"Not until you get a drip tray under those taps, young man!!!" I can hear her now..
Of course, my wife would be looking over her glasses at me and saying, "Really?"
But, I have a 1000 sq.ft garage to house that sort of thing.
Having the Keezer in the house/kitchen is the most convenient option. I'll disguise it however I have to in order to please SWMBO. It's a 100' walk to the 3 car detached garage/brewhouse/man cave. 200' to either barn. Much too far to commute every time I thirst for a pint.