I think they're hot, but you probably don't

[Homercidal]

How bout Marilou and Chelsea at the same time.

I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to

grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new

bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting.

I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends.

... Naw, I'm not ready for it.

 

[jsguitar]

I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to

grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new

bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting.

I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends.

... Naw, I'm not ready for it.

One of the best episodes

 

[annasdadhockey]

Are you saying Kelly Osbourne is not hot?

That, good sir, is an INSULT!

See? She belongs here!

Perfect.

 

[petie]

Has anyone mentioned Marilu Henner? Back in her Taxi days she was a favorite of mine.

She's still very doable.

 

[iagmc]

I believe they were from Aurora, Illinois....a suburb of Chicago, excellent.

isn't Milwaukee a sub of Chic Town?

FYI the Osborne's aren't what i would call attractive. So i guess it applies

 

[gcdowd]

isn't Milwaukee a sub of Chic Town?

FYI the Osborne's aren't what i would call attractive. So i guess it applies

You're kidding right? It's a different city in a different state.

 

[KayaBrew]

As long as we're talking about "mature" ladies, I've had the hots for Julianne Moore for a long time. F*ckin' Maude Lebowski! I wish she was my special lady. I'd love to help her conceive!

 

[sfrisby]

As long as we're talking about "mature" ladies, I've had the hots for Julianne Moore for a long time.

Jees. Mature????

God now I feel old....

Edit: I stand corrected. Shes 14 years older than me. I'll be darned.

 

[The_Dog_42]

Jesus!

Now there is one that fits this thread well!

Can't say he'd do it for me, being a guy and all. But those abs were really something.

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

As long as we're talking about "mature" ladies, I've had the hots for Julianne Moore for a long time. F*ckin' Maude Lebowski! I wish she was my special lady. I'd love to help her conceive!

Boogie Nights ftw. Lot's of nekkid-ness!

Now there is one that fits this thread well!

Can't say he'd do it for me, being a guy and all. But those abs were really something.

Bwahaha

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

As long as we're talking about "mature" ladies, I've had the hots for Julianne Moore for a long time. F*ckin' Maude Lebowski! I wish she was my special lady. I'd love to help her conceive!

Julianne Moore is gorgeous.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Julianne Moore is gorgeous.

You just like her because she puts out.

 

[phenry]

Suicide Girls in general.

Why do I think they're attractive? Because I can I guess.

 

[emjay]

Suicide Girls in general.

Why do I think they're attractive? Because I can I guess.

Wow, those two are hideous.

 

[paulster2626]

I would like to submit Jenna Talackova for your consideration. I think she's hot, but you probably don't.

"WTF - I must be missing something here." Yes, you are. Do I win?

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Does she have a penis? I'm being serious...

 

[phenry]

Wow, those two are hideous.

According to my a lot of my friends (or I guess I should say people I know), tattoos on girls aren't attractive at all.

 

[phenry]

I would like to submit Jenna Talackova for your consideration. I think she's hot, but you probably don't.

I'd take her out for a nice seafood dinner. And I'd call her again.

 

[mccumath]

I'd take her out for a nice seafood dinner. And I'd call her again.

Call her? I'd get her super drunk, knock the bottom out of it, and let her wake up next to me the next day. She would either stay or go...

 

[hercher]

Suicide Girls in general.

Why do I think they're attractive? Because I can I guess.

I agree. I hate the tattoos, but the Suicide Girls in general are pretty darn hot.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Tattoos are amazingly hot... now. I just picture these lovelies at 50 with green faded and stretched out tats and that's where my turnoff lies.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Yes i was right! Point creamy!

 

[phenry]

Call her? I'd get her super drunk, knock the bottom out of it, and let her wake up next to me the next day. She would either stay or go...

Anchorman reference, but yes, I wouldn't have any problem sleeping with her either regardless what gender she was born as.

 

[phenry]

Tattoos are amazingly hot... now. I just picture these lovelies at 50 with green faded and stretched out tats and that's where my turnoff lies.

My mentality is I'm gonna look like hell when I'm old, what my tattoos look like isn't really going to be one of my concerns. Not gonna be trying to get 50 year old's heads turning strutting my stuff down the beach when I'm 70.

At least they'll look better than any food we eat. That always ends up looking like sh*t for some reason...

 

[mccumath]

Anchorman reference, but yes, I wouldn't have any problem sleeping with her either regardless what gender she was born as.

As long as there was something to stick it in, I am game...

 

[emjay]

According to my a lot of my friends (or I guess I should say people I know), tattoos on girls aren't attractive at all.

Honestly, I don't find tattoos very attractive either... and I have a fairly big one. Those girls both seem to have amazing skin, so it's kind of a shame to me, in a way. But they're cute enough and the tattoos aren't bad enough (they're actually rather exotic) that I'm sure no guy would pass on that.

 

[bottlebomber]

I would like to submit Jenna Talackova for your consideration. I think she's hot, but you probably don't.

"WTF - I must be missing something here." Yes, you are. Do I win?

Ok yeah, she's a dude. You win the thread.

 

[McBrewskie]

Wow, those two are hideous.

I'd **** the bejesus out of them.

 

[GarageDweller]

this one goes out to all of you.

nestar:Your Farking Momma.....nestar:

 

[jgln]

Tattoos are amazingly hot... now. I just picture these lovelies at 50 with green faded and stretched out tats and that's where my turnoff lies.

...that's not the tats fault.