Misheard Lyrics

[CreamyGoodness]

Going beyond "Excuse me while I kiss this guy".

One of my favorites that made my wife laugh hysterically was the the B-52's "Love Shack." I hate this song. I hate how catchy it is, I hate all the nonsense words thrown in and I hate that it never gets out of your head once you hear it.

My misheard lyrics:

The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together
Love Shack baby! Love Shack, that's where it's at!
Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a buggin', wearin' next to nothing
Cause it's hot as a muffin!


Apparently muffins arent all that hot, according to SWMBO. This opened discussion as to what was hotter, the oven or muffin tin. I wasnt going down without a fight on this one.

 

[TxBrew]

He didn't kiss a guy? That changes things.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

From what I hear Jimmi very well might have kissed a guy. While I'm not one to judge, as far as I know, it didnt wind up in the song

 

[brewingmeister]

..hold me closer Tony Danza...

 

[Hang Glider]

same song

lay me down and she's so clingin'
(in sheets of linen)

 

[Airplanedoc]

California Gurls, we're unreliable, Fine fresh beers, we got em on tap

 

[SwivelHips]

Are you talking about a muffin in the baking sense or in the Aerosmith Walk This Way sense.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

As in corn or blueberry. I havent heard Walk this Way in a while

 

[jsguitar]

wrapped up like a ******

 

[hoppyhoppyhippo]

I mishear lyrics all the time, Not usually in a funny way just in a I don't know.

Before Johnny Cash released his version of Hurt (and I was never challenged on the lyrics so I never looked it up) I was convinced the last line was "I will keep my self, I will fade away."

Some other ones, Pearl Jam Glorified G "Glorified versions of a pelican"

Of course the one probably everyone mishears, Mannfred Mann's Blinded by the light "Wrapped up like a douched"

Also never knew the line "Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me" from Bohemian Rhapsody I didn't mishear in the sense I though it said something else, I just flat out had no clue what they were saying.

Some of the misheard lyrics on sites like kissthisguy.com are horrible.

 

[Paramecium]

When I was a kid I thought Stevie Nicks was saying "Just like the one winged dove" on edge of seventeen. My mom thought it was hilarious.

 

[gestyr]

You can't forget the line from "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds" : "The girl with colitis goes by"

 

[CreamyGoodness]

I can see clearly now Lorraine is gone....

 

[0verdrive]

My favorite was when a girlfriend's room-mate mis-heard Rage Against The Machine's "Bulls On Parade." She thought the chorus was "We're really rather friendly. With a pocket full of shells." (should have been "They rally round the family! With a pocket full of shells!")

More recently, I mistook the lyrics to "Pumped Up Kicks," thinking it said
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you better run, better run, faster than my brother." For quite a while I wondered what the brother was going to do when he caught up with the kids. I finally realized it says "All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you better run, better run, faster than my bullet.")

 

[m_c_zero]

When I was a kid I thought Stevie Nicks was saying "Just like the one winged dove" on edge of seventeen. My mom thought it was hilarious.

HA, I thought that was the lyric...

 

[Bedlam]

Secret Asian Man!

Edit--Apparently, it was George Takei this whole time. Who knew?

 

[hungry4hops]

Don't go out tonight cause its bound to get you freight, there's a bathroom on the right!
Supposed to be bad moon on the rise!

 

[BorealBrewer]

"Can you see me standing here with my back against the wreckin' machine"

Actual lyrics "record machine"...

Van Halen's jump.

I was 8 and at my first Wpg Jets (1.0) game - this was their skate-on music...wreckin' machine kinda made sense.

 

[tchamber]

Until very recently I thought the title of Mott the Hooples' "All the Young Dudes" was "Harry the Moose".........

 

[edmanster]

muse's madness went like--ma, ma, ma, MAGNESS in my head for the first week i herd it..

 

[lumpher]

Feelin' like a ham and mustard shake - Stone Temple Pilots

 

[gratus fermentatio]

From the Gorillaz 19-2000, "it's the new sip apple juice..." Actual lyrics go: "it's the music that we choose..."
Regards, GF.

 

[Jayhem]

"Hey. I just met you. This is crazy. here's my number, so come and rape me" (So call me maybe).

I swore that's what this song said the first several times I heard it...

Speaking of which I HATE that song!

 

[QuaffableQuips]

..hold me closer Tony Danza...

Count the head lice on the highway

 

[QuaffableQuips]

When I was a kid I thought Stevie Nicks was saying "Just like the one winged dove" on edge of seventeen. My mom thought it was hilarious.

HA, I thought that was the lyric...

Wow. I had to look it up. I thought that was the lyric, too.

Still, I'll never let go of my mental image of that poor, aerodynamically challenged creature.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Jimmy:

"Excuse me, while I kiss this guy.."dun dun duh dunduhduh dundunduh


(excuse me while I kiss the sky)

 

[gingerdawg]

Might as well face it, You're a dick with a glove. (addicted to love)

 

[rockytop714]

I recall someone telling me before that they thought Eddie Money was singing about 2 chickens to sacrifice, instead of two tickets to paradise.

easy mistake, right?

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Depends, do they live in Louisiana?

 

[GarageDweller]

sore's on my genitals,
i'm a loser baby, so why dont ya kill me...Beck -Loser

for all i know, thats what he really says...anyone know the real line?