CreamyGoodness
Well-Known Member
... Seeing as how I know nothing about sports and would use my imaginary wealth just to give my teams new the most ridiculous names I can think of.
What could be better than sending 300 lb. Floridian genetic freaks to to field announced as the Tampa Bay Ball Bags. I'd put a pair of fuzzy nuts on the side of their helmets too, and if they complain Id say "I'm paying you the GDP of a small country. Put those yogurt spheres on your head, get out there and shut it. Now lets go bag 'em!"
The stupidity wouldnt end there. I would specifically seek out talented athletes named Stone, Sack etc. Lest someone think I had culturally biased hiring practices, I would throw in a few Weiners, Wangs, and Dongs. With my riches I would offer one gentlemen a sign-on bonus if he changes his name to Cockfoster DeCules.
Announcing for my team should be a lot of fun. "Weiner goes long, weiner passes to DeCules, DeCules is at the 30 yard line.... OOOOOOOHHHH!!! DeCules gets sacked!"
Touchdown dances would involve plastic spoons full of plain Fage flung at the crowd, each other, and the opposing team.
I'd insist that losing to my team would be referred to as "getting tea-bagged." It wouldnt be a political thing though.
Maybe things being as they are currently is for the best...
What could be better than sending 300 lb. Floridian genetic freaks to to field announced as the Tampa Bay Ball Bags. I'd put a pair of fuzzy nuts on the side of their helmets too, and if they complain Id say "I'm paying you the GDP of a small country. Put those yogurt spheres on your head, get out there and shut it. Now lets go bag 'em!"
The stupidity wouldnt end there. I would specifically seek out talented athletes named Stone, Sack etc. Lest someone think I had culturally biased hiring practices, I would throw in a few Weiners, Wangs, and Dongs. With my riches I would offer one gentlemen a sign-on bonus if he changes his name to Cockfoster DeCules.
Announcing for my team should be a lot of fun. "Weiner goes long, weiner passes to DeCules, DeCules is at the 30 yard line.... OOOOOOOHHHH!!! DeCules gets sacked!"
Touchdown dances would involve plastic spoons full of plain Fage flung at the crowd, each other, and the opposing team.
I'd insist that losing to my team would be referred to as "getting tea-bagged." It wouldnt be a political thing though.
Maybe things being as they are currently is for the best...