I think they're hot, but you probably don't

[CreamyGoodness]

Oh carry on then.

Hoppy, say you're sorry.

Now you bird.

Ok... now I'm going to say it again, Jo from Supernanny. You KNOW she lets that tight bun down at the end of the night.

 

[McBrewskie]

I've never found her attractive. I think she's a fine actress, though.

I'd put her in the ugly as **** and can't act her way out of the paper bag she should be required to wear over her head category.

 

[HoppyDaze]

... I was just having fun in the death-by-railcar thread, but I'm really not a fan of the whole "huh, huh, I want to punch a women in the face!" kind of humor.

This is the humor I was shooting for

http://bcove.me/iki5ceab

 

[the_bird]

This is the humor I was shooting for

http://bcove.me/iki5ceab

I yelled LOUDLY at a kid who was interning in our office - who happened to be the son of one of my colleagues - because he would not or could not wipe the friggin' ****-eating smirk off his face. I suspect I would have do that same to you!

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

I was trying to count the number of women listed in this thread that I did not find at least somewhat attractive. All I can recall are Ina Garten (is that right? sounds like an old Iron Butterfly song), Courtney Love, Pippi Longstocking, and Mario Batali. I guess my standards aren't so high!

Really? No to Mario Batali?!?!?!

This is the humor I was shooting for

http://bcove.me/iki5ceab

I almost turned it off after the Indian College Fund commercial but I hung in there a few more seconds. Funny.

 

[bottlebomber]

What do you guys think about Cameron Diaz? Personally I've always thought she looked like a fish with a popsicle for a body. I like skinny girls, but she just has no shape at all. If someone put her on this list, I wouldn't object.

Let's see.. Bug eyes, check. Smoker, check. Pothead, check. Ugly, check. Yep, she's game.

Another thing about her is she has the absolute worst singing voice imaginable. I know she's an actress and not a singer, but good lord. I think in Shrek she had to carry a tune for a minute. Probably taking bong hits to get in the zone for the part didn't help.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

I thought of one on the way home. Cyndi Lauper. I have always thought she was smokin!

 

[bstacy1974]

Natalie Zea: Justified

Billie Piper: Dr. Who

Rashida Jones: Parks & Rec

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

Natalie Zea: Justified

Billie Piper: Dr. Who

Rashida Jones: Parks & Rec

None of these deserve to be on this list.

 

[bob1852]

Kelly Clarkson?

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

Big nose. Not ugly. I'd say she fits the category.

 

[Subsailor]

Milla Jovovich

 

[cfonnes]

Soledad Obrien makes intelligence sexy.

Here she is ripping up one of my Tea Party representatives.

 

[McBrewskie]

None of these deserve to be on this list.

Agreed. I'd **** the bejesus out of Rashida Jones.

 

[McBrewskie]

Here she is ripping up one of my Tea Party representatives.

That's like whipping a sponge.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Milla Jovovich

5th Element FTW!

 

[Subsailor]

Ultraviolet

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

Milla Jovovich

Too hot to be on this list

 

[thewinechik]

What do you guys think about Cameron Diaz? Personally I've always thought she looked like a fish with a popsicle for a body. I like skinny girls, but she just has no shape at all. If someone put her on this list, I wouldn't object.

Yup I did, like 20 pages down. People say she is the girl next door type. I also like tall and skinny and blondes something about her frightens me... Big mouth maybe. I have been told though by my cuz who is good friends with her that she is an
Amazing dancer and its fun to hang with... The dancing and big mouth could come in handy... -enough said.

 

[thewinechik]

Yep. she really gets to me with her look in Aeon Flux.

Just fainted!!!

 

[thewinechik]

Milla Jovovich

Did you just mess with my girl Milla?? Heck no! She's hot.

Oh I would not shag some of these. Maybe being a chick I'm a tad more picky. Rashida hell no! Ina hell no. Paula Deen no way. Poor headbanger is traumatized with Paula.
Paper bag or not over head. No no no! That just calls for injury.
We should start a thread "they are hot and we know it" whoever comes up with an ugly chick gets less beer.

 

[bottlebomber]

Did you just mess with my girlGilla??

Nope, he's still here, ready for love.

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

Nope, he's still here, ready for love.

Ready for man love that is.

 

[emjay]

Ready for man love that is.

Is there any other kind for Gila?

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

Is there any other kind for Gila?

No. Hence my point.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Teri Garr. As she was in Close Encounters Of The 3rd Kind, Quite the MILF in my book.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5SMlnCFhaTA/THLXAZ3T1DI/AAAAAAAAPFE/QvIQ_QF6E6s/s1600/Teri+Garr_01.jpg

 

[emjay]

Teri Garr. As she was in Close Encounters Of The 3rd Kind, Quite the GILF in my book.

FTFY.

And great addition. Not because I agree, but, precisely because I DON'T agree. How some of these names are being mentioned in this thread is beyond me. I mean, Charlize Theron?! Seriously?!

 

[thewinechik]

FTFY.

And great addition. Not because I agree, but, precisely because I DON'T agree. How some of these names are being mentioned in this thread is beyond me. I mean, Charlize Theron?! Seriously?!

That's beyond me too!!! But some mentioned they done like blondes or skinny tall chicks.
I think they just like ugly girls at this point cause Charlize is one of my ultimate hotties and I bet you nobody on here, Even the ones that claim they would not shag her, they would not throw her out of bed...
Just saying,

Oh another one that I think would be in that category perfectly is Avril Lavigne

http://www.coveralia.com/fotos/avril-lavigne21075.php

I know some of you would claim you would kick her out of bed.
Riiiight!

 

[brazedowl]

Lucy Lawless

In Xena or Battlestar?