If you could have any object turned into a tap handle, what would it be?

[Golddiggie]

im not reading through 21 pages but i was thinkink of a large bullet or something along those lines. maybe a grenade,

All been done already. You can get them off ebay easily. I got three of the complete 50 cal rounds as handles.

 

[Airplanedoc]

How about a Magic 8 ball

Magic 8 ball should I have another Beer? ...... Signs point to yes

Or a Rubik Cube

 

[rhamilton]

Korn's microphone stand. Kind of creepy but would definitely be a conversation piece.

 

[funkapottomous]

 

[mlarnold]

The head from the bulldog bobble head I had in my first car.

 

[wilded]

A forked deer antler.

 

[GroosBrewz]

Buddy Christ from Dogma would make a cool tap handle.

Agreed

 

[jpietraski]

Buddy Christ would be awesome.
Amazon...13.99
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[Misfit]

I think the poop monster would also be cool for like a stout

 

[cracked1]

Agreed

Buddy Christ would be awesome.
Amazon...13.99
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000AP5974/?tag=skimlinks_replacement-20

I think the poop monster would also be cool for like a stout

Buddy Christ from Dogma would make a cool tap handle.

HA!! I just did this last night and posted a new thread about it today. I didn't know how many other people had the same idea.

 

[GroosBrewz]

It's everything I thought it would be.. Nice!

 

[kklowell]

I logged on because I was thinking yesterday that all these old fishing rods I have from my bass tournament days must have a use, and that lead to wondering if anyone had ever used the handle as a tap handle. Didn't see one here, but did get to read one long and entertaining thread.
I have it in my head that these handles, with baitcasting reels attached, would make some pretty cool tap handles for a fishing-themed bar. Only thing stopping me is an almost complete lack of cash. Money sucks. Well, ok, money doesn't suck...the lack of it sucks.

 

[OldGoat]

The headstock and a few inches of the neck of a Fender Telecaster...for the twang

 

[Diaperload]

Brass knuckles would be cool. A few people have mentioned them.

My idea would be an old hood ornament. In the 20's and 30's there were some pretty sweet looking ornaments. Hudson, Packer, Chrystler, etc.

Either one of these would be sweet.

 

[Homercidal]

They would be expensive tap handles. Some of those are worth a few $$s.

 

[GroosBrewz]

A shrunken head would be cool..

 

[mlarnold]

A sonic screwdriver

 

[TyTanium]

At first I thought that was a crazy-looking lightsaber handle.

Speaking of which, a lightsaber would make a sweet-looking tap handle, like this one.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

My wife,

because at least then I'd know what is permanently stuck up her...

 

[Homercidal]

A sonic screwdriver

Uh oh... I got the Tenth Doctor and the Eleventh Doctor's sonic screwdrivers for my daughters for X-mas....

I wonder if they would notice on of them missing.

 

[bengerman]

Uh oh... I got the Tenth Doctor and the Eleventh Doctor's sonic screwdrivers for my daughters for X-mas....

I wonder if they would notice on of them missing.

I got the eleventh doctors for Christmas....
I think I have a project when I get home

 

[mlarnold]

Perhaps in a snug fitting cup so if anything needs soniced it comes away easy but not too easy

 

[bengerman]

Perhaps in a snug fitting cup so if anything needs soniced it comes away easy but not too easy

I spent the second half of my work day trying to figure this out.
Just figured out out. My screwdriver is a real screwdriver, sooooo I just need to adapt the tap thread to a hex rod of the appropriate size.

 

[Sean]

A foot.

A sexy foot, mind ya!

 

[bengerman]

A foot.

A sexy foot, mind ya!

there's an app for that.




(i am terrified thinking about this and realizing that i'm probably right...)

 

[TW1Kell]

Hector...OH! Allow me to explain: The shrunken head that I received while an Advisor in South America during my Army years. Since he was a shabby excuse for an enemy soldier, maybe he'd serve as a better tap handle...

 

[ReDim]

" If you could have any object turned into a tap handle, what would it be?"

Are accountants considered objects ?

 

[bengerman]

A sonic screwdriver

I submit for the approval of the board. (I still have some improvements in mind, but it's proof of concept, at the least)

 

[OpenContainer]

I submit for the approval of the board. (I still have some improvements in mind, but it's proof of concept, at the least)

Looks great!! Nicely done.

 

[mlarnold]

I submit for the approval of the board. (I still have some improvements in mind, but it's proof of concept, at the least)

<img src="https://www.homebrewtalk.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=44942"/>

Let me know when you get it done done and what you did, now that I see it I really want it