My Wife . . . gotta be nutz

[Pumbaa]

OK I now have proof that my wife is absolutely insane (besides the chromoshone thing and that she married me). Since I havent had any games to keep me busy and the brewery is temperarily shut down until I can get more room to put homebrew I've been looking for something to occupy my time she has become concerned and done me a favor of trying to find a new hobby for me to undertake . . .

Now remember who I am . . . I'm 37, white male, 6', 240lbs, strong libertarian, ready to over throw the government, like to get drunk (even though I dont get drunk as often as I would like, maybe every 3 months), believe strongly in the 2nd admendment to the point I think if the governemnt has a weapon I should be able to have it also or a weapon to counter it . . . basicly I freely admit I AM NOT RIGHT IN THE HEAD!!!

Ready? . . . .
http://www.albion-swords.com/

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Have you ever wanted to turn your hobby into a full-time job?
We are currently collecting applications for potential apprenticeships in the Cutler (assembly) and Blade (heat treating and grinding) departments.

No previous experience required (on-the-job training provided) -- minimum qualifcations are that you must enjoy working with your hands and have a total commitment to quality (a good sense of humor doesn't hurt, either) -- we will take care of the rest. The jobs will require relocating to the New Glarus, Wisconsin area.[/FONT]
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P.O. Box 66
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[the_bird]

There are not a lot of things in this world that frighten me more than the thought of Pumbaa with access to lots of lots of swords....

 

[sause]

And moving so close to the NewGlarus Brewery. I can see the headlines now: Drunken knife thrown maniac kills everybody and takes over brewery.

 

[olllllo]

This opening the result of this???

Say it isn't so..
http://www.dvddossier.com/2007/02/porn_dvd_rape_m.html
http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=568400

 

[Pumbaa]

This opening the result of this???

Say it isn't so..
http://www.dvddossier.com/2007/02/porn_dvd_rape_m.html
http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=568400

funniest part about that story is when they interviewed the guy watching the porn he was all proud of it, something like . . .

"Yeah I was just watching my favorite porno "Big busted broads love it in the butt 3", wearing my leather helmet, buttless chaps, tele-tubbie head and jerking the gerken, next thing I know some freek kicks in my door . . ."

ok not that bad but close enuff

 

[Desert_Sky]

ok my 2 cents.... ready? well here it comes


ban every single gun in the world and destroy them all. Then make it legal to carry swords around with you all the time.

any moron can fire a gun, but sword fighting takes skill.

On Guard bitches!

 

[Pumbaa]

Chimone falls asleep waiting for me to return his "On Guard" . . . .

slice achilles, run away in glee

aren't ya glad I like ya?:fro:

 

[olllllo]

First rule about Sword Club...

 

[the_bird]

First rule about Sword Club...

Isn't Orpheous the President of the Sword-Lover's Club?

 

[olllllo]

Swallowers?

 

[Pumbaa]

Isn't Orpheous the President of the Sword-Lover's Club?

That was Cheesefood and it was a different kind of "sword figthing"

 

[Copperhed]

Did someone mention the 2nd?

 

[Glibbidy]

Did someone mention the 2nd?

Oh no! not more firearms again!

 

[Pumbaa]

<3 the sticker on the butt of the gun on the left

 

[Copperhed]

Oh no! not more firearms again!

Couldn't resist, was "called out" so to speak. have swords too........
Firearms are a no-no here (doubt that) or is it overdone?? Or are you jesting me? You pickin' at me Glibbidy?



Copper

 

[Desert_Sky]

SWORD FIGHT!!!

stab joust parry thrust

hmm...ive seen those moves in porn also

bowm chi-ca bow bow

 

[the_bird]

SWORD FIGHT!!!

stab joust parry thrust

hmm...ive seen those moves in porn also

Only involving swords?

Something you'd like to share with us, Chimone? You don't have a moustache, do you?

 

[Desert_Sky]

Only involving swords?

Something you'd like to share with us, Chimone? You don't have a moustache, do you?

\


who wants a mustache ride????

 

[Copperhed]

<3 the sticker on the butt of the gun on the left

That would be the following........and note the moniter with your post, no BS here.....

Copper

 

[Pumbaa]

That would be the following........and note the moniter with your post, no BS here.....

Copper

yeah I have it in my gallery, page 1 I think

 

[Copperhed]

yeah I have it in my gallery, page 1 I think

Good photo of the decal in your gallery, mine (decal) is at it lays. Nice to have friends here......Your's aint on a firearm. Or just that photo wasn't ?....

Copper

 

[Pumbaa]

Good photo of the decal in your gallery, mine (decal) is at it lays. Nice to have friends here......Your's aint on a firearm. Or just that photo wasn't ?....

Copper

ganked it off google for an avatar

 

[Copperhed]

Never accuse the volunteer.

Copper

 

[EvilTOJ]

So, is this the latest of cutting edge jobs?

*runs away*

 

[Glibbidy]

Couldn't resist, was "called out" so to speak. have swords too........
Firearms are a no-no here (doubt that) or is it overdone?? Or are you jesting me? You pickin' at me Glibbidy?
Copper

Just playin. Not being a gun person, I find humor in this forum when it turns to firearms. I have nothing against them, or Charlton Heston.

 

[Copperhed]

Just playin. Not being a gun person, I find humor in this forum when it turns to firearms. I have nothing against them, or Charlton Heston.

I know you were playing. I do that on a regular basis but usually forget to include the obligatory smiley. Perhaps I should bring up "Automatic Smilie" on the site suggestions thread?


Copper

 

[Pumbaa]

automatic smiley

 

[Pumbaa]

forgot I had some of these . . . so I'll post more

 

[Glibbidy]

Pumba, that's just not right.
I'll admit the flamethrower is really cool though! Kinda looks like a flaming middle finger.

 

[Copperhed]

Kewl,
I like the machine gun/AK/AR whatever it is.

Copper

More?

 

[Pumbaa]

Pumba, that's just not right.
I'll admit the flamethrower is really cool though! Kinda looks like a flaming middle finger.

I probably have close to 100 of them somewhere