Names of some horrible movies needed

[malkore]

just get every episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

 

[Julohan]

Don't know if anyone has said this, but how about watching all Bruce Campbell movies?

 

[Styles]

Dunno if anyone has mentioned it, but Zombie Strippers is pretty crap-tastic!

 

[summersolstice]

ok - I just read all 16 pages. Must be the Bombay gin straight from the freezer...

So many bad movies though - one could never see them all in a lifetime. How about:

Tremors
Cherry 2000


Are you all too young to remember the B films at the drive-in with Vincent Price? All the sequels of Godzilla? The numerous variations on Christopher Lee as Dracula? The Blaxploitation movies:

Blacula
Black Mama, White Mama
Cleopatra Jones
Get Christie Love
The Avenging Disco Godfather

 

[DevilsCreekBrewing]

Are you all too young to remember the B films at the drive-in with Vincent Price? All the sequels of Godzilla? The numerous variations on Christopher Lee as Dracula? The Blaxploitation movies:

Blacula
Black Mama, White Mama
Cleopatra Jones
Get Christie Love
The Avenging Disco Godfather

Or the not to be missed Cleopatra Jones and the Casino of Gold. Funny movies after a few homebrews.

 

[chefchris]

I had a huge list typed up and went to post it but I was timed out and had to sign back in and lost the whole post. I'm not gonna bother retyping everything, just a few for you.

The Room- Considered by a lot of people to be the worst movie ever made.

American Ninja 1 & 2- Hilariously bad late 80's, early 90's cheesy action flicks.

Ninja Assassin- laughed the whole way thru this gem.

LOTS of Mystery Science Theater movies are worth watching without the commentary because they're so bad-

Space Mutiny
TimeChasers
Soultaker
The Starfighters
Werewolf
Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
Hobgoblins
Mitchell
The Final Sacrifice

I have to stop myself or I'll go on all day.

EDIT:

John Carpenter FTW. How bout Ghosts of Mars, Escape From New York and LA, Prince of Darkness...

A bunch of guys from this board got together and rented the Room complete with a drinking game.

Deborah Gibson and Lorenzo Lamas IN...

MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1350498/



At one point, the Shark eats a 747. At cruising altitude.

awesome movie.

 

[sdhucks7]

Breaking 2 electric boogaloiu (sp?) and beat street!

 

[sdhucks7]

Oh yeah just remembered "Hell comes to Frogtown" with Rowdy Roddy Piper horrible and classic

 

[SnallygasterBrewery]

Troll 2. I mean. Ugh.

 

[Gregscsu]

"RED WATER" a 2003 made for TV movie. It is a great, corny, crappy special effect shark movie.

 

[passedpawn]

You really need to rent a Documentary called American Movie. It is about a guy named Mark Borchardt who tries to make a really, really bad movie (Coven and Northwest).

 

[Chipman]

Dead Alive is pretty awful it's amazing

Also MANOS, THE HANDS OF FATE

 

[bierhaus15]

You really need to rent a Documentary called American Movie. It is about a guy named Mark Borchardt who tries to make a really, really bad movie (Coven and Northwest).

And I thought I was the only one lucky enough to lay eyes on this masterpiece.

Though if documentaries are your thing, these three are pure gold!

Darkon
The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters
Bigger Stronger Faster*

 

[Evets]

Joe Versus The Volcano

What? I may have to turn in my man card, but I've actually always sort of liked this movie. I always get laid at the end.
How about "Fiend without a face", 1958 or "Teenagers from outer space" 1959? And who could forget Patty McCormack in "The Bad Seed" 1956?

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Space Hunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone But in all fairness, it does have a young, cute & hot Molly Ringwold.
Phase 4
Day of the Triffids
Amazon Women on the Moon
It came From Beneath the Sea
The Valley of Gwangi
Quills Just a quick FYI on this, it deals with the true story of the Marquis De Sade.
Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things
My Name is Trinity Or any of the "Trinity" trilogy (no, it's NOT religious).
The Land That Time Forgot
The People That Time Forgot
At The Earth's Core
This list should keep you busy for a while. Regards, GF.

 

[summersolstice]

There's a British actor who had a few lead roles - but many more supporting roles - named Peter Cushing (Grand Moff Tarkin in the original Star Wars film). Nearly all of the dozens of movies he was in could easily fall into the "Bad Movie" category.

