Now I have to kill my wife...

[the_bird]

I tell you what - I'd take my chances getting a ticket versus bringing dog **** in the house - much less letting it pile up in the basement!

If your marriage ever goes sour and you need to get a divorce, tell the judge that your wife left a bucket of **** in the basement sink - you'll get everything!

 

[MeatyPortion]

Yep, here it is.

2. Dog/Cat Waste will not be collected. Flush material down toilets or bury it. Cat litter will be collected if cat droppings are removed and the litter is double-bagged in sealed weatherproof bags and placed in your Tan-colored Refuse Cart.

http://www.cityofmadison.com/streets/collectionRefuse.cfm

 

[MeatyPortion]

There's really now way they can trace it anyway since it goes into a tan city trash container and then is picked up by the lift on the waste truck.

 

[the_bird]

If you get caught, plead ignorance and pay the $50 ticket (or whatever it is). Just make sure there aren't any cops around when you toss the baggie in.

That, or walk downtown and let Pups drop a duece in front of City Hall.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Hell, the tan garbage can stays in the garage until it's time to go on the street.

 

[arturo7]

That is fraggin insane.


Don't get caught by the poop nazis!

 

[MeatyPortion]

lol @ this

5. Deer Carcasses must be double-bagged and placed in the Tan-colored Refuse Cart.

So a huge dead animal is fine but dog and cat **** present a problem? Sometimes I don't understand this city.

 

[the_bird]

lol @ this



So a huge dead animal is fine but dog and cat **** present a problem? Sometimes I don't understand this city.

Wisconsin's kind of funny when it comes to dead deer.

Man who had relations with animal carcass must stand trial

NOVEMBER 22--A Wisconsin man who argued that he could not be prosecuted for having sex with a deer because the animal was dead at the time, was dealt a legal setback today when a judge rejected a motion seeking dismissal of a criminal charge against him. As a result of Circuit Court Judge Michael Lucci's ruling, defendant Bryan James Hathaway, 20, will have to stand trial for his alleged assault last month of the deer carcass. In his ruling (a copy of which you'll find below), Lucci denied a November 7 motion filed by Hathaway's lawyer, Fredric Anderson, which argued that the deer ceased being an animal upon its death (Hathaway, pictured at right, allegedly found the carcass in a roadside ditch). Anderson contended that a charge of sexual gratification with an animal could not be sustained because "the term 'animal' refers to a living organism, not a carcass." Lucci, however, noted that "most people understand that an animal does not necessarily cease being or qualifying as an animal or even being referred to as an animal once it's dead." He added that the "primary focus" of Wisconsin's criminal statute dealing with crimes against sexual morality is on "human behavior and on protecting sexual morality in the community, and not necessarily on animal protection." (4 pages)

 

[bob1852]

That, or walk downtown and let Pups drop a duece in front of City Hall.

Or better yet - walk yourself downtown and drop a duece on the steps to city hall. forget about the dogs doing it!

 

[MeatyPortion]

Wisconsin's kind of funny when it comes to dead deer.

He's not the first and won't be the last.

 

[Sea]

Federal law trumps trash companies rules, and it's Federal law that you have to give your trash man a little treat every couple of weeks. Swear to god man.

 

[mordantly]

Federal law trumps trash companies rules, and it's Federal law that you have to give your trash man a little treat every couple of weeks. Swear to god man.

when i was a wee-lad, that was in the form of a 12er of coke or bmc every month to keep them happy. they would treat our galvanized cans nice, and dump em if long stuff was sticking out. nowadays, if the lid isn't shut, the autofork keeps driving.

 

[BurnsideBrew]

Get rid of her!

 

[HomelessWook]

soooo many questions

 

[Grimster]

Federal law trumps trash companies rules, and it's Federal law that you have to give your trash man a little treat every couple of weeks. Swear to god man.

As a kid we always lived out in the country, and you don't have "trash" pickup out that way, meaning unless it's in a "can" or a bag, it don't get picked up.

So what my dad did was he'd put "trash" (old mattresses, box springs, big pile of limbs) on the road with the "garbage" and as he left on "trash day" (Tuesday) for work, he'd sit a 6 pack of beer prominently on the pile.

The 6 pack and whatever was piled up was ALWAYS gone when he got home.

WHO took it is not important, it was gone, nuff said.

 

[Homercidal]

We have a monthly "crap on the curb" day. Anything that is not considered hazardous waste can be set by the road and it will be picked up. Used to be twice a year. That was much better for scrounging. Now it's hard to find the good stuff.

 

[wolfstar]

we take the crap of 480 pounds of dogs in our residence and use it to fill the holes they dig....

If you dump the crap of a dog in the hole dug by said dog, they will not continue to dig the hole. They will start a new one that you can then fill with new sh*t

If your dogs do not dig, then then take said crap...put it into a paper bag... place it upon your congressmans door ... and light it afire.....

 

[BrianTheBrewer]

Oh man thank you for posting this thread...I need to laugh that hard while I am at work...(still laughing)