Man Rule: Public Bathroom Etique

[Mongrel]

I've crapped in a trashcan. I really had to go, but if I left, I'd have to pick up new samples and start the tests all over. Screw that.

I was civil enough to take out the trash after.

Heh, my friend crapped in a Time's Square trash can at the tail end of his bachelor party. But living in NYC for 5 years, that was one of the less weird places I've seen someone take a ****.

 

[Zuljin]

thptpth!

ack!

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I don't know about that. I was working on some seating assignments the other day and I got a copy of the blueprints for my company's building.

All the women's bathrooms are twice the size of the men's. They have 7 stalls compared to 2 stalls and 2 urinals for the men. They have couches in there too. What's up with that?

BTW - All of the following activities are inappropriate while standing at a urinal:

• Eating (Even chewing)
• Drinking (Unless you're in a bar or sporting event. In that case just hold your beer)
• Brushing your teeth
• Talking on your phone and/or texting
• Initiating a conversation (Only exception would be about football at a game)
• Farting (That's what the stalls are for)
• Looking down and to the left or right
• Making any type of grunting or moaning sound (no matter how long you've been holding it in)
• Dropping your pants (what's up with that anyway?)
• Winking
• Giggling
• Dancing
• Singing
• Making kissy noises

I think that about covers it...

I do all those things. not always in that order.

 

[outside92129]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT6-x5YCS9Y[/ame]

 

[BigJack]

Obviously someone or several someones here has a hangup about his "manhood" and/or is a little homophobic?

I'm not homophobic. I'm not hung-up about my manhood.

I am fat and a little claustrophobic.

I don't like strangers up in my personal space- even when their pants and mine are zipped up tight and no bodily fluids are a-flowin'.

Give me room, dammit.

 

[soccerdad]

Yo - for the record, the sink thing was a joke. I would never pee in the sink. Puke maybe ...

 

[podz]

pee anywhere but the sink or the floor, but dammit, at least wash your fvqin hands afterwards. I don't know how many guys I've called out about not washin' their sausage skinners after going to the bathroom. I don't care if ya touch it or not, or think you didn't, or whatever..... it's the appearance of it all, I don't wanna touch yer junk even by proxy. There are guys I absolutely will not shake their hands because I know for a fact they don't wash after they pee. And if ya crap and don't wash, yer just a nasty individual.

If you're anything like the average man then you've most likely been kissing a lot of different women - maybe even on the same night And you are very likely not the only man they've been with - maybe even on the same night... And it's definitely not unheard of, even for married people, to be getting some on the side and then come home to get busy with their partner - again, maybe even on the same night... You get my point, by proxy. Here, honey, swirl this listerine before I give you a kiss!

99.999% of the time, a weak immune system is what makes us sick; not exposure to bacteria and virii. The immune system can't strengthen itself in a sanitary environment; it needs small doses of this and that nastiness on a regular basis in order to improve it's general strength of immunoresponse. And then there are some things, like ebola, from which even doctors who practice rigorous sanitation still die - hand washing didn't and couldn't have helped them.

The average penis will harbor roughly 45 unique types of bacteria. This is very tiny - no pun intended - in the grand scheme of things. I'm more worried about touching the door handle of a public toilet on the way in, which can harbor over 100 thousand unique types of bacteria, and then touching my penis, but even that is not a big concern. Again, no pun intended.

 

[user 125772]

I'd stand shoulder to shoulder just to irritate you sanctity clowns.

 

[BigJack]

I'd stand shoulder to shoulder just to irritate you sanctity clowns.

May your shoes get dribbled. And your pant cuffs.

 

[BrewinBromanite]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yenIbQOPGc

Saw this several years ago. Instant classic!


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[beernbourbon]

If you're anything like the average man then you've most likely been kissing a lot of different women - maybe even on the same night And you are very likely not the only man they've been with - maybe even on the same night... And it's definitely not unheard of, even for married people, to be getting some on the side and then come home to get busy with their partner - again, maybe even on the same night... You get my point, by proxy. Here, honey, swirl this listerine before I give you a kiss!

99.999% of the time, a weak immune system is what makes us sick; not exposure to bacteria and virii. The immune system can't strengthen itself in a sanitary environment; it needs small doses of this and that nastiness on a regular basis in order to improve it's general strength of immunoresponse. And then there are some things, like ebola, from which even doctors who practice rigorous sanitation still die - hand washing didn't and couldn't have helped them.

The average penis will harbor roughly 45 unique types of bacteria. This is very tiny - no pun intended - in the grand scheme of things. I'm more worried about touching the door handle of a public toilet on the way in, which can harbor over 100 thousand unique types of bacteria, and then touching my penis, but even that is not a big concern. Again, no pun intended.

Won't necessarily disagree with any of that....but it's like I tell my team all the time; perception is reality to the human psyche. My immune system is phenomenal, I just don't wanna think about the other sh!t (ha!, no pun intended either).

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

If you're anything like the average man then you've most likely been kissing a lot of different women - maybe even on the same night And you are very likely not the only man they've been with - maybe even on the same night... And it's definitely not unheard of, even for married people, to be getting some on the side and then come home to get busy with their partner - again, maybe even on the same night... You get my point, by proxy. Here, honey, swirl this listerine before I give you a kiss!

99.999% of the time, a weak immune system is what makes us sick; not exposure to bacteria and virii. The immune system can't strengthen itself in a sanitary environment; it needs small doses of this and that nastiness on a regular basis in order to improve it's general strength of immunoresponse. And then there are some things, like ebola, from which even doctors who practice rigorous sanitation still die - hand washing didn't and couldn't have helped them.

The average penis will harbor roughly 45 unique types of bacteria. This is very tiny - no pun intended - in the grand scheme of things. I'm more worried about touching the door handle of a public toilet on the way in, which can harbor over 100 thousand unique types of bacteria, and then touching my penis, but even that is not a big concern. Again, no pun intended.

"I wash my hand befo I touch my dick!"

 

[Zuljin]

"I wash my hand befo I touch my dick!"

Word. I don't touch near as much stuff with dick as I do with my hands. Ymmv.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I found out in Walmart yesterday that guys don't like it when your standing at the urinal next to them, drop your pants, lean your butt toward them, and crack off an unfiltered on their leg. listen up people, "Sharing is caring." and I care a lot.

 

[Hamaki]

I found out in Walmart yesterday that guys don't like it when your standing at the urinal next to them, drop your pants, lean your butt toward them, and crack off an unfiltered on their leg. listen up people, "Sharing is caring." and I care a lot.

They didn't like it? Huh - must be a Wal Mart thing.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

They didn't like it? Huh - must be a Wal Mart thing.

people in Walmart don't care. fact.