Now I have to kill my wife...

[conpewter]

I'm assuming that your lovely SWMBO is worried about bagging the, uh, poo and having it sit indefinitely in a landfill in a plastic bag. Have her bag the stuff in the original container in which you bought it- in the dog food bag. I'm pretty sure they're biodegradable.


And I sure hope that it wasn't a brewing bucket that she used!

Brilliant! Then you simply re-feed it to the dog, you don't have to spend money on food, and you've solved that poo disposal issue!

I'm actually composting my dog's leavings. I have a 55 gallon barrel with the bottom cut out and the top removable. I throw in some grass now and then, but generally hasn't smelled too bad (especially with the top on, no smell). I just hope it takes at least a year or two to fill up the barrel so the bottom is reasonably composted, darn great danes.

This article looks useful as well, maybe I'll bury the barrel like they did hmm.

http://www.instructables.com/id/Big-Dog-Poop-Composter/

 

[MeatyPortion]

Bookmarked it, but I don't think that will work as our yard is small enough as it is.

 

[uglygoat]

This is a question I cannot even begin to answer.....

i stopped reading here, has zul'jin posted in this thread?

 

[MeatyPortion]

I drank some of my malt and wort last night if that counts.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Sorry, I didn't read this thread at all.....not a jot.


The killing the wife part in the OP, is that for real? I need a pretty corpse for a sculpture I am working on. Please post pics if possible. Breast size would be helpfull information too.

By the way, I'm not a weirdo, this is a seriouis enquiry.

 

[MeatyPortion]

I'll get back to you on that, good sir.

 

[MeatyPortion]

I guess I should go down and take some pictures of the beer. It's fermenting like crazy so far.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Here's the beer: Thames river Bitter. It started fermenting pretty well after about 6 hours.

 

[springer]

So what are ya gunna do with the hooker in the freezer since you need to make room now.

 

[MeatyPortion]

The hooker's in the landfill.

 

[springer]

The hooker's in the landfill.

TSK TSK such a waste of a perfectly good hooker ..or was she freezer burned ?

 

[stedtale]

I'm getting some great google ads in this thread. nice.

 

[MeatyPortion]

The protein stains on her made for good fertilizer.

 

[MeatyPortion]

This thread is starting to take a turn for the weird.

 

[springer]

This thread is starting to take a turn for the weird.

Now its starting to take a turn towards the weird ... Dude your wife put a bucket of dog poop in the sink ...

 

[MeatyPortion]

Now its starting to take a turn towards the weird ... Dude your wife put a bucket of dog poop in the sink ...

Dude, that's yesterday's news. It's all about dead hookers and protein stains now.

 

[MeatyPortion]

You know what freaks me out though? This year I kept seeing news stories about people back in the states with either kidnapped girls in their backyard for 20 years or human skeletons being dug up on their property. Goddamned weird. Makes we wonder if my neighbors have anything like that going on. I'm buying a gun.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Time to restore sanity to this thread.

 

[DavidSteel]

Women. Irrational creatures.

 

[the_bird]

I'm getting some great google ads in this thread. nice.

I wish. I've gotten nothing but Martha Coakley and Scott Brown adds for the past week. ****in' IP address...

 

[mordantly]

rule #1: don't tell ANYBODY when your plan to kill someone!

 

[Sea]

Here's the beer: Thames river Bitter. It started fermenting pretty well after about 6 hrs.

Don't you mean Thames "Dog Schite" River Bitter?

I once brewed on our gravel drive, and kept smelling sh*t. Finally noticed a giant turd right under the burner getting roasted by the heat, hence: "Hangover Cat Sh*t IPA."

 

[MeatyPortion]

It's not my recipe, otherwise it would have been christened properly.

 

[uglygoat]

Here's the beer: Thames river Bitter. It started fermenting pretty well after about 6 hours.

wait, is that the **** in the bucket, or the bitter?

edit: seriously, i just let the dog **** in the backyard, or front wherever she wants, excepting that it is not in the house!!! i run it over with the lawn mower...

 

[MeatyPortion]

These turds are too big to run over with the lawnmower, I'd probably break a blade.

 

[uglygoat]

then you have to aim with the tire... nasty, but you'll eventually grind it up! :fro:

seriously, when i lived on your typical urban plot, we picked the dog **** up, and bagged it. now that i have a few feet i just let them go, it's a pasture as far as lawn care goes. if it grows it grows, if it doesn't it doesn't, it gets cut once a month during the warm months regardless.

what was the thought behind not tossing it out, or into a compost pile of some sort?

 

[MeatyPortion]

It's supposedly illegal to throw it in with the trash and we can't pile it up because the yard isn't big enough. She used to just flush the turds down the toilet one at a time which started to cause back-ups and eventually one overflow (that was fun).

 

[arturo7]

Illegal to throw away dogshvt?

WTF

 

[the_bird]

How is it possibly illegal to throw dog **** in the trash? I don't believe that.

 

[MeatyPortion]

I have to look it up but legal or not I'm chucking it in with the rest of the trash.