 

[Brew-Happy]

Out of the need for mindless activity, here is the compiled list of this thread. Yeah, yeah... I wanted something do besides think :cross:

If I missed yours, well copy this out and fix it

Pretty long list of terrible movies. If someone had the $ and time, you could create a movie company called Craptastic Films with the intention of making bad movies. You could make hundreds of dollars.

20 Million Miles To Earth
Alan Quartermain and the Lost City of Gold
Alferd Packer: The Musical
All the planet of the apes (originals)
Amazon Women On The Moon
American Ninja
American Ninja 1 & 2
Andy Warhol's Frankenstein
Ankle Biters
Army of Darkness
At The Earth's Core
Atomic Twister
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Back to the Beach
Bad Taste (peter jackson)
Barbarella
Basic Instinct
Battlefield Earth
Beastmaster
Beat Street
Bigger Stronger Faster
Black Mama, White Mama
Black Mask
Blacula
Blood Sucking Freaks
Blue Star
BMX Bandits
Breakin
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
Bubba-Hotep
Cannibal Ferox
Cannibal Holocaust
Carnosaur
Carnosaur 2
CAVEMAN with Ringo Star
Cecil B. DeMented
Cherry 2000
Children Shouldnt Play With Dead Things
Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things
Children Under the Stairs
Chopper Chicks in Zombietown
Cleopatra Jones
Cleopatra Jones and the Casino of Gold
Conair
Condorman
COSMOS: War of the Planets
Crippled Masters
Cube
Curse of the Ninja
Curse of the Queerwolf
Cyborg
Dark City
Darkon
Day of the Triffids
Dead Alive
Death Race
Death Race 2000
Death Sport
Deathlands
Demons at the Door (this movies is a must !!!!)
Diary of a Madman
Dog Soldiers
Dolemite
Dolemite, 1975
Dollman
Dolph Lundgren .
Doom Generation
Eraserhead
Evil Dead 2 (awsomly bad)
Evil Dead Series
Fiend without a face
Flash Gordon
flying dagger
Get Christie Love
Gleaming the Cube
Gymkata
Hard Rock Zombies
Hard Ticket to Hawaii
Hawk the Slayer
Hell comes to Frogtown
Highlander series
Hobgoblins
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
House of Usher
How to Make a Monster
ilsa: she wolf of the SS
Interceptor Force
Iron Eagle (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,...)
ISHTAR!!!!
It came From Beneath the Sea
Jan-Gel: Beast from the East Vols. 1 & 2
Jason X
Jean Claude Van Dam
Jeckyll and Hyde Together Again
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Jesus Christ: Vampire Slayer
Joe Versus The Volcano
Journey to the center of the earth
Judge Dredd -1995
Killer Clowns From Outer Space
Killer Condom
Killer Klowns From Outer Space
Komodo vs. Cobra
Kottentail
Krull
Lair of the White Worm
Leonard Part 6 with Bill Cosby
Liquid Sky
Mad Max movies after The Road Warrior
Malibu Express,
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Marina Monster
Meet the Feebles
MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS!
Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
Midnight Madness
Mitchell
Monsturd
MST3K DVD's
My Name Is Bruce
My Name is Trinity Or any of the "Trinity" trilogy (no, it's NOT religious).
Napoleon Dynamite
Night of the Comet
Night of the Lepus
Night Patrol
Ninja Assassin
North Shore
Nuke 'Em High
Omega Man
Pet Cemetery 2
Peter Cushing
Phantoms
Phase 4
Pink Flamingos
Plan 9 From Outer Space
Plane Dead
Polar Storm
Police Academy
Pootie Tang
Q: The Winged Serpent
Quills Just a quick FYI on this, it deals with the true story of the Marquis De Sade.
RAD
RED WATER
repo: the genetic opera (features paris hilton as a vapid heiress)
Reptilian
Return of the Killer Tomatoes
Road House
Robocop series
Robot Holocaust
Rock and Roll High School with the Ramones.
Rubin and Ed
Scanners
Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD
Shark Attack 3: Megalodon
Snakes on a plane
Soultaker
Soylant Green
Space Hunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone But in all fairness, it does have a young, cute & hot Molly Ringwold.
Space Mutiny
Spiders
Star Trek 5
Star Trek III, IV, V.
Starship Troopers
Stay Alive
Suburban Sasquatch
sukeban boy
Supergirl
Surf Nazis Must Die.
Swamp Thing
swordfish
Teenage Nymphoid in Dinosaur Hell
Teenagers from outer space
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
The Avenging Disco Godfather
The Bad Seed
The Blob
The Bog Creatures
The Final Sacrifice
the Hercules starring Lou Ferigno
The Heroic Trio
The Hunger
The Ice Pirates
The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters
The Land That Time Forgot
the Leprechaun series
The Lost Skeleton of Cadavera
The People That Time Forgot
The Room
The Starfighters
The Stuff
The Survivalist Rock & Rule
The Tingler
The Valley of Gwangi
They Live
TIME BANDITS
TimeChasers
Top Gun
Toxic Avenger (1984)
Trancers
Tremors
Troll / Troll 2: Double Feature
Troll 2
Tropic Thunder.
Two Lane Blacktop
Up! (not the pixar one)
Warrior of the Lost World
Werewolf
Wickerman and almost all Cage films
Zero Hour (1957)
Zombie Strippers

