Magic Keg

[catalanotte]

A Magic Keg is what I call the inevitable phenomenon when I need an empty keg and am certain a keg is on its last drop so I plan to drink it empty but it keeps pouring pint after pint. Tonight in a quest to empty a keg that based on a quick lift up and down i thought was on its last leg, I am my 5th stein and way past the point of actually washing and filling the keg with the next beer on deck. Now I understand I can spend a sheet ton of $$ on a little scale to measure what is actually left, but I don't care that much, just rambling. Anyone else have a magic keg???

 

[bracconiere]

you don't have any pop bottles to dump, instead of wasting the beer?

and yes i remember an analogy of a belt when you have to pee or not....something to do with a rubixcube! lol


it's happened to me a few times...it's like "Damn, INXS - Kick"

 

[catalanotte]

you don't have any pop bottles to dump, instead of wasting the beer?

wasting nothing, will drink this thing empty

 

[bracconiere]

is it extra clear and taste the best too? when that happens it's the last pour for sure!

 

[catalanotte]

is it extra clear and taste the best too? when that happens it's the last pour for sure!

Yep, just keeps going down easy

 

[Sailingeric]

I call them the Hanukkah menorah kegs.. they just keep pouring beer for 8 days past when they should have been empty.

 

[Kickass]

Yep, happens here.

It’s better than the other magic keg. That keg you swear there’s a gallon remaining then it spits foam at you.

 

[bracconiere]

It’s better than the other magic keg. That keg you swear there’s a gallon remaining then it spits foam at you.

even worse when it's the last keg! have stoop to BMC, but even then had to much to drink, gotta have instacart deliver, and take a picture of your ID....ohhh the embarrassment....

 

[Kickass]

BMC

Probably not the abv to calorie ratio you want. That has to drive a couple weeks of eating only celery to rebalance.

 

[bracconiere]

That has to drive a couple weeks of eating only celery to rebalance.

celery is junk food to me.

edit: i stand corrected, but still for a pound?