thanks for that big fiery implosion.