Is this dress suitable for my first date with a brewer?

[xiangjiao]

Is this dress suitable for my first date?
I am in love with a boy
he invited me to have dinner this weekend
I like him，
How do you think of this dress?

 

[ashmgee]

yah, I think you'll do fine. if you can wear it............

 

[Monkey55]

I didn't know spam wore dresses. Huh..

 

[mattd2]

Show more skin, otherwise the brewer your dating won't get the idea and talk to you about beer all night... boring
Miniskirt thread anyone?

 

[jafo28]

Show more skin, otherwise the brewer your dating won't get the idea and talk to you about beer all night... boring
Miniskirt thread anyone?

Already have one. https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/miniskirts-how-short-too-short-summer-254104/

 

[Homercidal]

Any dress will work as long as your either,

a) Play with your hair and give smoldering looks his way, maybe lick your lips once in a while in a casual, yet meaningful way...

or

b) Pretend to be interested in his entirely predictable discourses on making beer.

 

[azscoob]

Any dress will work as long as your either,

a) Play with your hair and give smoldering looks his way, maybe lick your lips once in a while in a casual, yet meaningful way...

or

b) Pretend to be interested in his entirely predictable discourses on making beer.

Agreed I also find that regardless of the dress worn, brewers almost always respond positively to oral homage.

 

[Xaphoeous]

No, you silly spamtramp, a dress is never appropriate for a date with a brewer. It'll just get in the way and burst into flames when he inevitably shows you his junk. And by "junk" I mean triple gas-burner brewing setup in the basement, er, "brewery."

 

[cokronk]

Only if you have some homebrew hidden up there.

 

[Pyroholic]

It doesn't matter what you wear. Drink his beer and get him laid. Make no mistake, guys aren't looking at the dress, we're looking at what's inside it.

 

[Homercidal]

Agreed. Any dress will do as long as there is less of it...

 

[azscoob]

Is this dress suitable for my first date?
I am in love with a boy
he invited me to have dinner this weekend
I like him，
How do you think of this dress?

Me like your Engrish so goodly, and your dress crumpled on brewery floor look me happy!