Meet the Average German

[the_bird]

I have a pregnant wife, I'd be luck to get it twice a week... altho in a few more months she's going to be too pregnant to sex it up...

How far along is she? The second trimester - at least for some women - brings with it an absolutely PHENEOMENAL collection of hormones. Get out the Crisco and the latex gloves, it's time to get freaky!

 

[CatchinZs]

Get out the Crisco and the latex gloves, it's time to get freaky!

Damn!! You just took it to a whole new level.

 

[MrFebtober]

Everybody saw 2.25 times per week and nobody(but me) saw
Considers price to be more important than quality when shopping

Give them 20 years and Bud light will be the best selling beer in Ger (I can't finish the )

I saw that as well. Seemed very un-German to me. I wonder when they'll get their first Walmarx.

 

[ArcaneXor]

I saw that as well. Seemed very un-German to me. I wonder when they'll get their first Walmarx.

There were Wal-Marts In Germany for a while, but they sold their stores after not making enough $$$. In any case, the EU has consumer protection laws that make Ralph Nader look like a neo-conservative, so most of the stuff that is sold over there is of pretty decent quality by default.

 

[BrewWench]

How far along is she? The second trimester - at least for some women - brings with it an absolutely PHENEOMENAL collection of hormones. Get out the Crisco and the latex gloves, it's time to get freaky!

I know. What's up with this "too pregnant to sex it up"? I've heard it's usually the man that freaks out about sex during that time rather than the woman.

 

[JnJ]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/may/25/germany?gusrc=rss&feed=worldnews

Man, lived there 6 years and never saw her!!!

 

[Homercidal]

That's what I call finger food.

 

[BlindLemonLars]

Man, lived there 6 years and never saw her!!!

I bet you saw this lady though.

 

[superfluent]

Man, lived there 6 years and never saw her!!!

That's probably because she's not german? Here are the best places to find beautiful women in the world:

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Top-10-Cities-With-the-Most-Beautiful-Women-83656.shtml

And, please, please, pleeease note where I'm from...

H

 

[boo boo]

Man, lived there 6 years and never saw her!!!

That's because she was 12 when you left there.

Might be sour grapes, but she would probably kill me. What a way to go.

 

[superfluent]

http://www.travelersdigest.com/beautiful_women_2.htm

Cm'on, throw me a bone here...

H

 

[boo boo]

The night starts out like this

And after all those brews she looks like this

 

[JustDave]

The night starts out like this

Sure she looks like Mrs. Doubtfire, but look at all that beer!

 

[superfluent]

Sure she looks like Mrs. Doubtfire, but look at all that beer!

You *got* to get your priorities straight, man...

H

 

[BlindLemonLars]

Sure she looks like Mrs. Doubtfire, but look at all that beer!

I'd be happy to see her walking my way! So long as the glasses are full anyhow.

 

[MikeFlynn74]

They all look like that after enough beer

 

[dibby33]

Sure she looks like Mrs. Doubtfire, but look at all that beer!

yeah - what woman?

 

[EdWort]

Just to remind ya'll how those glasses are filled.

 

[Klainmeister]

I remember the first time i saw that, i nearly shat my pants. They sure know how to drink in Bavaria!

 

[JnJ]

That's because she was 12 when you left there.

Might be sour grapes, but she would probably kill me. What a way to go.

Ok, then what about her mom?