 

[KellyK]

I've got a couple more:
Anaconda
The Fly II - the one with Eric Stoltz as the "son" of the original Fly.
Crash (the one with James Spader, not the academy award winner) - Sex and car crashes.
Starcrash - David Hasselhof with a lightsaber. Seriously.

 

[Homercidal]

NO! I DEMAND you take Spaceballs OFF that LIST!

Or I will fire a warning shot across your nose!

 

[Brew-Happy]

NO! I DEMAND you take Spaceballs OFF that LIST!

Or I will fire a warning shot across your nose!

LOL! I didn't submit it. I actually like it myself.
I just copy and pasted what everyone has posted up to this point. Don't shoot the messenger (Paster in this case)!

 

[drac0]

After 17 pages I can't believe that this movie wasn't mentioned:

The Gods Must Be Crazy

 

[shecky]

After 17 pages I can't believe that this movie wasn't mentioned:

The Gods Must Be Crazy

Blasphemy. That's a great movie. The subsequent ones, however, sucked.

 

[drac0]

It's one of those cult followed movies, like the Living Dead series (I own em all too)

But you have to admit, cinematography, acting, etc., wise.. it is a pretty bad move, though I love the hell out of it. I saw it first when I was a kid, but it gets so much better after a few drinks!

 

[bknifefight]

TROLL 2!
(10 chars)

 

[BeerObot9000]

Epic list!!! Thank you!!! Going to have to look some of those up and others I've already seen.

No problem man, glad to help out a fellow bad movie buff.

A bunch of guys from this board got together and rented the Room complete with a drinking game.

Would you mind telling me the rules of this game? Also, have you heard the RiffTrax with it? Haven't heard the whole thing but sounds like they do a good job...

You really need to rent a Documentary called American Movie. It is about a guy named Mark Borchardt who tries to make a really, really bad movie (Coven and Northwest).

+1 or 2 or whatever. Great documentary, actually kind of depressing.

Out of the need for mindless activity, here is the compiled list of this thread. Yeah, yeah... I wanted something do besides think :cross:

If I missed yours, well copy this out and fix it

Pretty long list of terrible movies. If someone had the $ and time, you could create a movie company called Craptastic Films with the intention of making bad movies. You could make hundreds of dollars.

Thank you for this list. You just saved me a lot of work.

 

[passedpawn]

[regarding American Movie...]
+1 or 2 or whatever. Great documentary, actually kind of depressing.

Yea, I know exactly what you mean. His friend Mike was sorta sad. The one f'ed up by drugs.

 

[BeerObot9000]

Yea, I know exactly what you mean. His friend Mike was sorta sad. The one f'ed up by drugs.

Mostly sad for me because I know a lot of guys like that. I actually had one friend EXACTLY like that- sounds the same when he talks, acts the same, same mannerisms and all for the same reason. I hate to see old friends go down like that...

But still a very funny movie, don't let us deter you from watching.

 

[steinsato]

I wonder if Netflix has Zombie Strippers. That looks like a masterpiece if you ask me.

 

[BeerObot9000]

I wonder if Netflix has Zombie Strippers. That looks like a masterpiece if you ask me.

I've seen it on the instant queue before but it was a while ago. May be still on there...

 

[Homercidal]

After 17 pages I can't believe that this movie wasn't mentioned:

The Gods Must Be Crazy

OT nice sig. I sometimes repeat the same thing over a few times.