Fair enough. I've got a gnarly inch-wide scar in my arm to remind me why pressurized bottles should be treated carefully, but I certainly won't try to tell you what you should or shouldn't be afraid of. Just don't forget that overpressurized bottles are more likely to blow when you are handling them than when sitting under cardboard.
If you have a way of opening the bottles and letting them ferment out the sugar while open, like Revvy suggests, that's what I'd do, but certainly there's a reasonable chance that you'll have no problems otherwise.
ah, my sense of humour does not internetize well. I don't mean to trivialise such horrors nor condescend to someone going out of their way to help a complete stranger, please don't take what I said to mean that

I just meant that if I let the yeasties go after what little sugar there may be for the next 2-3 weeks, open them up and let the gas escape, then re-carb, would that not be ok...
or is what you're saying that if there is anything close to moderate carbonation after 2-3 weeks and I try to recarb I will could end up with beer shrapnel inside me?...cuz I like beer inside me....just not that way!